Old 12-10-2012, 12:35 AM   #1
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Numb thumb

I just shocked my thumb on a broken christmas tree light.

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Old 12-10-2012, 12:38 AM   #2
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:42 AM   #3
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I've heard suicide works well in these situations.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:44 AM   #4
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Just because I shocked my thumb, that doesn't mean I should kill myself.
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:50 AM   #6
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I just shocked my thumb on a broken christmas tree light.

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fly around the earth in reverse orbit at the speed of light, go back in time before the event happened, and don't be a dumb shit this time.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:13 AM   #9
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Nice one blob.

and no, cause I've heard that kills you.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:14 AM   #10
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:15 AM   #11
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Ice and don't use ragged light strands.
You have to examine them to figure out if the bulbs are broken or not...one was.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:17 AM   #12
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fly around the earth in reverse orbit at the speed of light, go back in time before the event happened, and don't be a dumb shit this time.
Hahaha, I may just do that.

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