Old 12-09-2012, 06:24 PM   #1
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Religious Cunts!

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No matter which religion you are, these people can help you reach the Halleluiah Horizon with"



Jackhammer Jesus! Keep one in the confessional?


Or the Virgin Mary when you want to revisit the past?

Not into the Judea-Christien, well try a piece of Ol' Nick



Or try all of them, to see which lets you see the second coming?
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Old 12-09-2012, 06:31 PM   #2
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Old 12-09-2012, 06:50 PM   #3
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One for all the major religions except one; guess which??

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Old 12-09-2012, 07:00 PM   #4
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:05 PM   #5
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One for all the major religions except one; guess which??

Woof!
Is the yellow one supposed to be Rush Limbaugh, for people in his religion?
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:07 PM   #6
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One for all the major religions except one; guess which??

Woof!
Ahura Mazda is conspicuously absent.
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Old 12-09-2012, 09:17 PM   #7
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Old 12-09-2012, 09:20 PM   #8
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Old 12-09-2012, 09:25 PM   #9
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Someone made a very funny Zoroastrian reference in this thread, in case you guys missed it.
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:11 PM   #11
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:14 PM   #12
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I asked Jesus into my heart! I'm not putting him there.
*DIES* lol
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