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yes, they are better in bed
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no, they are not better in bed
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dolf!
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12-09-2012, 04:15 PM
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Dionysian Beast is offline
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12-09-2012, 04:20 PM
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We are in for it now.
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Oh...Yes.
However often they have crazy rules like..
I have to date you three times before I fuck you. (I'm still going to be the same person three dates from now, about YOU I don't know!  )
I will give you head but I have to suck like a fucking Hoover until you push me away because I don't understand the concept of to much suction equals pain. 
You can't cum on me or in me. 
Don't get it on the Bed. (lady it ain't a fucking GUN.)
You can't spend the night because my neighbors will know.(they don't hear you scream?  )
I only do in in the ass when I'm really drunk and slutty. (and the fucking hold up is?)
This is just a sample of some of the craziness I have found.
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They ignore God and deify man.
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12-09-2012, 04:59 PM
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It depends. Are they openly crazy (at least with you)? If so, then yes.
The closet cases, however, can be worse than prudes.
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12-09-2012, 05:19 PM
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Not what you expect
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Crazy women are definitely better in bed. It's the time out of bed they are hard to deal with.
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12-09-2012, 06:19 PM
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Better in Person!
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Crazy bitches in bed, I drive them there!
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12-09-2012, 06:25 PM
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The "'blow what" response barely deserves re-mention, you crazy bitch! Maybe it's just me?
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12-09-2012, 07:35 PM
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poofy cunt
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i have no idea.
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12-09-2012, 07:38 PM
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I am a river to my people
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true... maybe this is why bdsm has so much bondage. less kink, more containment.
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12-09-2012, 07:38 PM
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Silly chocolate angel
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i have no idea.
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because you are not crazy or nobody dared to tell you yet ?
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12-09-2012, 07:43 PM
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poofy cunt
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because you are not crazy or nobody dared to tell you yet ?
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i've been told it's a good crazy, but sometimes i'm not quite so sure.
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12-09-2012, 07:44 PM
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Silly chocolate angel
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Originally Posted by neci
i've been told it's a good crazy, but sometimes i'm not quite so sure.
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do you talk to your mirror ?
and does it talk back ?
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12-09-2012, 07:47 PM
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poofy cunt
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do you talk to your mirror ?
and does it talk back ?
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the mirror was a window.
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12-09-2012, 07:48 PM
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Silly chocolate angel
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the mirror was a window.
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but I waved
the pictures were quiet good by the way
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12-09-2012, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Peregrinator
Can't speak to the larger picture or the averages, but hands down the best lover I've ever known is Lady P, who also happens to be one of the most completely sane people I've ever known.
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She's with you, dude, she's disqualified from consideration as sane. 
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IX. The Courtyard
It was the city I had known before;
The ancient, leprous town where mongrel throngs
Chant to strange gods, and beat unhallowed gongs
In crypts beneath foul alleys near the shore.
The rotting, fish-eyed houses leered at me
From where they leaned, drunk and half-animate,
As edging through the filth I passed the gate
To the black courtyard where the man would be.
The dark walls closed me in, and loud I cursed
That ever I had come to such a den,
When suddenly a score of windows burst
Into wild light, and swarmed with dancing men:
Mad, soundless revels of the dragging dead—
And not a corpse had either hands or head!
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12-09-2012, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by fgarvb1
Oh...Yes.
However often they have crazy rules like..
I have to date you three times before I fuck you. (I'm still going to be the same person three dates from now, about YOU I don't know! )
I will give you head but I have to suck like a fucking Hoover until you push me away because I don't understand the concept of to much suction equals pain.
You can't cum on me or in me.
Don't get it on the Bed. (lady it ain't a fucking GUN.)
You can't spend the night because my neighbors will know.(they don't hear you scream? )
I only do in in the ass when I'm really drunk and slutty. (and the fucking hold up is?)
This is just a sample of some of the craziness I have found. |
IME, crazy women do have crazy rules, but they're usually more along the lines of, "Don't take that off the window! The clowns will get in and eat us!"
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IX. The Courtyard
It was the city I had known before;
The ancient, leprous town where mongrel throngs
Chant to strange gods, and beat unhallowed gongs
In crypts beneath foul alleys near the shore.
The rotting, fish-eyed houses leered at me
From where they leaned, drunk and half-animate,
As edging through the filth I passed the gate
To the black courtyard where the man would be.
The dark walls closed me in, and loud I cursed
That ever I had come to such a den,
When suddenly a score of windows burst
Into wild light, and swarmed with dancing men:
Mad, soundless revels of the dragging dead—
And not a corpse had either hands or head!
-- Fungi from Yuggoth, by H.P. Lovecraft
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12-09-2012, 08:00 PM
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i've heard it often enough.
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12-09-2012, 08:04 PM
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Bedlam.
Nuff said.
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12-09-2012, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by run_silent
Crazy women are definitely better in bed. It's the time out of bed they are hard to deal with.
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12-09-2012, 08:14 PM
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Depends on what you define as crazy.....
I think of it more along the line of "that one is mental"
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12-09-2012, 10:12 PM
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pet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Balladeer08
I need to meet a "normal/sane" one for comparison.
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ahahahahahhahaha!
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12-10-2012, 12:16 PM
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Swept Away
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Originally Posted by clutch1
Crazy bitches in bed, I drive them there!
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12-10-2012, 12:22 PM
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sunshinerainbowpuppies
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fgarvb1
Oh...Yes.
However often they have crazy rules like..
I have to date you three times before I fuck you. (I'm still going to be the same person three dates from now, about YOU I don't know! )
I will give you head but I have to suck like a fucking Hoover until you push me away because I don't understand the concept of to much suction equals pain.
You can't cum on me or in me.
Don't get it on the Bed. (lady it ain't a fucking GUN.)
You can't spend the night because my neighbors will know.(they don't hear you scream? )
I only do in in the ass when I'm really drunk and slutty. (and the fucking hold up is?)
This is just a sample of some of the craziness I have found. |
Those rules aren't crazy. They just indicate she's just not that into you. |
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12-10-2012, 12:25 PM
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pet
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Originally Posted by bg23
Those rules aren't crazy. They just indicate she's just not that into you.
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12-10-2012, 01:00 PM
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Books, not blogs
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As a general rule, yes, but not exclusively so.
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12-10-2012, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by eyer
Of course, since this is a dolf thread...
...it's title refers to yourself, right?
Granted that, then, and in a current spirit of the Board and in particular salute to not only your chronic psychosis but also your blatant sexism...
...shouldn't your self-patronizing thread title properly read:
are crazy fat bitches better in bed?
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Lol.... Get out of my head!!!
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