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Old 12-06-2012, 08:50 PM   #14126
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:14 PM   #14127
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Slow night at work tonight. At least I'm not working alone. Please let us see something interesting tonight. It doesn't need to be anything traumatic like partial amputations.....I'd be happy to see something silly like another vibrator stuck up somebody's arse.
*another* vibrator stuck up somebody's arse? How often does this happen?
 

Old 12-06-2012, 09:22 PM   #14128
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*another* vibrator stuck up somebody's arse? How often does this happen?
Well, personally, I've only seen it once. But many of my co-workers have taken care of patients with "foreign bodies" stuck up their arse at one point or another.

So, more often than you'd think.

To be fair, my patient didn't have a whole vibrator stuck, just the tip of the vibe that had broken off. He was very non-chalant about it, leading me to believe this might not have been his first time.

So, if you're ever going to stick something up there, make sure it has a wide base, so it doesn't get lost up there....and be gentle, you don't want it to break like my patient's did.
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:04 PM   #14129
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Well, personally, I've only seen it once. But many of my co-workers have taken care of patients with "foreign bodies" stuck up their arse at one point or another.

So, more often than you'd think.

To be fair, my patient didn't have a whole vibrator stuck, just the tip of the vibe that had broken off. He was very non-chalant about it, leading me to believe this might not have been his first time.

So, if you're ever going to stick something up there, make sure it has a wide base, so it doesn't get lost up there....and be gentle, you don't want it to break like my patient's did.
Or you'll become, dare I say it, the butt of the joke?
 

Old 12-06-2012, 10:13 PM   #14130
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Or you'll become, dare I say it, the butt of the joke?
LOL cute!
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:44 PM   #14131
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LOL cute!
I spent a few years working in endoscopy; I've seen far more than my share of rectal foreign bodies. FAR more than my share!

Please, don't do that to your friendly endo call team. Don't wish a rectal FB on them!

The docs I worked with wouldn't remove rectal FBs that night; they made them wait and put them on the schedule for the next day. It helped provide a more memorable "learning experience."
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Old 12-06-2012, 10:55 PM   #14132
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I spent a few years working in endoscopy; I've seen far more than my share of rectal foreign bodies. FAR more than my share!

Please, don't do that to your friendly endo call team. Don't wish a rectal FB on them!

The docs I worked with wouldn't remove rectal FBs that night; they made them wait and put them on the schedule for the next day. It helped provide a more memorable "learning experience."
LOL Well, I guess I don't REALLY wish a rectal FB on somebody. But I was hoping for some interesting cases. So tired of chest x-rays due to 3 week old coughs. BORING!

Good idea making them wait the night LOL
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:01 PM   #14133
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LOL Well, I guess I don't REALLY wish a rectal FB on somebody. But I was hoping for some interesting cases. So tired of chest x-rays due to 3 week old coughs. BORING!

Good idea making them wait the night LOL
Would you do a CXR for me please? I've only been coughing 2 1/2 weeks, but it's a doozy!
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:04 PM   #14134
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HAHA Story on tonight's news:

A guy called the police to report that the prostitute he hired short changed him by 10 whole minutes! He wanted his money back. Instead, he and the prostitute were arrested. LOL

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Old 12-07-2012, 06:40 AM   #14137
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Receiving a PM from a drunken friend - priceless!

I'll be giggling over that one all day!
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:07 AM   #14139
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*snip* Don't wish a rectal FB on them!
*snip*

I'm sure I'm the only person that read this, "Don't wish a rectal FaceBook on them!"

Then I figured it what it really meant. But for a minute there I was having a hell of a time trying to imagine what a rectal facebook might look like. There were equal parts of "Ewww..." and "Wow..." going on in my head.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:45 AM   #14140
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I'm sure I'm the only person that read this, "Don't wish a rectal FaceBook on them!"

Then I figured it what it really meant. But for a minute there I was having a hell of a time trying to imagine what a rectal facebook might look like. There were equal parts of "Ewww..." and "Wow..." going on in my head.
A rectal Facebook is when your profile pic is a prolapsed anus, your relationship states you are dating a colorectal surgeon, in your status update we discover you are flatulent in six languages, and all the thumbs-up "Like" buttons on your page change to "Pull My Finger" icons.

 

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A rectal Facebook is when your profile pic is a prolapsed anus, your relationship states you are dating a colorectal surgeon, in your status update we discover you are flatulent in six languages, and all the thumbs-up "Like" buttons on your page change to "Pull My Finger" icons.

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Old 12-07-2012, 11:48 AM   #14142
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A rectal Facebook is when your profile pic is a prolapsed anus, your relationship states you are dating a colorectal surgeon, in your status update we discover you are flatulent in six languages, and all the thumbs-up "Like" buttons on your page change to "Pull My Finger" icons.

Omg.you have my whole office in stitches!!!
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