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12-06-2012, 08:50 PM
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Pmann's Boo
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*punches* Sandman in the nose.
Warns him to smarten up.
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Here's to wishing you peaceful slumber, tiny dancer.
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12-06-2012, 09:14 PM
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Slow night at work tonight. At least I'm not working alone. Please let us see something interesting tonight. It doesn't need to be anything traumatic like partial amputations.....I'd be happy to see something silly like another vibrator stuck up somebody's arse.
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12-06-2012, 09:22 PM
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*another* vibrator stuck up somebody's arse? How often does this happen?
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Well, personally, I've only seen it once. But many of my co-workers have taken care of patients with "foreign bodies" stuck up their arse at one point or another.
So, more often than you'd think.
To be fair, my patient didn't have a whole vibrator stuck, just the tip of the vibe that had broken off. He was very non-chalant about it, leading me to believe this might not have been his first time.
So, if you're ever going to stick something up there, make sure it has a wide base, so it doesn't get lost up there....and be gentle, you don't want it to break like my patient's did.
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12-06-2012, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by imemkay
Well, personally, I've only seen it once. But many of my co-workers have taken care of patients with "foreign bodies" stuck up their arse at one point or another.
So, more often than you'd think.
To be fair, my patient didn't have a whole vibrator stuck, just the tip of the vibe that had broken off. He was very non-chalant about it, leading me to believe this might not have been his first time.
So, if you're ever going to stick something up there, make sure it has a wide base, so it doesn't get lost up there....and be gentle, you don't want it to break like my patient's did.
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12-06-2012, 10:13 PM
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Or you'll become, dare I say it, the butt of the joke?
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LOL cute!
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12-06-2012, 10:44 PM
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LOL cute!
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I spent a few years working in endoscopy; I've seen far more than my share of rectal foreign bodies. FAR more than my share!
Please, don't do that to your friendly endo call team. Don't wish a rectal FB on them!
The docs I worked with wouldn't remove rectal FBs that night; they made them wait and put them on the schedule for the next day. It helped provide a more memorable "learning experience." 
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I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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12-06-2012, 10:55 PM
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I spent a few years working in endoscopy; I've seen far more than my share of rectal foreign bodies. FAR more than my share!
Please, don't do that to your friendly endo call team. Don't wish a rectal FB on them!
The docs I worked with wouldn't remove rectal FBs that night; they made them wait and put them on the schedule for the next day. It helped provide a more memorable "learning experience." |
LOL Well, I guess I don't REALLY wish a rectal FB on somebody. But I was hoping for some interesting cases. So tired of chest x-rays due to 3 week old coughs. BORING!
Good idea making them wait the night LOL
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12-06-2012, 11:01 PM
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LOL Well, I guess I don't REALLY wish a rectal FB on somebody. But I was hoping for some interesting cases. So tired of chest x-rays due to 3 week old coughs. BORING!
Good idea making them wait the night LOL
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Would you do a CXR for me please? I've only been coughing 2 1/2 weeks, but it's a doozy!
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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12-06-2012, 11:04 PM
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HAHA Story on tonight's news:
A guy called the police to report that the prostitute he hired short changed him by 10 whole minutes! He wanted his money back. Instead, he and the prostitute were arrested. LOL
Some people are real idiots! 
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12-07-2012, 04:54 AM
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Yesterday heating on - tomorrow 38c - what?
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12-07-2012, 05:13 AM
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Pmann's Boo
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Yesterday heating on - tomorrow 38c - what?
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How crazy is this damn town?! Thank god I will be spending the afternoon/evening at a winery to make it all better. |
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12-07-2012, 06:40 AM
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Receiving a PM from a drunken friend - priceless!
I'll be giggling over that one all day! 
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12-07-2012, 06:51 AM
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12-07-2012, 10:07 AM
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*snip* Don't wish a rectal FB on them!
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I'm sure I'm the only person that read this, "Don't wish a rectal FaceBook on them!"
Then I figured it what it really meant. But for a minute there I was having a hell of a time trying to imagine what a rectal facebook might look like. There were equal parts of "Ewww..." and "Wow..." going on in my head.
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12-07-2012, 10:45 AM
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I'm sure I'm the only person that read this, "Don't wish a rectal FaceBook on them!"
Then I figured it what it really meant. But for a minute there I was having a hell of a time trying to imagine what a rectal facebook might look like. There were equal parts of "Ewww..." and "Wow..." going on in my head.
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A rectal Facebook is when your profile pic is a prolapsed anus, your relationship states you are dating a colorectal surgeon, in your status update we discover you are flatulent in six languages, and all the thumbs-up "Like" buttons on your page change to "Pull My Finger" icons.
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12-07-2012, 11:30 AM
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A rectal Facebook is when your profile pic is a prolapsed anus, your relationship states you are dating a colorectal surgeon, in your status update we discover you are flatulent in six languages, and all the thumbs-up "Like" buttons on your page change to "Pull My Finger" icons.
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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12-07-2012, 11:48 AM
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A rectal Facebook is when your profile pic is a prolapsed anus, your relationship states you are dating a colorectal surgeon, in your status update we discover you are flatulent in six languages, and all the thumbs-up "Like" buttons on your page change to "Pull My Finger" icons.
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Omg.you have my whole office in stitches!!!
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12-07-2012, 12:54 PM
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Dominic the donkey....makes me laugh
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12-07-2012, 02:20 PM
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12-07-2012, 04:32 PM
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I'm beyond excited about tomorrow!!!!
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12-07-2012, 05:10 PM
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Is one a geek if one hears, "a box of old memories" and thinks Compact Flash cards and mini cds?
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12-07-2012, 05:33 PM
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Grades are in. Let the drinking (and drubnk posting) commence!
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12-07-2012, 06:06 PM
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12-07-2012, 06:24 PM
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Pmann's Boo
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Is one a geek if one hears, "a box of old memories" and thinks Compact Flash cards and mini cds?
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12-07-2012, 06:49 PM
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I so don't want to go to work this weekend! 
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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