Old 12-05-2012, 03:46 PM   #250051
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All the "experts" are saying Owens over Witten this weekend...I do not get it.
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:48 PM   #250052
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facebook and reddit have ruined me. i keep wanting to "like" or "up vote/down vote" things at every site i visit
 

Old 12-05-2012, 03:49 PM   #250053
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facebook and reddit have ruined me. i keep wanting to "like" or "up vote/down vote" things at every site i visit
Here...the acceptable form of liking a post is posting your tits....
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:52 PM   #250054
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so for a woman to post here, its just like when she does at the asshole of the internet. hmmm, interesting

but im still a virgin on here so im gonna be a good girl, a naughty filthy good girl, but still a good girl
 

Old 12-05-2012, 04:10 PM   #250055
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Old 12-05-2012, 04:20 PM   #250056
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I've been thumbing through the Russian Bride web sites all afternoon. I think I need to order one.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 04:20 PM   #250057
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Old 12-05-2012, 04:23 PM   #250058
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Old 12-05-2012, 04:35 PM   #250059
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Old 12-05-2012, 05:00 PM   #250060
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I've been thumbing through the Russian Bride web sites all afternoon. I think I need to order one.

Interesting euphemism there..
 

Old 12-05-2012, 05:41 PM   #250061
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:09 PM   #250062
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:17 PM   #250063
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To my blurt...

Yippie! We have Alvarez back, even if for one game.
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:21 PM   #250064
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:21 PM   #250065
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That is a luscious, short-haired Anne Hathaway.

Were I to be king, it would be a law of the land that all women have short hair.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 08:22 PM   #250066
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That's not a very good picture of her.
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:25 PM   #250067
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Went on a two and a half hour bike ride today. Almost folded like a soft taco...twice.

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Old 12-05-2012, 08:25 PM   #250068
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Were I to be king, it would be a law of the land that all women have short hair.
Ahhh, the short hair threw me.
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:49 PM   #250069
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Old 12-05-2012, 10:32 PM   #250070
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pitch perfect defied my expectations by not being terrible. good job.

also, it confirmed my suspicion that i kinda wanna hump anna kendrick despite the fact that she carries the stink of twilight.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 10:34 PM   #250071
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Anna Kendrick was fantastic in that movie and it made me laugh a lot more than I was expecting. It will join the ranks of movies I watch again.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 10:41 PM   #250072
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Old 12-05-2012, 10:46 PM   #250073
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also, this is now stuck in my head.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 10:52 PM   #250074
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also, this is now stuck in my head.
Where can I find season 5 episodes of Dr. Who online? Don't want to torrent them.

TIA.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 10:56 PM   #250075
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