Old 12-05-2012, 03:22 PM   #250076
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He really did pull me over to say "hi". I suggested he just send me a message on Facebook next time. Damn near gave me a heart attack.


Please tell us he didn't use the siren and the flashing lights.

 

Old 12-05-2012, 03:27 PM   #250077
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Please tell us he didn't use the siren and the flashing lights.

Just the lights. He was a former employee and I was around the corner from my office. About half of the police force in this town has worked for me at some point. It's helpful except when they scare me.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 03:37 PM   #250078
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:39 PM   #250079
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:42 PM   #250080
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Every afternoon from 2-2:30 I enjoy watching Keeping up Appearances.


In my next life, I'm going to murder that woman.


While it is true that I have met more obnoxious human beings in real life, I am absolutely incapable of watching that program(me) without resisting the temptation to throw something through the screen. I switch channels as rapidly as possible to avoid the possibility.


If I ever meet her, that "Bucket-woman" is a goner.



 

Old 12-05-2012, 03:42 PM   #250081
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:46 PM   #250082
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:48 PM   #250083
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facebook and reddit have ruined me. i keep wanting to "like" or "up vote/down vote" things at every site i visit
 

Old 12-05-2012, 03:49 PM   #250084
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facebook and reddit have ruined me. i keep wanting to "like" or "up vote/down vote" things at every site i visit
Here...the acceptable form of liking a post is posting your tits....
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:52 PM   #250085
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so for a woman to post here, its just like when she does at the asshole of the internet. hmmm, interesting

but im still a virgin on here so im gonna be a good girl, a naughty filthy good girl, but still a good girl
 

Old 12-05-2012, 04:10 PM   #250086
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FYI..I decided on the desk. I was awesome.
I hope you used a fresh desk blotter
 

Old 12-05-2012, 04:20 PM   #250087
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I've been thumbing through the Russian Bride web sites all afternoon. I think I need to order one.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 04:20 PM   #250088
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Old 12-05-2012, 04:23 PM   #250089
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Old 12-05-2012, 04:35 PM   #250090
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Old 12-05-2012, 05:00 PM   #250091
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I've been thumbing through the Russian Bride web sites all afternoon. I think I need to order one.

Interesting euphemism there..
 

Old 12-05-2012, 05:41 PM   #250092
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:17 PM   #250094
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To my blurt...

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Old 12-05-2012, 08:21 PM   #250096
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That is a luscious, short-haired Anne Hathaway.

Were I to be king, it would be a law of the land that all women have short hair.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 08:22 PM   #250097
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:25 PM   #250098
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Ahhh, the short hair threw me.
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