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12-05-2012, 01:21 PM
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Literotica Guru
killallhippies is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally Posted by islandman
KAH, is that you?
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12-05-2012, 01:27 PM
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Really Experienced
LKCalvin is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: hell
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"silence will fall"
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12-05-2012, 01:28 PM
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Alley Cat
mark197205 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The realm of Foxes, Tigers and Riders..
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blobfish
Ah, so it's a pedo thing.
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12-05-2012, 01:50 PM
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Weekday Devil
Wings is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
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He really did pull me over to say "hi". I suggested he just send me a message on Facebook next time. Damn near gave me a heart attack.
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12-05-2012, 01:56 PM
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Really Experienced
LKCalvin is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: hell
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so when is a raven not like a writing desk?
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12-05-2012, 02:22 PM
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Catch Me Who Can
trysail is offline
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: 'twixt here and there
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WingedKiss
He really did pull me over to say "hi". I suggested he just send me a message on Facebook next time. Damn near gave me a heart attack.
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Please tell us he didn't use the siren and the flashing lights.
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12-05-2012, 02:27 PM
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Weekday Devil
Wings is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
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Originally Posted by trysail
Please tell us he didn't use the siren and the flashing lights.
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Just the lights. He was a former employee and I was around the corner from my office. About half of the police force in this town has worked for me at some point. It's helpful except when they scare me. |
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12-05-2012, 02:37 PM
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scapolo
JohnnySavage is offline
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: On the banks of the Potomac
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Every afternoon from 2-2:30 I enjoy watching Keeping up Appearances.
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12-05-2012, 02:39 PM
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VaticanAssassin is offline
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: On the edge of a mountain, in the desert, overlooking the ocean.
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FYI..I decided on the desk. I was awesome.
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And now for the disclaimer: If you're easily offended, do not read my posts. If you don't think jokes about minorities, gays, politicians, religion, celebrities, athletes, etc. are funny, do not read my posts. If you find cursing distasteful, fucking Do not read my posts. If you read my posts, and then tell me you're offended, then you can go eat a bag of dicks cuz you shoulda heeded my disclaimer
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12-05-2012, 02:42 PM
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Catch Me Who Can
trysail is offline
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Originally Posted by JohnnySavage
Every afternoon from 2-2:30 I enjoy watching Keeping up Appearances.
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In my next life, I'm going to murder that woman.
While it is true that I have met more obnoxious human beings in real life, I am absolutely incapable of watching that program(me) without resisting the temptation to throw something through the screen. I switch channels as rapidly as possible to avoid the possibility.
If I ever meet her, that "Bucket-woman" is a goner.
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12-05-2012, 02:42 PM
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TonyClifton is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Las Vegas
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Daddy, have you ever had naughty thoughts about me?
I have been having those thoughts too.
Do you want to do it with me?
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12-05-2012, 02:46 PM
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VaticanAssassin is offline
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All the "experts" are saying Owens over Witten this weekend...I do not get it.
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And now for the disclaimer: If you're easily offended, do not read my posts. If you don't think jokes about minorities, gays, politicians, religion, celebrities, athletes, etc. are funny, do not read my posts. If you find cursing distasteful, fucking Do not read my posts. If you read my posts, and then tell me you're offended, then you can go eat a bag of dicks cuz you shoulda heeded my disclaimer
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12-05-2012, 02:48 PM
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Really Experienced
LKCalvin is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: hell
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facebook and reddit have ruined me. i keep wanting to "like" or "up vote/down vote" things at every site i visit
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12-05-2012, 02:49 PM
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Literotica Guru
VaticanAssassin is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LKCalvin
facebook and reddit have ruined me. i keep wanting to "like" or "up vote/down vote" things at every site i visit
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Here...the acceptable form of liking a post is posting your tits....
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And now for the disclaimer: If you're easily offended, do not read my posts. If you don't think jokes about minorities, gays, politicians, religion, celebrities, athletes, etc. are funny, do not read my posts. If you find cursing distasteful, fucking Do not read my posts. If you read my posts, and then tell me you're offended, then you can go eat a bag of dicks cuz you shoulda heeded my disclaimer
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12-05-2012, 02:52 PM
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Really Experienced
LKCalvin is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: hell
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so for a woman to post here, its just like when she does at the asshole of the internet. hmmm, interesting
but im still a virgin on here so im gonna be a good girl, a naughty filthy good girl, but still a good girl
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12-05-2012, 03:10 PM
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Ice cream has no bones
phantom4533 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: the next whiskey bar
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Originally Posted by VaticanAssassin
FYI..I decided on the desk. I was awesome.
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12-05-2012, 03:20 PM
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scapolo
JohnnySavage is offline
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I've been thumbing through the Russian Bride web sites all afternoon. I think I need to order one.
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12-05-2012, 03:20 PM
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Catch Me Who Can
trysail is offline
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: 'twixt here and there
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______ Dow Jones
______ S&P 500
______ NASDAQ
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12-05-2012, 03:23 PM
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Literotica Guru
TonyClifton is offline
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Are all of the Literotica restroom janitors this big and black?
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12-05-2012, 03:35 PM
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Spring Fever Baby!
TeeTee is offline
Join Date: Jun 2004
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You are not entertaining. You are disturbing. *Nods*
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12-05-2012, 04:00 PM
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Alley Cat
mark197205 is offline
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The realm of Foxes, Tigers and Riders..
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Originally Posted by JohnnySavage
I've been thumbing through the Russian Bride web sites all afternoon. I think I need to order one.
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12-05-2012, 04:41 PM
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smoke and mirrors
bluemuse is offline
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: falling off the moon
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I'm going to start sending people home.
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It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye
*The Little Prince*
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12-05-2012, 07:09 PM
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islandman is offline
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Twenty-Deuce
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*back of the throat growl*
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Every fifth day is a Halladay.
Kaizen, baby.
I’m just gonna say this...to the people, not so much the people in the audience as the people sitting in my mind.”
Sanctuary.
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12-05-2012, 07:17 PM
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Gone
mediocre is offline
Join Date: May 2007
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Islandman....who is that^^^^
To my blurt...
Yippie! We have Alvarez back, even if for one game.
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Another mediocre post
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12-05-2012, 07:21 PM
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bird in a bath
parodyluvr75 is offline
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Location: With the other dodos and no that ain't me in the profile picture. And they say dodos are slow?
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