Old 12-05-2012, 11:59 AM   #250026
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srsly, wtf does lyrivie mean?
I'll try to figure that out so long as you try to find out for me what a "gauntlet blob" is, and why one might want to be "throwing down" one on the GB.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:01 PM   #250027
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I'll try to figure that out so long as you try to find out for me what a "gauntlet blob" is, and why one might want to be "throwing down" one on the GB.
My belief is that it is a sort of metaphor.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:03 PM   #250028
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i apologize, but i must refuse your kind offer.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 12:04 PM   #250029
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i apologize, but i must refuse your kind offer.
A metaphor is not an offer.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:06 PM   #250030
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:06 PM   #250031
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:11 PM   #250032
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not you. the other one.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 12:48 PM   #250033
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My belief is that it is a sort of metaphor.
Ah okay. I figured it couldn't be literal 'cause a gauntlet blob would probably stick to your hand.

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i apologize, but i must refuse your kind offer.
That's the most polite turndown I've received all week.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:55 PM   #250034
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Its a bastardization of little, echoing the way some young children mis-say some words.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 12:58 PM   #250035
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I want a gauntlet blob for Christmas. I have no idea what one even is, but I MUST HAVE IT.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:01 PM   #250036
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:10 PM   #250037
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why the fuck is dora the explorer on my tv? i was watching spongebob. now i think its time for doctor who
 

Old 12-05-2012, 01:14 PM   #250038
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Its a bastardization of little, echoing the way some young children mis-say some words.
Ah, so it's a pedo thing.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:27 PM   #250041
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:28 PM   #250042
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:50 PM   #250043
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He really did pull me over to say "hi". I suggested he just send me a message on Facebook next time. Damn near gave me a heart attack.
 

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Old 12-05-2012, 02:27 PM   #250046
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Please tell us he didn't use the siren and the flashing lights.

Just the lights. He was a former employee and I was around the corner from my office. About half of the police force in this town has worked for me at some point. It's helpful except when they scare me.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 02:37 PM   #250047
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:39 PM   #250048
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Every afternoon from 2-2:30 I enjoy watching Keeping up Appearances.


In my next life, I'm going to murder that woman.


While it is true that I have met more obnoxious human beings in real life, I am absolutely incapable of watching that program(me) without resisting the temptation to throw something through the screen. I switch channels as rapidly as possible to avoid the possibility.


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