Old 12-05-2012, 09:03 AM   #250051
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:54 AM   #250052
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Old 12-05-2012, 11:18 AM   #250053
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Old 12-05-2012, 11:47 AM   #250054
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Old 12-05-2012, 11:58 AM   #250055
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Old 12-05-2012, 11:58 AM   #250056
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:06 PM   #250057
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:21 PM   #250058
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srsly, wtf does lyrivie mean?
 

Old 12-05-2012, 12:30 PM   #250059
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srsly, wtf does lyrivie mean?
it's the pledge class name - that's the only info i could find.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 12:44 PM   #250060
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:51 PM   #250061
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it's the pledge class name - that's the only info i could find.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:59 PM   #250062
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srsly, wtf does lyrivie mean?
I'll try to figure that out so long as you try to find out for me what a "gauntlet blob" is, and why one might want to be "throwing down" one on the GB.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:01 PM   #250063
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I'll try to figure that out so long as you try to find out for me what a "gauntlet blob" is, and why one might want to be "throwing down" one on the GB.
My belief is that it is a sort of metaphor.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:03 PM   #250064
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:04 PM   #250065
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A metaphor is not an offer.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:06 PM   #250066
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:06 PM   #250067
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:11 PM   #250068
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not you. the other one.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 01:48 PM   #250069
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My belief is that it is a sort of metaphor.
Ah okay. I figured it couldn't be literal 'cause a gauntlet blob would probably stick to your hand.

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That's the most polite turndown I've received all week.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:55 PM   #250070
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Its a bastardization of little, echoing the way some young children mis-say some words.
 

Old 12-05-2012, 01:58 PM   #250071
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:01 PM   #250072
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:10 PM   #250073
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:14 PM   #250074
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:14 PM   #250075
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Its a bastardization of little, echoing the way some young children mis-say some words.
Ah, so it's a pedo thing.
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