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12-04-2012, 04:38 PM
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Virgin
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a Fun task for those willing to try.
Heres the task: before you go to bed follow these instructions, and set your alarm for the latest you can get up. (best to do on a weekend) good luck and have fun.
Custom Rope Belt instructions:
What the rope belt should look like:
Panty Gag and Breast belt:
Have fun Stay safe and please post your experiences on here.
*Note vibrator can be on high or low for different effects.
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12-04-2012, 05:19 PM
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Assume the position!
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No wonder you're a virgin 
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12-04-2012, 05:55 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Aaaaand.... You think it's SAFE to spend all night like that, with no one carefully watching you? Either you hate us all and want us all to kill ourselves trying to follow those instructions, or you just don't know what the hell you are talking about. I'm figuring the second one.
(The scariest thing about this thread are that there are people out there stupid/naive enough to actually DO that just because someone with the name "master" says so.)
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12-04-2012, 06:17 PM
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Really Experienced
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Yeah sure tiger, I'll get right on that just as soon as I master telekinesis.
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12-04-2012, 07:19 PM
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No Gentleman
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Although I am willing to give folks a pass on text size for a bit-- maybe he lost his bifocals somewhere? The image size is offensively large.
You don't get to tell people to sleep with a gag in their mouth, and THEN tell them to "stay safe."
Just to pick out one problem.
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12-04-2012, 07:26 PM
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Chaotic Quixotic
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What if the dildo goes to 11?
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12-04-2012, 08:29 PM
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No Gentleman
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Recidiva
What if the dildo goes to 11?
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The drummer blows up. |
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12-04-2012, 08:36 PM
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Fuck victoriously!
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What if I already sleep like this on a nightly basis?  |
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12-04-2012, 08:37 PM
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Chaotic Quixotic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
The drummer blows up.
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Another bizarre gardening accident.
At first I thought she was supposed to use a level to get it in but I didn't see it on the list of supplies. |
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12-04-2012, 08:38 PM
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Loves Spam
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ARE YOU- I'm not even going to say anything, that was just STUPID! *Throws gag at MJ* How 'bout you try it first? D:‹
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12-04-2012, 08:38 PM
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Chaotic Quixotic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miles Long
What if I already sleep like this on a nightly basis? |
Work in barbed wire? Carefully? |
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12-04-2012, 08:42 PM
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No Gentleman
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Recidiva
Another bizarre gardening accident.
At first I thought she was supposed to use a level to get it in but I didn't see it on the list of supplies.
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A plank will do, if you don't have a level.
Or a spoon?
Dude forgot the lube, too. |
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12-04-2012, 08:44 PM
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Chaotic Quixotic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stella_Omega
A plank will do, if you don't have a level.
Or a spoon?
Dude forgot the lube, too.
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But there's that helpful alarm clock. For when you've dozed off. Or died. |
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12-04-2012, 08:49 PM
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No Gentleman
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Recidiva
But there's that helpful alarm clock. For when you've dozed off. Or died.
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What I hate is when the thing goes off just before I do.
If you know what I mean.
But it's better than being a drummer, at least. |
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12-04-2012, 10:04 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Here's a task idea I've just had... Someone should post a bad task idea with serious safety concerns and endure the humiliation that follows. Oh wait, I guess Master Jeremy did that already. Well played sir...
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12-04-2012, 10:17 PM
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Spider...Bunny?
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Knowing how quickly the Hitachi overheats (and eventually burns holes in the wiring), I have to wonder if your home insurance would reimburse you for an overnight-vibrator-induced house fire or if they'd call it arson and throw your ass in jail for insurance fraud.
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12-05-2012, 12:00 AM
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Your Sexual Tormentor?
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Just in case the OP can't read the other posts...
THIS IS NOT SAFE TO DO.
SLEEP WITH A GAG IN YOUR MOUTH...
UNSUPERVISED? ARE YOU CRAZY?
THE BELTS WOULD
CUT OFF CIRCULATION!
YOU COULD WAKE UP
WITH DEAD BREASTS!
KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
YES, I'M YELLING!!!!
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That we shall pay any price, bear any burden,
Meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe,
To assure the survival and success of liberty. -- John F. Kennedy
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12-05-2012, 12:12 AM
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Your Sexual Tormentor?
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We should probably assume the OP had good intentions, but just didn't think it through. Maybe his hormones are raging and he just thought this up and thought it was a great idea.
It isn't a bad idea, if you don't sleep with it, don't do it unsupervised, making sure someone closely watches the whole thing.
Also, there are an awful lot of items involved. I don't think it would be a good idea to attempt every one without maybe building up to it, one at a time.
And seriously, don't sleep in this contraption and don't try any of this alone. Above all, make sure of your safety in all things.
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Electroplay is a shocking experience! My humor can be, too!
But my posts are all totally PC!! Well, kinda sorta
Devious Stories
Some of my tunz are here, if you care to listen => currently 20+ songs and more to come
Is Raw Anal Lust a desire of yours? The full story "My New Boss" begins here<=
and here is the latest installment ==>08/17/10
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill,
That we shall pay any price, bear any burden,
Meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe,
To assure the survival and success of liberty. -- John F. Kennedy
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12-05-2012, 12:17 AM
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Meticulously Flighty
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1) Vibrators annoy me
2) Bondage... meh
3) Not interested in soft tissue damage, thanks
4) Sleeping with my ankles tied [belted] = bad night's sleep... as someone who has bills to pay, bad idea
5) See comment # 4
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7) Every night... sweet little silk sleep mask. Wait, that's not what you meant?
8) An excellent way to cause permanent damage to already compromised joints
Helpful hint to the OP... porn is not real life. |
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12-05-2012, 01:08 AM
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No Gentleman
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DVS
Just in case the OP can't read the other posts...
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 This is the first time I've EVER seen you raise your voice.
Wow. My eyes are hard of hearing right now! |
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12-05-2012, 12:12 PM
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An Erotic A.I
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Originally Posted by MarcelineTheVampireQueen
ARE YOU- I'm not even going to say anything, that was just STUPID! *Throws gag at MJ* How 'bout you try it first? D:‹
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Maybe it's amateur of me to interrupt a thread just for this, but can I just say, your username? Love it 
Anyway, yeah it's a stupid task, but are you guys really still reacting to stuff like this? I mean, we get a lot of bullshit threads from newbies around that one little word. Woulda thought eventually we'd all get bored with it. 
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12-05-2012, 12:13 PM
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Chaotic Quixotic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurokami
Maybe it's amateur of me to interrupt a thread just for this, but can I just say, your username? Love it
Anyway, yeah it's a stupid task, but are you guys really still reacting to stuff like this? I mean, we get a lot of bullshit threads from newbies around that one little word. Woulda thought eventually we'd all get bored with it. |
I have to make my own fun. |
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12-05-2012, 12:20 PM
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მზარეული
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How do you cuff your hands (step 8) if you're already sleeping (step 7)?
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12-05-2012, 12:28 PM
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Really Experienced
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Quote:
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How do you cuff your hands (step 8) if you're already sleeping (step 7)?
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I think that's where telekinesis might come in handy. |
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12-05-2012, 12:29 PM
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Assume the position!
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Quote:
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How do you cuff your hands (step 8) if you're already sleeping (step 7)?
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Not only that; there's *another* Step 7 in that section: "Blindfolded."
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