Old 12-03-2012, 08:14 PM   #249801
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Mainly I saw huge testicles and a butt.
Your baby? He sounds like a badass, so he needs a badass name. I'm thinking something that starts with a 'C' and ends with an 'onrad'.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:14 PM   #249802
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If my 10 year old says this then that's it, I'm quitting everything and moving.
Not a Janis Joplin fan, huh?
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:16 PM   #249803
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Not a Janis Joplin fan, huh?
I am, yes but I don't want her to be yet.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:17 PM   #249804
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I am, yes but I don't want her to be yet.
I meant her, Bobby.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:18 PM   #249805
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I meant her, Bobby.
I've missed you.
 

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Well, I was kinda distracted for a while, as you know, but I missed you as well.
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:20 PM   #249807
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Well, I was kinda distracted for a while, as you know, but I missed you as well.
Yes, I know. Just stating fact.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:21 PM   #249808
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I bet I'd be missed too if I put a pair of tits up.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:21 PM   #249809
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Yes, I know. Just stating fact.
I appreciate it. Your affection is a nice thing in my universe.
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:22 PM   #249810
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I bet I'd be missed too if I put a pair of tits up.
You're having Pete and Johnny stay at your house?
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You seem to really like my one-liners.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:23 PM   #249812
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:23 PM   #249813
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I can lend you some pictures if it would help.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:24 PM   #249814
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I lol'd. And needed a laugh.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:24 PM   #249815
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What he said ^^^
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:24 PM   #249816
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Lend me some pics and I'll be straight in under 2 seconds.

...maybe 3 seconds. I had a heavy dinner.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:25 PM   #249817
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You know, this is the second time you mentioned one thing in email and then outright lied and mentioned the complete opposite on the GB. Liars are amazing!
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:26 PM   #249818
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Spill. We haven't had any good drama around here in a while.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:27 PM   #249819
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What he said ^^^
Wasn't he trying to make you choose between a gay man or a transvestite? Or was that iMan?
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:28 PM   #249820
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Wasn't he trying to make you choose between a gay man or a transvestite? Or was that iMan?
All you yanks look alike to me.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:29 PM   #249821
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LOL! You're right, we haven't.
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All you yanks look alike to me.
And all Brits look like:


 

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All you yanks look alike to me.
Oh good, then I can definitely lend iMan a tit shot.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:30 PM   #249824
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Oh good, then I can definitely lend iMan a tit shot.
Remind me to thank Sean at some point tonight.
 

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You say Kevin Eubanks played the ukelele?
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