Old 12-03-2012, 08:10 PM   #249801
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:22 PM   #249802
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:42 PM   #249803
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Why is my child trying to rhyme "merchandise" in her song? What the heck?
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:44 PM   #249804
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Why is my child trying to rhyme "merchandise" in her song? What the heck?
Perch and fries. YW.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:46 PM   #249805
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:46 PM   #249806
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:47 PM   #249807
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Perch and fries. YW.
Thank you now she can sing "I'll leave my merchandise while I sit on this perch and fries"
 

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Old 12-03-2012, 08:48 PM   #249809
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:48 PM   #249810
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I don't think you guys get it. She's been writing this song for two hours, two hours of hearing this same line about merchandise. I might muzzle her.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:49 PM   #249811
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Thank you now she can sing "I'll leave my merchandise while I chew on this perch and fries"
Cole Porter had nothing on me.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:50 PM   #249812
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I'll leave my merchandise while I drink some orange Slice.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:50 PM   #249813
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Props to my son who just walked through the room and said "yeah, they can't all be winners"
 

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Old 12-03-2012, 08:53 PM   #249816
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:53 PM   #249817
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:54 PM   #249818
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I'll leave my merchandise because all good girls are made of sugar and spice.


I'm out!
 

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Old 12-03-2012, 08:54 PM   #249820
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:56 PM   #249822
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...in order to punish the heinous crime of rhyming "merchandise" with "fries."
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:56 PM   #249823
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:58 PM   #249824
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...in order to punish the heinous crime of rhyming "merchandise" with "fries."
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:59 PM   #249825
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If you had said "Freedom fries" I would have loved it.
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