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Old 12-01-2012, 05:56 PM   #126
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I'm still going with my theory he's an ugly duckling who's gained his sexual "knowledge" and opinions on women from watching pron and reading to many literotica stories.
Can you actually identify something I've said and then prove me wrong on it or add to it? I've always been open minded, so I'm curious what you see in my posts that makes you think my sexual knowledge is inadequate.
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Old 12-01-2012, 05:57 PM   #127
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Can you actually identify something I've said and then prove me wrong on it or add to it? I've always been open minded, so I'm curious what you see in my posts that makes you think my sexual knowledge is inadequate.
Because your questions are that of a teenager.

People who've actually experienced sex don't need to ask the questions of a 14 year old.

Uh huh huh how long can you fuck?

Uh-huh uh huh boobies!!

You ask these high school level questions then sit back with your pecker in your hand and hope the women give you a "hot" answer and say dirty things

You're either a kid, a virgin or someone with very little sexual experience with anything outside of a blow up doll.

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Old 12-01-2012, 05:58 PM   #128
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Ah, gee. I thought we'd managed to drive a stake through the heart (or the liver, or whatever) of this thread at last.
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Old 12-01-2012, 05:59 PM   #129
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Can you actually identify something I've said and then prove me wrong on it or add to it? I've always been open minded, so I'm curious what you see in my posts that makes you think my sexual knowledge is inadequate.
I think it's self-evident that you've been watching too much "pron."
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Old 12-01-2012, 06:28 PM   #130
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Because your questions are that of a teenager.

People who've actually experienced sex don't need to ask the questions of a 14 year old.
Okay which questions?

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Uh huh huh how long can you fuck?
Sexual longevity is a valid topic on the minds of anyone who has sex. The average time is about 5-10 minutes. Going for 20 minutes is above the norm. Staying around the 30-45 minute is possible with proper exercise, motivation and practicing delayed ejaculation. I'm talking about the start of intercourse until ejaculation. There can be foreplay before that does not count towards the 30-45 minute mark.

My question pertains to research into female longevity. If there is a tribe of 10 men and 2 women, can those two women eventually be accustomed to getting fucked by 5 men every few days?

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Uh-huh uh huh boobies!!
Correction, not just boobies... but BOOBIES IN MY FACE!!!!

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You ask these high school level questions then sit back with your pecker in your hand and hope the women give you a "hot" answer and say dirty things

You're either a kid, a virgin or someone with very little sexual experience with anything outside of a blow up doll.
So you think my whole reason for researching female longevity is to jerk off to the results of the research? Hmm okay. lol. Now that you mention it, maybe I should lol.

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I think it's self-evident that you've been watching too much "pron."
One woman in this thread actually wanted a 2 hour fuck session with four guys, while the rest of the women seem to just avoid the topic.

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Old 12-01-2012, 06:35 PM   #131
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One woman in this thread actually wanted a 2 hour fuck session with four guys, while the rest of the women seem to just avoid the topic.
Actually, I think what those responding to this thread wanted out of this thread completely zipped over your head.
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Old 12-01-2012, 06:41 PM   #132
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Actually, I think what those responding to this thread wanted out of this thread completely zipped over your head.
Yes, they brought up clitoral stimulation and that is a given during sex anyways.
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Old 12-01-2012, 06:46 PM   #133
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This thread is locked into some sort of computer program for responses, right?
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Old 12-01-2012, 07:01 PM   #134
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Sexual longevity is a valid topic on the minds of anyone who has sex. The average time is about 5-10 minutes. Going for 20 minutes is above the norm. Staying around the 30-45 minute is possible with proper exercise, motivation and practicing delayed ejaculation. I'm talking about the start of intercourse until ejaculation. There can be foreplay before that does not count towards the 30-45 minute mark.

My question pertains to research into female longevity. If there is a tribe of 10 men and 2 women, can those two women eventually be accustomed to getting fucked by 5 men every few days?

So you think my whole reason for researching female longevity is to jerk off to the results of the research? Hmm okay. lol. Now that you mention it, maybe I should lol.

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OK. IF (and there will be those who think this is a very big if), your question was aimed at genuine research (to see if it's possible, or anyone has that experience, etc.), I fear that you have put the question completely the wrong way. You might also have checked with Google or similar to get some basic facts, etc..

A question of 'serious' research requires some decent control over the language used to express the question and any subsequent remarks. 'Boobies' ain't a good example, nor are remarks about the advisability of a lady to wear a Bra or not at some time. By the same token, getting sidetracked when remarking that a woman's best assets are very large breasts are perhaps best left to the woman, her family or her doctor. Strangely, it's a girls eyes which are the first thing noticed, according to a recent report.

Incidentally, I recall that there's a woman claiming to have banged 900 men or more in one day. Whilst this would obviously indicate a measure of changing, it implies that she had a great deal of penetration; certainly more that two hours worth.
See this for further 'statistics'.


And lastly, who is 'lol' ? I have a cousin nicknamed 'Lol' on account of his name being Lawrence.

YOu will, I hope, regard these notes are written by one who dislikes seeing the calm order of the AH torn into be ill-concieved questions, and not as a serious personal attack.
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Old 12-01-2012, 07:09 PM   #135
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:58 AM   #136
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Because your questions are that of a teenager.

People who've actually experienced sex don't need to ask the questions of a 14 year old.

Uh huh huh how long can you fuck?

Uh-huh uh huh boobies!!

You ask these high school level questions then sit back with your pecker in your hand and hope the women give you a "hot" answer and say dirty things

You're either a kid, a virgin or someone with very little sexual experience with anything outside of a blow up doll.
That's good
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Old 12-02-2012, 07:10 AM   #137
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I wasn't going to get involved, but what the Hell.

See Zanzo, IMO, you give yourself away when you write this sort of thing:

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Sexual longevity is a valid topic on the minds of anyone who has sex. The average time is about 5-10 minutes. Going for 20 minutes is above the norm. Staying around the 30-45 minute is possible with proper exercise, motivation and practicing delayed ejaculation. I'm talking about the start of intercourse until ejaculation. There can be foreplay before that does not count towards the 30-45 minute mark.
It reads like a sex manual or a refined Google search.

Also, your immaturity is self-evident in the way you lashed out when people were onto you.

You became derrogatory about women, went out of your way to depict them as sex objects (you know, the sort of attitude you might display if your only experience with 'sex' is based upon porn).

That sort of thing.

You began civilly enough, phrased the context for the thread in research-based tones (a little rough round the edges, granted) but then you posts became juvenile and finally offensive.

But now you realise your credibility in this forum is zilch, you're trying to project an air of adulthood again hence:

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My question pertains to research into female longevity.
Beautifully phrased! Respectable even. Not so troll-like.

There's hope for you yet soldier!

I suggest you try toning things down a little if you want to get laid. That way you might really experience what 'fucking' (vaginally or otherwise) is all about.
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:23 AM   #138
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It reads like a sex manual or a refined Google search.
I did google it. The original post was not supposed to be about me, but somehow that's the direction it took, so be it *smile*. I'm looking for special cases, things outside the norm. That is why I provided the data so we're all on the same page.

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Also, your immaturity is self-evident in the way you lashed out when people were onto you.
Correction, everyone else resorted to name calling, but I did not. I'm responsive not an instigator.

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You became derrogatory about women, went out of your way to depict them as sex objects (you know, the sort of attitude you might display if your only experience with 'sex' is based upon porn).

That sort of thing.
Women love to be used like sex objects, but in public treat them like a lady.

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You began civilly enough, phrased the context for the thread in research-based tones (a little rough round the edges, granted) but then you posts became juvenile and finally offensive.
So it's okay for people to name call me, but when I discuss their issue logically and with reason I become offensive? You're hilarious! *pats you on the head*.

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But now you realise your credibility in this forum is zilch, you're trying to project an air of adulthood again hence:

Beautifully phrased! Respectable even. Not so troll-like.

There's hope for you yet soldier!

I suggest you try toning things down a little if you want to get laid. That way you might really experience what 'fucking' (vaginally or otherwise) is all about.
Wait, are you serious? The last thing I give a shit about is credibility on an internet forum. If you actually read the posts in this thread you'd learn my technique, I prefer to be quiet during dates, listening and planning my next move. Remember you ASKED, I didn't just throw this info out there. You made a claim, I corrected you. Simple.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:11 AM   #139
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Women love to be used like sex objects, but in public treat them like a lady.
Not this woman. I like to be respected and treated well, and treat my husband the same. Whatever happens in the bedroom is something we both want, and I do not want to be treated like any kind of object.

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Wait, are you serious? The last thing I give a shit about is credibility on an internet forum. If you actually read the posts in this thread you'd learn my technique, I prefer to be quiet during dates, listening and planning my next move. Remember you ASKED, I didn't just throw this info out there. You made a claim, I corrected you. Simple.
You don't care about credibility, but we're supposed to take you at your word? How can we do that if we question your credibility? Or believe your "technique," which sounds more like you care about landing someone in bed than in the person themselves?
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zanzo gets added to my short ignore list as being a complete waste of time.

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Old 12-02-2012, 10:38 AM   #141
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Not this woman. I like to be respected and treated well, and treat my husband the same.
Sounds pretty fucking boring. You're probably going to get offended, don't be. Just my opinion.

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Whatever happens in the bedroom is something we both want, and I do not want to be treated like any kind of object.
Yea of course it's what you both want. Thanks for stating the obvious.

But, YOU DO want to be treated like a sex object, a dirty slut. Give in to your darkest desire and let go entirely. This doesn't mean he calls you horrible names while neglecting your sexual needs. Sounds like you haven't learn to let go.

LISTEN TO ME, you can pretend to blow me off here on the forum but in secret do the following:

1. Get some music with little to no lyrics, music that captures the spirit of deep, animalistic fucking. I can give you a list if need be. This music should be fairly loud.

2. Drink two to three glasses of wine, he should only have one or two tops.

3. Get a strobe light or red light for your living room.

4. For thirty minutes you will wear different forms of lingerie and sex outfits while he jacks off (music playing in the background). Show him how much of a woman you are. Once an outfit is on, he's allowed to touch you anywhere EXCEPT for your pussy. You guys can kiss or do whatever for 30-60 seconds. Then the next song plays and he sits back down again, you slowly change outfits again. No need to dance, just strike different poses. NEVER FUCKING LAUGH or SMILE. The only time you talk is if you're expressing your deepest inner desires (how you feel).

5. After this foreplay is over you can get to the sex.

6. Don't laugh or smile during sex. All you should care about is fulfilling your lust. The only time you should talk is for two things. 1) You say Daddy when you're close to cumming, that is the queue for him to STOP fucking you so you can delay orgasm.... 2) If you're in doggy, look back at him and say "fuck me" with the most submissive look on your face, completely devoid of any equality. You're his fuck toy. That is the queue for him to continue.

7. Make sure he pulls your hair, not too hard but enough so you know he's in charge. Make sure he spanks your ass too, this is very important.

8. Whatever dark fetishes you have, tell him ALL of them. Give in and let go completely.

9. Since you're married, there can be tons of passion, so do what you normally do and look into each others eyes and shit. Me personally, I HATE DOING this.

The balance of power in the bedroom should be 80/20.

Now before everyone gets all butt hurt, you're supposed to talk about your own experiences so we can learn from each other instead of just criticizing and judging. Keep it real , don't be a little bitch. Some idiot is going to judge this post and be like, "oh you don't really do that in real life", oh you're inexperienced, yadda, yadda, blah blah. I'm putting this info out there, use it, ditch it, improve upon it or STFU.

Finally, I ask the same question. Ladies, can you handle getting fucked for 2 hours straight if properly turned on? What would it take to stay turned on and get fucked by 2-3 guys? How else am I supposed to put it?

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zanzo gets added to my short ignore list as being a complete waste of time.

That will make this thread disappear.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:54 AM   #142
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But, YOU DO want to be treated like a sex object, a dirty slut. Give in to your darkest desire and let go entirely. This doesn't mean he calls you horrible names while neglecting your sexual needs. Sounds like you haven't learn to let go.
No, actually, I don't want that. I'm not saying we don't want to try things or experiment, but what you described is not what I want. (Not to mention, with two kids, I don't have the time to do what you suggested.)

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Finally, I ask the same question. Ladies, can you handle getting fucked for 2 hours straight if properly turned on? What would it take to stay turned on and get fucked by 2-3 guys? How else am I supposed to put it?
My answer is: I don't want either of those situations. Neither of them arouse me to start with. And I said before: getting fucked for two hours straight sounds boring, not to mention potentially frustrating. So I guess my answer is either no, or n/a. Whichever.
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:17 AM   #143
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No, actually, I don't want that. I'm not saying we don't want to try things or experiment, but what you described is not what I want. (Not to mention, with two kids, I don't have the time to do what you suggested.)
Excuses, excuses, how fucking lame. Make the time, there is no excuse. It's your husbands job to make the time.

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My answer is: I don't want either of those situations. Neither of them arouse me to start with. And I said before: getting fucked for two hours straight sounds boring, not to mention potentially frustrating. So I guess my answer is either no, or n/a. Whichever.
Do me a favor, stop posting in this thread. Once again you've contributed absolutely nothing. All you've done is proven your an old, boring woman both in life and in bed. Your husband truly failed you.

This thread is for adventurous women only.

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Excuses, excuses, how fucking lame. Make the time, there is no excuse. It's your husbands job to make the time.



Do me a favor, stop posting in this thread. Once again you've contributed absolutely nothing. All you've done is proven your an old, boring woman both in life and in bed. Your husband truly failed you.

This thread is for adventurous women only.
After the arduous process of reading through this thread, I'm compelled to offer the following advice sincerely and without prejudice.

Go fuck yourself.
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Ogg has the right of it.
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Ogg has the right of it.
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After the arduous process of reading through this thread, I'm compelled to offer the following advice sincerely and without prejudice.

Go fuck yourself.
You read the thread, good boy. *Pats you on the head*.
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You read the thread, good boy. *Pats you on the head*.
Im pretty sure you cant reach that high, kid
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What a worthless post, why not contribute a counter argument to one of the topics? Oh wait, that's right, you're incapable of debate and discussion like most other people here hah!
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Im pretty sure you cant reach that high, kid
He was probably talking about your lower head.

He's throwing so much "machismo" around that I'm wondering if he is having homosexual fantasies and is trying to combat them by sounding like a "man's man"
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