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Old 11-28-2012, 06:32 PM   #16951
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Bacon shaving cream: Justin, Dave invent new bacon flavored product from J&D Foods

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - First, there was Bacon Salt. Then there was Baconnaise. Now the two guys who started the bacon craze are launching a new product, Bacon Shaving Cream.

There's more, of course, at the story linked through the headline above, and at the link *in* that story to J&D Foods.

Mmmmmbacon!
What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
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Old 11-28-2012, 06:52 PM   #16952
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What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
Send them an e-mail suggestion. Maybe they'll give you royalties. :: blink ::
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Old 11-28-2012, 06:57 PM   #16953
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What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
There is such an obscene joke in there, just dying to get out, but I'm too tired to make it.
 

Old 11-28-2012, 07:03 PM   #16954
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What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
You may have hit on the one thing that would encourage 'safe' oral sex.
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Old 11-28-2012, 07:12 PM   #16955
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What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
I would like to test it on my man
 

Old 11-28-2012, 08:02 PM   #16956
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:20 PM   #16957
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:50 PM   #16958
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:29 PM   #16959
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Send them an e-mail suggestion. Maybe they'll give you royalties. :: blink ::
I'm not sure I'd want to be even that close to such a product.

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There is such an obscene joke in there, just dying to get out, but I'm too tired to make it.
Go ahead. We'll wait for you to take a nap first.

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You may have hit on the one thing that would encourage 'safe' oral sex.
And it's in such good taste, too.

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I would like to test it on my man
I hope you're not waiting for us to egg you on.
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:12 AM   #16960
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:26 AM   #16961
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:35 AM   #16962
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Old 11-30-2012, 10:04 AM   #16963
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:35 AM   #16964
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So true
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:51 AM   #16965
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So true
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Old 11-30-2012, 12:10 PM   #16966
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So true
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Old 11-30-2012, 02:04 PM   #16967
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Old 11-30-2012, 02:05 PM   #16968
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Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*

I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks

Just to top it off, it is a beautiful day for it
 

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Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*

I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks

Just to top it off, it is a beautiful day for it
Now, that thought just made me smile.
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Old 11-30-2012, 02:12 PM   #16970
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Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*

I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks

Just to top it off, it is a beautiful day for it
Hope you've had a good time. And that you didn't run into this guy:

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Old 11-30-2012, 02:30 PM   #16971
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Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*

I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks

Just to top it off, it is a beautiful day for it
Pics, or it didn't happen.
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Old 11-30-2012, 02:54 PM   #16972
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I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks
Hehe, good to know I'm not the only one that still enjoys wearing their old school uniform! Mine's needed some adjusting though, now it's wider than it is long.

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Old 11-30-2012, 10:51 PM   #16973
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Hope you've had a good time. And that you didn't run into this guy:

yeah...
Great movie!!!

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Old 12-01-2012, 01:10 AM   #16974
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Old 12-01-2012, 06:14 AM   #16975
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