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11-28-2012, 06:32 PM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
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What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
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11-28-2012, 06:52 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
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Send them an e-mail suggestion. Maybe they'll give you royalties. :: blink ::
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-28-2012, 06:57 PM
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Meticulously Flighty
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
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There is such an obscene joke in there, just dying to get out, but I'm too tired to make it. |
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11-28-2012, 07:03 PM
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Blooming
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
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You may have hit on the one thing that would encourage 'safe' oral sex. 
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“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.” ~ Marcus Aurelius
Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
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11-28-2012, 07:12 PM
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Loves Spam
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Quote:
Originally Posted by midwestyankee
What's next, the bacon-flavored condom?
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11-28-2012, 08:02 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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Feeling inspired. 
Last edited by Curious_in_Cali : 11-28-2012 at 08:14 PM.
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11-28-2012, 09:20 PM
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Literotica Guru
Paul_Chance is offline
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Sharing laughter and joking with my coworkers.
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My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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11-28-2012, 09:50 PM
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Loves Spam
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Just finally getting off of work with good tips! Woo-Hoo! |
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11-28-2012, 11:29 PM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Send them an e-mail suggestion. Maybe they'll give you royalties. :: blink ::
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I'm not sure I'd want to be even that close to such a product.
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Originally Posted by CutieMouse
There is such an obscene joke in there, just dying to get out, but I'm too tired to make it.
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Go ahead. We'll wait for you to take a nap first.
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Originally Posted by Dianthus
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And it's in such good taste, too.
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Originally Posted by Killjoy24
I would like to test it on my man |
I hope you're not waiting for us to egg you on.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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11-29-2012, 12:12 AM
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Southern Sass
SpoiledRedhead is offline
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I have been grouchy the last couple days due to a hormonal headache. Everyone in rl knows to just let me alone when I get these or they might not live through the fall out. Tonight I was online grading students papers and cursing up a blue streak. My nephew came in handing me a Hershey's bar while saying " I come in peace" . He is going to make someone a great husband one day.
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11-29-2012, 09:26 AM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
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[Eye of the Tiger]
Victory, victory, viiiictoryyyy!
It took six weeks, four phone calls, a lot of emails and three visits in person in the office (350km away from where I currently live), to get the Professor's signature on a piece of paper, but now I have it, dammit! I shall not be defeated!
[/Eye of the Tiger]
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11-30-2012, 09:35 AM
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Shy, Stubborn, and His
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This.
I've put in on my desktop for when I need to smile and laugh.
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11-30-2012, 10:04 AM
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Loves Spam
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Knowing that I have a lot more friends on Lit. than I do enimies. |
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11-30-2012, 11:35 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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Haha
So true |
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11-30-2012, 11:51 AM
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aKwatic
Keroin is online now
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Originally Posted by Loverskitten
Haha
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Like. (Sadly)
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11-30-2012, 12:10 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Originally Posted by Loverskitten
Haha
So true |
This would make a wonderful bumper sticker if it were only shorter. As it is, it would have to be printed so small, no one could read it until after they rear-ended you. Well, your car.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-30-2012, 02:04 PM
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Literotica Guru
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At breakfast, a friend of mine was doing a dead on imitation of another friends obsession with the proper amount to tip. (Think Reservoir Dogs - only no where as cool.) He had the whole table laughing.
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“Carnal love: a practical man’s love. A love you can see, touch, and taste if you’re kinky. If you can’t hear it, you’re probably better suited to its more abstract form.”
― Benson Bruno
My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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11-30-2012, 02:05 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*
I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks
Just to top it off, it is a beautiful day for it
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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11-30-2012, 02:08 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*
I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks
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Now, that thought just made me smile.
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“Carnal love: a practical man’s love. A love you can see, touch, and taste if you’re kinky. If you can’t hear it, you’re probably better suited to its more abstract form.”
― Benson Bruno
My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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11-30-2012, 02:12 PM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*
I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks
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Hope you've had a good time. And that you didn't run into this guy:
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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11-30-2012, 02:30 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Getting ready to caddy on the golf course for a friend. It's is a fancy dress day for charity so I don't have to dress up all golfy or be serious about the silliness that is golf for and I have insisted on wearing a proper golf hat and I am going to dress up, drive a golf cart and take my caddy duties seriously *cough*
I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks
Just to top it off, it is a beautiful day for it |
Pics, or it didn't happen.
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Legal Notice and Attorney's CYA Requirements: The author of this post is not an attorney, physician, or marital or sexual therapist or counselor (nor does he play any or all of the above on television). All opinions are offered only as the viewpoint(s) of an individual with a certain amount of life experience, and should not be considered to be legal, medical, or therapeutic/counseling advice.
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-30-2012, 02:54 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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I am going to wear my old school uniform and see if I can give any of the old guys heart attacks |
Hehe, good to know I'm not the only one that still enjoys wearing their old school uniform! Mine's needed some adjusting though, now it's wider than it is long.
Hope the weather stays good for you. You can never tell this time of year. And remember to take a cardi! If you're wearing a white shirt and it rains you may find it comes in handy.  |
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11-30-2012, 10:51 PM
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Barefoot sage
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
Hope you've had a good time. And that you didn't run into this guy:
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yeah...
Great movie!!!
"Ahhhhmmm alllriiight ~ don't nobody worry 'bout me...."
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12-01-2012, 01:10 AM
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Man of Bauxite
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There's nothing like getting an accidental text, from someone you don't know. To someone you don't know.
It gives you hours to engage them in increasingly bizarre ways, and slooooooowly watch their confusion develop into a suspicion that their friend may be losing their grasp on reality.
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"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
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12-01-2012, 06:14 AM
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მზარეული
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