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Old 11-27-2012, 02:50 PM   #26
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... I decided to create a phony email account and send her a pic with a request. i knew if she wasn't interested she would say something to me about it and probably be pissed. Well, she hasn't responded to the email, but she hasn't mentioned it to me either. i gave her a full day and decided to send her another request, the first was to join the husband and wife in a threesome, the second just from the wife to do a girl on girl. Still no response, still no mention of it to me. this just confirms to me that she is interested.
How do you get that her non-response or having her not make mention of this (ass move) email confirms she is interested?
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:02 PM   #27
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How do you get that her non-response or having her not make mention of this (ass move) email confirms she is interested?
I know, right? By that logic, Kim Kardashian wants to give me a blow job, right now. I mean, she's not returning my solicitations, that must mean she wants my cock.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:11 PM   #28
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It's like all the girls over the years that hid their sexual attraction to me behind hostility and restraining orders/pepper spray.
Nothing says, "I want you" like having the object of your desire arrested, hauled in front of a judge, and giving a face full of pepper spray.

I believe I read that in a Hallmark card.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:44 PM   #29
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This is feeling kind of troll like, except for the weird email stuff, that just sounds so real ...
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Old 11-27-2012, 07:06 PM   #30
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Nothing says, "I want you" like having the object of your desire arrested, hauled in front of a judge, and giving a face full of pepper spray.

I believe I read that in a Hallmark card.
It's pretty damned flattering if you ask me. Kim Kardashian doesn't know what she's missing. But nooooo. Some fucking judge stops me from a little romancing. He's all, "Third strike this" and "Last warning" that. He can swing from my balls.
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Old 11-27-2012, 07:18 PM   #31
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It's pretty damned flattering if you ask me. Kim Kardashian doesn't know what she's missing. But nooooo. Some fucking judge stops me from a little romancing. He's all, "Third strike this" and "Last warning" that. He can swing from my balls.
You know the rule: Pics or it never happened.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:56 PM   #32
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I suspect it may not be hard in the near future to know what wife wants, how about a divorce.....
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:04 AM   #33
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Others have already posted some great thoughts. Sending a fake e-mail is not only deceitful and immature, it's also stupid. If you've tried just talking sincerly to your wife and letting her know through your ACTIONS as well as words that she can be open an honest with you and she says she's not interested in big cocks, thresomes, orgies, bi-sexual encounters, whatever, then she's not interested. Believe me, there are many women who are simply NOT interested in such things and nothing you do or say will get them interested. It will only create tension in your marriage. Assuming that both you and your wife feel free to express your feelings without recrimination or judgement, then just believe her. If you don't have that freedom of expression, then you'll have other problems with sex as well.
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Old 11-30-2012, 07:57 AM   #34
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I just wanted to say that you are a fucking idiot who deserves the divorce you are headed to. Your wife deserves far better than what you can offer.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:18 AM   #35
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I just wanted to say that you are a fucking idiot who deserves the divorce you are headed to. Your wife deserves far better than what you can offer.
Tell him subwannabe. Thats what drove your wife away and made you began getting butt raped. It's not your fault you caught the jungle rot. Help him out subwannabe. Don't let him follow your foot steps.
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Old 02-15-2013, 05:15 AM   #36
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WTF was that shit?
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:50 AM   #37
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WTF was that shit?
Dude's still bitter about this thread. If you go back through his posts, you'll see that stalking people long after he's been "wronged" is kind of his schtick.
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:52 AM   #38
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figured it was some kind of pathetic buttsoreness.

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