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Old 11-28-2012, 09:03 PM   #1
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What kind of gift to your girlfriend?

Her birthday is coming, I need to give her a gift.

These days I found a super beautiful woolen coat

http://www.lovelywholesale.com/whole...m_campaign=cpf

Do you think she will like that coat? If you were me, what kind of gift you will choose?
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:00 PM   #2
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It may be stylish but being that short it won't keep her very warm. i'd go for something longer.

Of course, this being Lit, I'd get her a Slightest Touch.
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I hate to say it VM but I think you're talking to the spam.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:30 PM   #4
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I hate to say it VM but I think you're talking to the spam.
I think it's that new barbecue flavor.
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It may be stylish but being that short it won't keep her very warm. i'd go for something longer.

Of course, this being Lit, I'd get her a Slightest Touch.
YES!! That's what I want for Christmas!

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I hate to say it VM but I think you're talking to the spam.
Do you think? I hope so, because that was one gawd-awfully ugly coat.
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:44 AM   #6
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Help think about idea!

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Old 11-29-2012, 08:12 AM   #7
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YES!! That's what I want for Christmas!


Do you think? I hope so, because that was one gawd-awfully ugly coat.
Since he posted the exact thing in three different places, yeah, it's considered spam.
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YES!! That's what I want for Christmas!

. . . because that was one gawd-awfully ugly coat.
My daughter had one like that in 1979.
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Since he posted the exact thing in three different places, yeah, it's considered spam.
It does seem odd that someone would just pop into an erotica site and ask for opinions on birthday gifts for a girlfriend with no information about how long they've been together. I mean really, we don't know anything about either of them, so Bear's suggestion is as good as any!

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My daughter had one like that in 1979.
I'm sure she was adorable in it, too. My mother hated that particular style, so I never would have worn anything like it. Heck, Mom didn't like the styles that were available in maternity wear when she was pregnant, or the baby clothes when I was little. She sewed nearly everything my sister and I wore until I was five. Not that styles really improved that much by then.


Okay, for the OP, just get her a gift card for books/music, or to her favorite store.
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Old 11-29-2012, 11:26 AM   #10
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Since he posted the exact thing in three different places, yeah, it's considered spam.
Smart fuker. Ugly cheep coat.
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:57 PM   #11
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Well, spam or desperation.
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