Old 11-28-2012, 09:40 PM   #43226
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:55 PM   #43227
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Amen Chargergirl! Lets get back to keeping the love in the family!
I second this!!
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:58 PM   #43228
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:01 PM   #43229
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While it's true far too many Americans are not intelligent enough to know the difference between "you're" and "your" or the "their"/"there"/"they're",
Your/you're is not just an American mistake. A lot of Europeans make that one, too.

That one is very common, even among some of my educated friends here (yes I am in America).
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:05 PM   #43230
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Amen Chargergirl! Lets get back to keeping the love in the family!
Which provides an awesome segue for me to talk about geronimo's story!

So I did finally get around to reading it (I was cooking dinner for my family tonight, so I couldn't get started on the story right away), and while it is very British, I really enjoyed it.

While I can't get any inspiration to write them, I really enjoy reading mother/son stories. I guess it feeds into my thing for older women (hence my predilection for older sister/younger brother stories as well). I also get into stories with a shy, gentle male character, though I can't say exactly why.

On a completely different note, I also love the choice of language in the story. I'm pretty sure this is the first erotic story I've ever read that included a proper use of the word "meniscus". SCIENCE!
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:11 PM   #43231
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Your/you're is not just an American mistake. A lot of Europeans make that one, too.

That one is very common, even among some of my educated friends here (yes I am in America).
Didn't know it was a European mistake as well. It does surprise me how many people, in general mess up those words. I forgot to add the "to"/"too" as well. I think many do not confuse the "two" word, though. At least, hopefully not. lol
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:54 PM   #43232
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For the troll doubter's that keep on KJ's ass:
Let me know the date and time (EST) that you want us both online at the same time. I will risk my job and use my work computer but leave her alone!
Send me a PM or email when you want us to do this and I will expect a pubic and sincere apology from you on her thread!

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Old 11-28-2012, 10:56 PM   #43233
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Let me know the date and time (EST) that you want us both online at the same time. I will risk my job and use my work computer but leave her alone!
Send me a PM or email when you want us to do this and I will expect a pubic and sincere apology from you on her thread!

We shouldn't have to prove anything to anyone!
DP I really hope you are on!
Oh for god's sake, let it go already! Everyone else is trying to!
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:59 PM   #43234
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It's hard for some to mature and move on. Time to block their world from view!
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:45 PM   #43235
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For the troll doubter's that keep on KJ's ass:
Let me know the date and time (EST) that you want us both online at the same time. I will risk my job and use my work computer but leave her alone!
Send me a PM or email when you want us to do this and I will expect a pubic and sincere apology from you on her thread!

We shouldn't have to prove anything to anyone!
DP I really hope you are on!
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:48 PM   #43236
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:51 PM   #43237
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That picture is one of the greatest things ever crafted by the hand of man.
well, it's like a broken fucking record, eh?
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well, it's like a broken fucking record, eh?
I was talking about the picture itself (it always makes me laugh), but yes, it does seem that tempers run hot around here, and once the fire gets going it's hard to put out.

On a completely different topic, I couldn't help but notice that you are apparently writing from Malaysia. Assuming that's true, why are your stories so very British-themed? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, mind you, I'm just curious.
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:11 AM   #43239
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:13 AM   #43240
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Gotta love it whenever that picture pops up!
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Old 11-29-2012, 12:20 AM   #43241
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I was talking about the picture itself (it always makes me laugh), but yes, it does seem that tempers run hot around here, and once the fire gets going it's hard to put out.

On a completely different topic, I couldn't help but notice that you are apparently writing from Malaysia. Assuming that's true, why are your stories so very British-themed? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, mind you, I'm just curious.
i'm english and am travelling at the moment. simples.

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i enjoy this one, too:

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Old 11-29-2012, 12:28 AM   #43245
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Meerkats are so cute!!
do you have these ads in the US? thay caught on in the UK so well that the company give out meerkat toys as an incentive! :eeK

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do you have these ads in the US? thay caught on in the UK so well that the company give out meerkat toys as an incentive! :eeK

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Oh my dear God that was so damn cute! I've never seen anything like that before, so I'd say that no we must not have these commercials here in the US. I would so love a little stuffed meerkat instead of the gecko or duck!
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i'm english and am travelling at the moment. simples.

Ah, ok.

*looks at the bottom of the post*

Is...is that a meerkat in a smoking jacket?

Edit: Oh, I see. Yeah, we definitely don't have those adds in the States. They are adorable animals, though.

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Meerkats are so cute!!
And since the topic of adorable, fuzzy animals has come up, I feel obligated to mention weasels. Yes, I know that unpleasant people tend to get called weasels, but just look at the darn things!







Okay, so admittedly the last one's a stoat, not a weasel proper, but they're closely related so I think it counts.
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