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Old 11-28-2012, 04:35 PM   #1
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New patient medical questionnaire

I just moved to a new city (and new state, for that matter) and on the new patient medical form they gave me was a question I'd never seen before.

This particular section started out as:

Are you having problems with the following...

Getting a full nights sleep.....Yes/No
Joint pain.....Yes/No
Menstrual periods.....Yes/No
Depression.....Yes/No
Having orgasms.....Yes/No

I read it several times and contemplated answering 'yes' just to see what they intended to do about it.
But, alas, I cannot lie.

I'm happy this concerns them, don't get me wrong. I just wasn't expecting to see it on a standard medical information sheet.
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Old 11-28-2012, 04:40 PM   #2
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:45 PM   #3
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That y/n Orgasm question should have been more specific and asked when the patient has orgasms are they solo or with a partner; if you checked solo then they could suggest you have an eye exam.
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