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Old 11-27-2012, 08:26 PM   #1
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Smile A Squeaky Clean B-Hole w/out Bleaching??

Does anybody have any tricks of the trade that they'd be willing to share on a non-bleaching alternative to keeping a butthole one squeaky clean skin tone?

I do this weird thing, (I know,) where I'll bend over and crack my ass open in front of a mirror to masturbate the reflection of my butt cheeks and butthole. I know it's weird, but watching my butthole winking at me in the mirror while I'm masturbating really gets me off for some reason. However, being that I am a somewhat fair skinned gal, sometimes, I notice that the contrast in colors of skin tone of just my butt to that of my butthole is fairly punctuated.

I would like a uniform skin color for in and around my butt without any cosmetic surgery or bleaching. Does anybody have any tips they could share on how they keep their butthole looking a squeaky clean color without bleaching?

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Old 11-27-2012, 08:54 PM   #2
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  1. Wear dark sunglasses - it will all look the same - I suppose
  2. get a tinted mirror
  3. if you are winking in the bathroom - turn the hot tap on - make it nice and steamy
  4. fake tan
  5. roll in the dirt for a while
  6. Oh fuck it, I'm running out of suggestions
  7. Nope - one more - get some typing white out and just paint it on the target area - mirror or elsewhere.
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:13 PM   #3
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I'm very interested to see the responses... Good question.
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:20 PM   #4
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I'm no expert in this area at all, but perhaps you could apply some liquid foundation - in a color that matches the surrounding skin - to the dark winky region. Just make sure to remove it post-rub-out, as you don't want any skin colored skidders in the ginch.

You could also strategically place a small photo of an ideally colored "B-hole" on the mirror, over the spot where you would normally see your own, as you are bent over and spreading the cheeks. I know, not the best suggestion as it doesn't wink, and unless you're still, will appear to move around. There is nothing stroke-worthy about a non-winky butt-hole on your inside thigh.
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:26 PM   #5
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Not done - not done

Just try looking forward in life instead of up your own arse

I can't take this seriously - really - and he's masturbating to his own anus.

Got IT!!! - take a photo - photoshop it - and gaffa tape that babe over the offending area.
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:38 PM   #6
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Not done - not done

Just try looking forward in life instead of up your own arse

I can't take this seriously - really - and he's masturbating to his own anus.

Got IT!!! - take a photo - photoshop it - and gaffa tape that babe over the offending area.
She is a fair-skin girl. She says so in the first post. And she said B-Hole. A man who bends over to j/o to the site of his own bum would not say B-Hole. You could ask pmann to confirm this - his posting today in the Asshattery thread tells me he may have some insight into these things. **just havin a piss pmann, just havin a piss

Nothing wrong with a woman liking to look of her own bum. She could have a fantabulous bum. She could have a bum you'd want to look at too.
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:47 PM   #7
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What's in the water here today? Must be some kind of poison. I've been trying to poison somebody but not anyone here.

This thread is just amazing. I masturbate a lot. And sometimes the thing that triggers my masturbation is interesting. A butterfly or the winds or nice shoes or a big bonus check it work. But not once has my own asshole been my muse.
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:49 PM   #8
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She is a fair-skin girl. She says so in the first post. And she said B-Hole. A man who bends over to j/o to the site of his own bum would not say B-Hole. You could ask pmann to confirm this - his posting today in the Asshattery thread tells me he may have some insight into these things. **just havin a piss pmann, just havin a piss

Nothing wrong with a woman liking to look of her own bum. She could have a fantabulous bum. She could have a bum you'd want to look at too.
I'm tired of everyone taking a piss on pmann.
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:51 PM   #9
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I don't know - odds are it is still going to be a he. They even got a little excited typing up their own profile bio.
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:54 PM   #10
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Does any girl refer to herself as "gal"?
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:23 PM   #11
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Oh shit. You three should be banned from ever entering the same thread. My cheeks hurt. No not the ones near my b-hole.
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:24 PM   #12
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Oh shit. You three should be banned from ever entering the same thread. My cheeks hurt. No not the ones near my b-hole.
Do you need to bleach those cheeks?
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:25 PM   #13
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Do you need to bleach those cheeks?
They are a little rosy.
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:29 PM   #14
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They are a little rosy.
I've got a white, bleachy smelling substance for them.
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:33 PM   #15
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I've got a white, bleachy smelling substance for them.
Bleachy smelling huh? Hve you got a little problem you need to make a thread about pmann?
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:40 PM   #16
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Bleachy smelling huh? Hve you got a little problem you need to make a thread about pmann?
No problem here. Is it a problem for you?
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:47 PM   #17
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No problem here. Is it a problem for you?
It really is. I don't like the smell of bleach. Oh well... NEXT!
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:52 PM   #18
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It really is. I don't like the smell of bleach. Oh well... NEXT!
"No sir" was the correct answer.

Oh well. Back to masturbating to my own asshole I suppose. So pitiful.
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:53 PM   #19
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"No sir" was the correct answer.

Oh well. Back to masturbating to my own asshole I suppose. So pitiful.
I think you mean b-hole. I hope it winks at you!
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Old 11-27-2012, 10:57 PM   #20
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I wonder if you repeatedly use a flashbulb on your anus if it would lighten the skin pigment. Try that, and let us know.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:25 PM   #21
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There's nothing you can do but soap and water. Bleach is out of the question. This one part of the body you'd want to stay clear of any body modification. Some things are better left alone.
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:49 PM   #22
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I'd like to propose a mechanism by which the skin around the anus becomes hyper-pigmented. Firstly, the skin is not 'dirty' - it just has higher levels of melanin due to friction caused by every single bowel movement you have ever had in your life. This is what gives it its clean, natural hue. Definitely use soap and water - and maybe there might be some kind of relatively anus-safe makeup out there... (ask about its safety on mucosal membranes) but I'd really advise that you accept your anus for what it is and what it does for you, rather than focus on how brown it's gotten as a result of what it does for you. After you've washed it gently and thoroughly with soap and lots of water, what is left is just your clean, natural skin. Best of luck!
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:55 AM   #23
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You know those bleaching trays you use to whiten your teeth? It clearly states on the back of the package that you can also use it for, and I quote, "aesthetic sphincter enhancements". You would of course just apply the bleaching jell directly to the anal orifice, no need to install the trays too, unless that will enhance your masturbatory pleasure.
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Old 11-28-2012, 06:49 AM   #24
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You know those bleaching trays you use to whiten your teeth? It clearly states on the back of the package that you can also use it for, and I quote, "aesthetic sphincter enhancements". You would of course just apply the bleaching jell directly to the anal orifice, no need to install the trays too, unless that will enhance your masturbatory pleasure.
I've no interest in bleaching my arse, but I do have those whitening things and I'm totally going to read the package now... That would be too good
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:09 AM   #25
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