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Old 11-21-2012, 01:51 PM   #1
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Advice from guys please

Ok guys, I have an "issue" I need some help with. I am not too good at teasing and the art of getting even. I need some suggestions as to what works best. I have been exchanging pm's with a guy here on Lit that has discovered something about me (a very secret fetish that I let slip) and he is teasing me devilishly about. He knows that is one very hot button for me and now I need to know just what to do to get even. What are some things that women have done to you that got inside your head? I am not talking mean stuff now. Rather, I want to tease him in return. I have never seen him post to the How To forum so I think I am safe with this thread.
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Old 11-21-2012, 02:12 PM   #2
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Hmmmm, let me consult the "All Guys Big Book of Secret Zingers"....

Oooops! It looks like you're vulnerable and you might be stuck with a situation now where EVERYBODY KNOWS that you have a secret fetish and EVERYBODY KNOWS that maybe you wish you hadn't let it slip and EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW what it is. At least I do.

To your question, I'd just be yourself and take your teasing in good nature and as you continue to get to know that guy you will see or he will show you opportunities to 'get even' in a positive way.

No magic bullet, but I am dying to know....
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Old 11-21-2012, 02:18 PM   #3
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Ohhhhh you are being mean tooooooooo. Now I have another letter to write to Santa. He will have to bring more coal it seems. Ok I am going to out myself once and for all.

Ok here I go....

This is hard.....

Jelly beans. Those pink ones. They make me weak. Among other things. Damn them. And damn you for making me spill the........(I like this part) ........the beans!
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Old 11-21-2012, 02:36 PM   #4
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Jelly beans? I just don't understand how that can be a fetish...
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Old 11-21-2012, 02:40 PM   #5
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Jelly beans? I just don't understand how that can be a fetish...
It was somewhat tongue in cheek dear, the reply not the jelly beans. I do not advocate putting them in your cheek. They get all sticky and won't come off of your teeth.
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Old 11-21-2012, 03:10 PM   #6
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haha. Southern Gal is funny. Makes me want to know what the real fetish is. "spill the beans", hah!
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Old 11-21-2012, 05:14 PM   #7
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"Never let them see you sweat..."

Usually the best revenge is never letting them know that it bothers you in the first place. Also the basis of confidence now that I think about it. So you have a fetish, so what? Lots of people do and it ranges all the way from very tame things to very kinky things, but it's not their life so fuck it. Unless your concerns affect things like your job or if you want to run for office or something I wouldn't worry about it. As for some random person on the internet, again who cares?

One of the things that I think a lot of women don't understand is just how much confidence can be a tease in an of itself...the trick however is not coming off as a bitch or looking stuck up. However, a woman who knows exactly what she has and what she can do without hesitation is pretty damn hard to ignore. I don't know if it's just an act, but I've found the Angelina Jolie is a good example of that...something about the look in the eyes, that 'I can have you in two words' look.
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Old 11-21-2012, 06:03 PM   #8
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Ok guys, I have an "issue" I need some help with. I am not too good at teasing and the art of getting even. I need some suggestions as to what works best. I have been exchanging pm's with a guy here on Lit that has discovered something about me (a very secret fetish that I let slip) and he is teasing me devilishly about. He knows that is one very hot button for me and now I need to know just what to do to get even. What are some things that women have done to you that got inside your head? I am not talking mean stuff now. Rather, I want to tease him in return. I have never seen him post to the How To forum so I think I am safe with this thread.
Share your secret fetish with us so he doesnt know anything we dont know and his advantage is gone.... start with me
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Old 11-21-2012, 06:50 PM   #9
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Ok guys, I have an "issue" I need some help with. I am not too good at teasing and the art of getting even. I need some suggestions as to what works best. I have been exchanging pm's with a guy here on Lit that has discovered something about me (a very secret fetish that I let slip) and he is teasing me devilishly about. He knows that is one very hot button for me and now I need to know just what to do to get even. What are some things that women have done to you that got inside your head? I am not talking mean stuff now. Rather, I want to tease him in return. I have never seen him post to the How To forum so I think I am safe with this thread.
Ahem.

I do recall one time long ago when a girlfriend of mine stripped me,handcuffed my hands behind my back then secured my legs apart so that I sat on the end of her bed helpless.

She plug in some hot XXX porn and gave me a two and a half hour tease blow job before climbing on.

What was the question?

That was revenge for what I did to her.
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Old 11-21-2012, 08:37 PM   #10
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Ok guys, I have an "issue" I need some help with. I am not too good at teasing and the art of getting even. I need some suggestions as to what works best. I have been exchanging pm's with a guy here on Lit that has discovered something about me (a very secret fetish that I let slip) and he is teasing me devilishly about. He knows that is one very hot button for me and now I need to know just what to do to get even. What are some things that women have done to you that got inside your head? I am not talking mean stuff now. Rather, I want to tease him in return. I have never seen him post to the How To forum so I think I am safe with this thread.
Post or send him a pic with the best bits obscured. Then let him know he gets to see no more until at least a couple weeks after the last time he mentions it.
Just keep a good track of the dates involved.
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Old 11-22-2012, 01:24 AM   #11
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Post or send him a pic with the best bits obscured. Then let him know he gets to see no more until at least a couple weeks after the last time he mentions it.
Just keep a good track of the dates involved.
Or you do a strip-tease, picture by picture in your sexiest outfit. Make each picture a few days apart and just before you get to the big reveal - stop sending any more pictures till he ceases and desists. I think that might just teach him a lesson about teasing
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Old 11-23-2012, 02:16 AM   #12
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Ok guys, I have an "issue" I need some help with. I am not too good at teasing and the art of getting even. I need some suggestions as to what works best. I have been exchanging pm's with a guy here on Lit that has discovered something about me (a very secret fetish that I let slip) and he is teasing me devilishly about. He knows that is one very hot button for me and now I need to know just what to do to get even. What are some things that women have done to you that got inside your head? I am not talking mean stuff now. Rather, I want to tease him in return. I have never seen him post to the How To forum so I think I am safe with this thread.
Even if he doesn't post in the How To forum, he could still lurk here. Chances are he has stalked your posts and is very aware you want to get into his head.

I would suggest finding out what his hot button is and push it. Do you know what his turn-ons or kinks are? Take a peek at his postings.

You can get into his head without sending pics of yourself. The mind is a powerful tool. Use it to your advantage.
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Old 11-23-2012, 02:30 AM   #13
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Even if he doesn't post in the How To forum, he could still lurk here. Chances are he has stalked your posts and is very aware you want to get into his head.
This.
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Old 11-23-2012, 02:40 AM   #14
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The thing with a strip-tease is that he will play along, because most guys will not pass up such a chance, and then will promptly go back to mentioning the Very Secret Fetish, teasing you about the VSF, etc.
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Old 11-23-2012, 06:09 AM   #15
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Southerngal, I'm sorry to say but you're fucked There is no way anyone here can tell you how to get even: you either find it yourself or you never will
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Old 11-23-2012, 02:51 PM   #16
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A photo strip tease! Oh that's fun and hot! My guy loves that ... and it leaves him begging!

Try sexting him at a time when you know that he can't respond by the look on his face or non verbally in other ways ... when he's in a meeting, out to lunch with a client, etc. I never expect him to respond immediately, but when he does, he's hot and rockin'!

Or start off a text with a sexy scenario and leave him hanging for a few hours.
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:25 PM   #17
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