Old 11-17-2012, 05:27 PM   #976
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Dear Pmann,

I would order my steak well done if it cost $8 or $800, every single time.

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PS. I miss your face. Declaration enough?
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Old 11-17-2012, 06:35 PM   #977
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Dear Pmann,

I would order my steak well done if it cost $8 or $800, every single time.

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PS. I miss your face. Declaration enough?
Someone needs to show you how to eat meat. That person should be me.

PS: Indeed.
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Old 11-17-2012, 10:39 PM   #978
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Someone needs to show you how to eat meat. That person should be me.

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Oh believe me, hubby has tried for 14 years. I drive him insane with my need for no pink at all in my meat.
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Old 11-18-2012, 05:52 AM   #979
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Oh believe me, hubby has tried for 14 years. I drive him insane with my need for no pink at all in my meat.
Your head must be elsewhere. I set you up with "I need to teach you how to eat meat" and you just let that go by????
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Old 11-18-2012, 06:02 AM   #980
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Your head must be elsewhere. I set you up with "I need to teach you how to eat meat" and you just let that go by????
My head is elsewhere....
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Old 11-19-2012, 12:36 PM   #981
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Dear Communication,

Where have you been all my life?

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Old 11-19-2012, 03:31 PM   #982
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Dear Still twitching eyelid,

Fuck off already! I'm ready to cut you off.

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Old 11-19-2012, 04:18 PM   #983
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Dear Still twitching eyelid,

Fuck off already! I'm ready to cut you off.

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Dear Twitchy,

Possible causes include:
Too much caffeine, stress, anxiety or alcohol and
Not enough restful sleep.

Possible remedies include:
Cutting back on stimulants and stress,
Try to get some quality rest,
Also, try a warm compress

Hoping it stops soon!
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Old 11-19-2012, 05:00 PM   #984
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Dear Twitchy,

Possible causes include:
Too much caffeine, stress, anxiety or alcohol and
Not enough restful sleep.

Possible remedies include:
Cutting back on stimulants and stress,
Try to get some quality rest,
Also, try a warm compress

Hoping it stops soon!
Thanks! I am pretty sure it's stress/anxiety and maybe lack of sleep. It's been about 4-5 days now... I'm so over it!

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Old 11-19-2012, 08:07 PM   #985
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Move the fuck to the EC and out of our community already so that you will stop fucking with our children's opportunities that are being provided by our PT.

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Old 11-19-2012, 10:24 PM   #986
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Thanks! I am pretty sure it's stress/anxiety and maybe lack of sleep. It's been about 4-5 days now... I'm so over it!

now I was up late last night and saw you posted "Today, 01:46 AM" - and as soon as I saw your twitchy eyelid post I thought - bet lack of sleep is contributing.

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Old 11-19-2012, 10:43 PM   #987
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now I was up late last night and saw you posted "Today, 01:46 AM" - and as soon as I saw your twitchy eyelid post I thought - bet lack of sleep is contributing.

Been there many times with the twitchy eye...
Yeah I know. Early to bed tonight, I swear!
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Dear Eye Twitcher,

I have a pretty early meeting, so maybe you can get to bed early.

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Old 11-20-2012, 01:36 AM   #989
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Dear Pmunn,

Thanks for giving me permission to manage my own schedule.

You're all kinds of sweet.

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Old 11-20-2012, 07:09 AM   #990
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Please be gentle.

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Old 11-20-2012, 07:12 AM   #991
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Dear Lubed Litster,

Just close your eyes and think of....well...hmm... England doesn't really work here, does it? Hmm... I've got nothing.

Good luck!

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Dear Soon To Be Probed Litster,

Advice I offer my patients? Don't forget to breathe. It will be over before you know it. Do you need me to hold your hand?

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Old 11-20-2012, 11:33 AM   #993
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Advice I offer my patients? Don't forget to breathe. It will be over before you know it. Do you need me to hold your hand?

Confident it won't be so bad Litster
Dear Confidence-Conveying, Hand-Holding Litster.

Are you advising, '....And Breathe....'? Actually that does sound familiar and once again proves to be excellent advice.

Thank you again for your support.

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Dear Confidence-Conveying, Hand-Holding Litster.

Are you advising, '....And Breathe....'? Actually that does sound familiar and once again proves to be excellent advice.

Thank you again for your support.

Yours,

Thankful that my walnut is still a walnut Litster.
Dear Thankful Litster,

You're very welcome! Excellent advice from a very wise friend of mine. You look after me, I look after you!

I don't think I'll ever look at walnuts the same way again, however.

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Dear Companies that use Robocalls:

You should probably choose someone with a friendly voice. That last one sounded like a rapist or serial killer. It legitimately frightened me!

Now checking the locks on all my windows Litster
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Old 11-20-2012, 02:56 PM   #996
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You should probably choose someone with a friendly voice. That last one sounded like a rapist or serial killer. It legitimately frightened me!

Now checking the locks on all my windows Litster
Dear lock checking Litster,

Psychotic robocallers are just lonely and miss contact with their own kind.

You can help by calling up an automated call handling service on another phone and let the two drive each other into their own call handling romance.

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Psychotic robocallers are just lonely and miss contact with their own kind.

You can help by calling up an automated call handling service on another phone and let the two drive each other into their own call handling romance.

Yours,

Matchmaking for telecoms AIs Litster.
Dear Matchmaker,

It's nice you want to help the lonely Robocallers. I'm curious, however, do your matchmaking skills carry over to humans? I could really use some help.. my track record is not the best!

Yours,
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It's nice you want to help the lonely Robocallers. I'm curious, however, do your matchmaking skills carry over to humans? I could really use some help.. my track record is not the best!

Yours,
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Dear Understandably Self-critical, though far from guilty, Litster,

I am always very happy to help others, whom themselves, help others.

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Dear X,
I remember writing months ago that it didn't feel like we were finished. I see I was right. I also know that I don't trust you as far as I can throw you.

Still the same old arrogant SOB. Nice to know some things are a constant.

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Dear teleconference phone jackass,

Shut the fuck up. If you were important enough to run the call, they would have asked you to. I'm sure your dick is huge--now shut your yap hole so the rest of us can hear the people who actually know how to navigate this database. Thanks so much.

Deep voiced man with the seriously hot Southern accent--please talk as much as you want.

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