*groans as he walks into the room*
Owww...my head. Life has been beating me over the head with a wiffle ball bat. You may not think those things hurt, but they do, especially with repeated hits.
I'm gonna find me a nice comfy chair to relax in, take an asprin, and a nice long nap. Wake me if Tymeless returns, otherwise I'll get around to putting up a post later.
A Jedi's strength flows from the Force.
"It's Solo, and he's shooting first! That's not fair!"
―A stormtrooper, upon seeing Han Solo in battle
If you procrastinate about procrastinating, what have you done?
Woman: "I never would have been kidnapped if it wasn't for him!"
Doc: "Well, look on the bright side, darling, you still have that nice hospital I bought you."
Woman: "The gangsters burnt it to the ground." *ends transmission*
Doc: "She still loves me."
--Doc and an ex, talking via holo-com after Doc "rescues" her. (Star Wars: The Old Republic)