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I lost ten pounds when I got my braces on. People keep telling me I'll get it back when they finally come off, but I might just end up leaving bread out of my diet.

However, I would have been happy to help out - I love painting.


Yes, get that well done.

Show is OVER!! For some reason, probably all the alcohol everyone was drinking, they even loved the 'poem' I put together.
Yay! Congrats on a successful show and getting the poem finished! Rolf, another glass of champagne for Anna.
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I lost ten pounds when I got my braces on. People keep telling me I'll get it back when they finally come off, but I might just end up leaving bread out of my diet.

However, I would have been happy to help out - I love painting.


Yes, get that well done.

Show is OVER!! For some reason, probably all the alcohol everyone was drinking, they even loved the 'poem' I put together.
That's actually a very good plan. Add to that list of no-no's: Orange juice (just eat an orange), white rice, white potatoes, and plain flour pasta. The good news is that red wine, beer and whiskey have glycemic indices of zero! It turn out that the low-fat mania we went through for the last twenty-something years is exactly the wrong choice. Low carbohydrate/low sugar will take off the weight, reduce your chances of developing Type 2 diabetes and make you feel better--once you spend the first week feeling yucky as you come down off the sugar rush you've spent most of your life in. After that it's fine. Might even raise your libido . . .
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Yay! Congrats on a successful show and getting the poem finished! Rolf, another glass of champagne for Anna.
Thank you, Rolf. The show went really well and the party afterward was even better. Our group seemed to like the poem, but I hated it. I don't consider myself a poet, so it was prose. And now I'm going to stop complaining about the whole thing.

Thank you for the rose, john.

Auditions are coming up for our next show, so I have that to look forward to.

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That's actually a very good plan. Add to that list of no-no's: Orange juice (just eat an orange), white rice, white potatoes, and plain flour pasta. The good news is that red wine, beer and whiskey have glycemic indices of zero! It turn out that the low-fat mania we went through for the last twenty-something years is exactly the wrong choice. Low carbohydrate/low sugar will take off the weight, reduce your chances of developing Type 2 diabetes and make you feel better--once you spend the first week feeling yucky as you come down off the sugar rush you've spent most of your life in. After that it's fine. Might even raise your libido . . .
I've already cut orange juice, but all the others will be tough. No potatoes? I'm 3/4 Irish! Tuna with either rice or pasta is my fall-back meal when I cook for myself.

I'm hoping that limiting my serving sizes will help.
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Can I get a shot of something strong? I need to get rid of some frustration with my job!

A colleague at work really annoyed me by bragging that she worked 8 hours and did Jack-$*** and the same will happen tonight because of who the closing manager is! Arrrrgh!
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A colleague at work really annoyed me by bragging that she worked 8 hours and did Jack-$*** and the same will happen tonight because of who the closing manager is! Arrrrgh!
Rolf! Get this man a much needed drink.
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I hate those who brag about being lazy, as I once lost a job for "not working to my full potential" BS!
I know exactly what you mean, man. It's almost worse than a co-worker who has no idea what the f**k they are doing and you end up cleaning up after their screw-ups or having to do their jobs for them.
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That is one of the things I like about working in the oil fields. Those kind of people don't last long.
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That's actually a very good plan. Add to that list of no-no's: Orange juice (just eat an orange), white rice, white potatoes, and plain flour pasta. The good news is that red wine, beer and whiskey have glycemic indices of zero! It turn out that the low-fat mania we went through for the last twenty-something years is exactly the wrong choice. Low carbohydrate/low sugar will take off the weight, reduce your chances of developing Type 2 diabetes and make you feel better--once you spend the first week feeling yucky as you come down off the sugar rush you've spent most of your life in. After that it's fine. Might even raise your libido . . .
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Can I get a shot of something strong? I need to get rid of some frustration with my job!

A colleague at work really annoyed me by bragging that she worked 8 hours and did Jack-$*** and the same will happen tonight because of who the closing manager is! Arrrrgh!
I've worked with people like that, too. It's frustrating how long they last at the job.

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I know exactly what you mean, man. It's almost worse than a co-worker who has no idea what the f**k they are doing and you end up cleaning up after their screw-ups or having to do their jobs for them.
Yeah, I've worked with them, too! Last time I was in retail, I was able to get the scheduling manager on my side. Because I'd cover for people if I could, she'd give me weekends off whenever I wanted, and support me when people complained.

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I wonder if this is a workout worth trying?

The Dr. Who workout plan
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The Doctor says "Run!".....15 squats
The Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver.....10 crunches
Someone gets in or out of the TARDIS.....10 bicycles
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The Doctor talks to the TARDIS.....10 push-ups
You see a Dalek.....RUN!
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john, it might depend on which Doctor it is.
I was thinking of the current one, the eleventh Doctor.
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I was thinking of the current one, the eleventh Doctor.
I haven't been watching since it became "The Amy Pond Show."

Freakiest episode ever? Watching "Blink" before a trip to France.
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I haven't been watching since it became "The Amy Pond Show."

Freakiest episode ever? Watching "Blink" before a trip to France.
My brother watches it a lot more than me. But Amy Pond has left the show. I saw her last episode, and oh yes...it was one with the weeping angles.
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I wonder if this is a workout worth trying?

The Dr. Who workout plan
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The Doctor says "Run!".....15 squats
The Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver.....10 crunches
Someone gets in or out of the TARDIS.....10 bicycles
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The Doctor talks to the TARDIS.....10 push-ups
You see a Dalek.....RUN!
You need another exercise; Every time a Dalek says "EXTERMINATE!"..... 10 bicep flexes with a 10 lb weight.

Speaking of, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQLbwOGT8eM
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Speaking of, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQLbwOGT8eM
I hope you're not suggesting that one to that workout while watching that video? My arm would fall off!
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
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I'm hurt Molly, I really am.
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