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11-17-2012, 03:44 PM
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#16851
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Southern Sass
SpoiledRedhead is offline
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Originally Posted by seela
A surprise visit from Canada due in half an hour. 
It's a good thing I cleaned the apartment from top to bottom this morning. |
I would give the world for a surprise visit from Canada today. My rl bff taught me how she "makes" her home appear truly immaculate all the time. Dirty dishes get shoved in the oven and other clutter in the washer and dryer. What you can find under her furniture if you pop in with little notice is truly a goldmine.  I always wondered how a woman with 4 teenagers could keep up the facade. Marth Stewart would be horrified, but I am delighted.  |
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11-17-2012, 09:07 PM
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not me in the av
graceanne is offline
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Location: Oregon, US
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
 I wish I could see this. Great power, great responsibility and all that.
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You say that because you've never had to deal with his dad's reactions to dirty feet prints up there.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
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11-18-2012, 04:03 PM
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Assume the position!
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WARNING: Some of these images are ... disturbing, to say the least, and may stay in your mind forever, or return to it at inopportune moments. You may not want to click on the link below.
"The 38 Most Unexplainable Images on the Web"
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-18-2012, 04:19 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
WARNING: Some of these images are ... disturbing, to say the least, and may stay in your mind forever, or return to it at inopportune moments. You may not want to click on the link below.
"The 38 Most Unexplainable Images on the Web"
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Oh man... that kinda hurt. I liked it. Thank you. |
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11-18-2012, 04:21 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali
Oh man... that kinda hurt. I liked it. Thank you. |
I know much more fun ways to "kinda hurt" you... 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-18-2012, 04:27 PM
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Southern Sass
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
I know much more fun ways to "kinda hurt" you...
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There is a fine line between pleasure and pain. |
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11-18-2012, 04:30 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
I know much more fun ways to "kinda hurt" you...
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I think I believe that you are already kinda making my cheeks hurt from all the smiles, Sir.
Last edited by Curious_in_Cali : 11-18-2012 at 07:29 PM.
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11-18-2012, 04:38 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Originally Posted by SpoiledRedhead
There is a fine line between pleasure and pain.
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True. I love to draw on it.
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Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali
I think I believe that as you are already kinda making my cheeks hurt from all the smiles, Sir. |
Cheeks are a good start.
Oh. You said from smiles.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-18-2012, 05:02 PM
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sewing wench
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Yesterday was the anual craft bazaar at my grandpa's nursing home. This was my second year participating, and I brought a friend who's just starting out selling handbags.
While we're setting up I hear mumbles of "Oh the Renaissance lady is back!" This made me giggle and was a great start.
I didn't sell anything (but didn't expect to), but the entire day I was passing out cards and graciously accepting complements as well as promoting myself, shamelessly boasting of my works and dazzling all who would stop.
Big huge freaking step.
And I get to do it again at a bigger bazaar in two weeks.
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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11-18-2012, 05:33 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
WARNING: Some of these images are ... disturbing, to say the least, and may stay in your mind forever, or return to it at inopportune moments. You may not want to click on the link below.
"The 38 Most Unexplainable Images on the Web"
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HEHEHEHE awesome!!!!! |
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11-18-2012, 06:22 PM
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Perv on!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
WARNING: Some of these images are ... disturbing, to say the least, and may stay in your mind forever, or return to it at inopportune moments. You may not want to click on the link below.
"The 38 Most Unexplainable Images on the Web"
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You are one cruel m-f.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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11-18-2012, 06:24 PM
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Practicing Free Spirit
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A two hour online chat with a good friend.
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11-18-2012, 06:42 PM
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Literotica Guru
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http://youtu.be/LV5_xj_yuhs?hd=1
That vid always makes me laugh, been to too many Italian weddings in the last few years.
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11-18-2012, 06:44 PM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
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about that new moon around Alderan...
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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11-19-2012, 01:07 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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A Playcentre field trip to the local art gallery as our children's art is currently being exhibited there. Watching my sons face light up as he saw his painting and the photo of him creating it on the wall. Getting home, putting my feet up.
Checking our bank account that previously had only $2.39 today and finding that we now have $28,600.10!
The money from the other half's grandmother's estate has come through and it is a small fortune for us; 8 times more money than either of us has ever encountered before. It's going to make life a whole lot easier and I feel like the weight of years of financial pressure has come off my shoulders.
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11-19-2012, 01:37 AM
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Southern Sass
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Being told that I look like I'm in my upper 20's, lower 30's at most by a number of people today. What an ego boost. |
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11-19-2012, 02:22 AM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Keroin
It's OK, Canada wouldn't mind if the apartment was a mess - that would be impolite. |
Hehe, yes, Canada was very polite.
Much fun was had!
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11-19-2012, 06:40 PM
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Really Experienced
Ahlam is offline
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This afternoon a pair of evangelists came to my door and asked me this question:
If you could ask God anything, what would you ask him?
I responded," What is the deal with giraffes?"
They blinked and stared at each other. I don't think they were expecting that. They gave me a Guidepost magazine and promised to return next week. I will be ready for them. |
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11-19-2012, 09:45 PM
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Barefoot sage
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Vintage Tonka truck = $80.00, thank you!
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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11-20-2012, 10:27 AM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
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3D Space Cadet pinball.
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11-20-2012, 11:45 AM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Huh, what?
Stalker claims he got victims mixed up
New Zealand's most notorious stalker has appealed his latest prison sentence saying he got confused about who he was stalking and lavished undue attention on the wrong woman.
Glenn Green is serving a 30-month sentence for two counts of criminal harassment, offending he began three weeks after getting out of prison in 2011.
Green, 42, aka Glenn Corleone, Goldberg, Carlionne, Casellano and Holden, appealed his sentence at the High Court in Auckland yesterday saying the judge had erred by giving him the same sentence for both his victims, when he had actually stalked one of the women much worse than the other. Umm, yeah, there's more in the article linked through the headline.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-20-2012, 11:49 AM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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I predict a very large uptick in the number of women booking tourist trips to Malta.
Crazy Amusement Park Ride Gives Women Orgasms & You Won't Believe What You're Seeing (VIDEO)
Have you ever been on a slingshot ride? I've always been way too terrified of trying one of those deadly-looking reverse-bungee spring-propulsion whatchamacallits that hurls you about fifty zillion feet into the air at the approximate speed of sound, but according to several intriguing YouTube videos, I might be missing out on a seriously good thing. Because there's something about the experience brought on by at least one of those nightmarish contraptions that's giving women orgasms left and right. More - including several videos of the ride "in action" - in the CafeMom article linked through the headline above. :: blinkblink ::
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-20-2012, 01:05 PM
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aKwatic
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Four 5-star reviews on Goodreads.
(OK one is mine, but the rest are real. What? I loved the book. )
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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11-20-2012, 04:57 PM
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Southern Sass
SpoiledRedhead is offline
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Alam - My mother got tired of the visits from a particular group in our area. The next time she saw them in the neighborhood she taped a note to the door saying "I will visit your church when you visit mine." This ended the visits.
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11-20-2012, 05:37 PM
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Really Experienced
Ahlam is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SpoiledRedhead
Alam - My mother got tired of the visits from a particular group in our area. The next time she saw them in the neighborhood she taped a note to the door saying "I will visit your church when you visit mine." This ended the visits.
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Ha! That's great!
I don't mind it. I get bored and I enjoy toying with them. Sometimes they're even good for a bit of light mental fencing. I think I had them at a slight disadvantage when they returned today with the new guy, however. They didn't want to come inside. I simply can't imagine why not... |
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