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11-16-2012, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
I'm black so the pink has a non-threatening glowing enviting look on me! As stated by research.
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Sorry man, but you're going to look like a bag of Licorice Allsorts.
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11-16-2012, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by pete1968
i think the fact that you're probably the only black guy at your college who's never touched a boob before is non-threatening enough.
if you wouldn't normally wear it anyway, don't wear it for this unsuspecting hapless young lass.
don't pretend to be that which you're not.
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Hey, who says I've never touched a boob? I had a girlfriend back in HS, although that was three years ago.
I just never approach girls I wait till they come to me. It happens from time to time. My HS girlfriend was the one to ask me out.
This girl I asked out was worth going out of my comfort zone for. If you could see her you would know why, tall flowing red hair. She's brilliant to talk to; she plays the cello better than yo-yo-ma, she’s smart, smarter than me. Let’s just say tonight better fucking go well.
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11-16-2012, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pete1968
is "here comes lunch!" still acceptable? it's been a while since i've been on the dating scene
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Originally Posted by bronzeage
Only in certain northern states and some parts of Canada.
The women there don't really like it, they're just used to it.
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I've never heard that before. I would have thought the guy was going to throw up on me...
A redhead, huh? Beware the crazy factor 
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11-16-2012, 06:11 PM
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thread killah
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Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
Let’s just say tonight better fucking go well.
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dude, what the actual fuck?
two minutes ago you too sheepish to even pick out a god damn shirt to wear, and now you're billy badass?
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11-16-2012, 06:11 PM
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Pink isn't just for girls, and cricket isn't just for guys.
The McGrath Foundation doing great things.
Michael Clarke. Pup. I don't like him. Good on him for donning the pink though. |
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11-16-2012, 06:12 PM
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1. Look she's not better than Yo Yo MA, it’s not possible. Don't put her on a pedestal.
2. Pink should be fine
3. What time is this thing? DON”T BE LATE! If you’re picking her up get there early. If you’re meeting her somewhere get there early.
4. Oh if you haven’t yet. Do some opposition research on the girl. Find out everything you can.
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11-16-2012, 06:13 PM
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catastrophe
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Originally Posted by blobfish
Sorry man, but you're going to look like a bag of Licorice Allsorts.
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Ok.
That. was. fucking. funny 
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11-16-2012, 06:14 PM
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I am a river to my people
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I've never heard that before. I would have thought the guy was going to throw up on me...
A redhead, huh? Beware the crazy factor |
Women with poor judgment hear it quite a lot. |
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11-16-2012, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by loquere
1. Look she's not better than Yo Yo MA, it’s not possible. Don't put her on a pedestal.
2. Pink should be fine
3. What time is this thing? DON”T BE LATE! If you’re picking her up get there early. If you’re meeting her somewhere get there early.
4. Oh if you haven’t yet. Do some opposition research on the girl. Find out everything you can.
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I'm going to call Walgreen's and tell them to stop selling you cough syrup.
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11-16-2012, 06:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pete1968
dude, what the actual fuck?
two minutes ago you too sheepish to even pick out a god damn shirt to wear, and now you're billy badass?
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I'm a gentle soul. my heads just all over the place. I just need to be calm everything will be ok.
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11-16-2012, 06:17 PM
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Experienced
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Originally Posted by blobfish
I'm going to call Walgreen's and tell them to stop selling you cough syrup.
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You know. What the fuck is wrong with that guy??? Research the girl, how are you married???
Well I'm outie!! Peace!
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11-16-2012, 06:22 PM
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Dripping Wet
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Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
You know. What the fuck is wrong with that guy??? Research the girl, how are you married???
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11-16-2012, 06:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
You know. What the fuck is wrong with that guy??? Research the girl, how are you married???
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I'm currently "researching" Jessica Alba.
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11-16-2012, 06:32 PM
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Look I'm a realist. Where blobfish is just godamned joke. Saying that I miss talking with him.
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11-16-2012, 06:36 PM
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catastrophe
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Yeah, *iggy
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11-16-2012, 06:37 PM
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Look I'm a realist. Where blobfish is just godamned joke. Saying that I miss talking with him.
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You are a fucking wackadoodle, fellow.
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11-16-2012, 06:40 PM
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Don't quote it.
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11-16-2012, 06:53 PM
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Now that what’s his face has left for his supposed date. Let’s makes bets.
How do you think it’ll go?
I think this will be the first and last date. His description of the girl, sounds to be good to be true, and if it it, she’s too good for him!
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11-17-2012, 02:15 AM
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WASP MASTER OF AMERICA.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
I'm black so the pink has a non-threatening glowing enviting look on me! As stated by research.
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Your team always dress like French clowns.
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11-17-2012, 10:35 AM
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really? even with zero?
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Whip your cock out and start playing with it.
Chicks really dig that.
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11-17-2012, 10:52 AM
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Cotillionesque
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Quote:
Originally Posted by girlsmiley
Pink isn't just for girls, and cricket isn't just for guys.
The McGrath Foundation doing great things.
Michael Clarke. Pup. I don't like him. Good on him for donning the pink though.
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Always did like Glenn McGrath. Ponting, however...
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11-17-2012, 10:55 AM
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Super Duper Mod Powers
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I don't like pink on men.
Dunno why.
I really don't like any of the girly colors on males.
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11-17-2012, 12:20 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by lovetoread
I don't like pink on men.
Dunno why.
I really don't like any of the girly colors on males.
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11-17-2012, 01:51 PM
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So not going into the details, but it went late and where going to see Skyfall tmrw. FUCK U LOQUEER U OLD SOB!
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11-17-2012, 01:52 PM
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So not going into the details, but it went late and where going to see Skyfall tmrw. FUCK U LOQUEER U OLD SOB!
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You're welcome.
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