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11-17-2012, 06:21 AM
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the obligatory litster xmas present thread
because someone has to do it!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8148/
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11-17-2012, 06:48 AM
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11-17-2012, 07:23 AM
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this is for sean.
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That's quite an upgrade: from someone smart people ignore to first on the xmas list...
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
Pecunia lingulaca amans eget, ut is Aethiopes caedere possit.
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11-17-2012, 07:26 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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Ishmael and vette
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11-17-2012, 07:26 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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That's quite an upgrade: from someone smart people ignore to first on the xmas list...
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That kinda crossed my mind too...
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11-17-2012, 07:33 AM
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That's quite an upgrade: from someone smart people ignore to first on the xmas list...
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if you chanced upon killer bunny slippers, who else would spring to mind?
feel free to read something into it, you stupid muppet. you'll get coal.
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Ishmael and vette
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11-17-2012, 07:37 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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It strikes me that the rifle is a dead giveaway...
It needs a Ghillie cover.
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11-17-2012, 07:37 AM
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Dear Santa,
Love,
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11-17-2012, 07:40 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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Santa's sleds are cherry reds...
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11-17-2012, 07:48 AM
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Candy Apple Red.
Santa is a traditional rodder.
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11-17-2012, 07:53 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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Candy Apple Red.
Santa is a traditional rodder.
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As in Mrs. Clause gets it missionary?
Pray tell...
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11-17-2012, 07:58 AM
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As in Mrs. Clause gets it missionary?
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She's been fucking about on the Old Boy for centuries.
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11-17-2012, 08:00 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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She's been fucking about on the Old Boy for centuries.
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She has the sled for 364 days a year...
Go granny go granny go granny go!
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11-17-2012, 08:05 AM
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Granny's kinda fishy . . . .
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11-17-2012, 08:10 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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Like a soccer mom with lipstick...
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11-17-2012, 08:11 AM
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Quote:
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if you chanced upon killer bunny slippers, who else would spring to mind?
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Me, actually.
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feel free to read something into it, you stupid muppet.
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Stupid muppet?? Oh, bloody hell...
I expected nothing more.
Well, maybe accompanied by a kick in the shin...
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
Pecunia lingulaca amans eget, ut is Aethiopes caedere possit.
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11-17-2012, 08:13 AM
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That kinda crossed my mind too...
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Probably a lot of other people's as well.
Welcome to the Stupid Muppet Club!
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
Pecunia lingulaca amans eget, ut is Aethiopes caedere possit.
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11-17-2012, 08:15 AM
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Run Forrest! RUN!
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Quote:
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Probably a lot of other people's as well.
Welcome to the Stupid Muppet Club!
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It's bloody raw! RAW! You stupid muppet, you've given up haven't you?
Are you seriously handing me raw chicken?
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11-17-2012, 08:21 AM
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What a girl wants...
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Since VatAss labors under the delusion that Star Trek TOS was the bestest Star Trek, his Hannukah present is a no-brainer:
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11-17-2012, 08:29 AM
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What a girl wants...
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Something for Byron
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11-17-2012, 08:34 AM
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What a girl wants...
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A bumper sticker for koalabear
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11-17-2012, 08:54 AM
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Thank you, Rob.
That was rather thoughtful.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
Pecunia lingulaca amans eget, ut is Aethiopes caedere possit.
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11-17-2012, 09:01 AM
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Quote:
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Me, actually.
Stupid muppet?? Oh, bloody hell...
I expected nothing more.
Well, maybe accompanied by a kick in the shin...
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11-17-2012, 11:31 AM
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Cotillionesque
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
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11-17-2012, 11:34 AM
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The obligatory xmas Gift thread???? You can use the x but I'm not fooled
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