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11-10-2012, 09:48 PM
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Had a partner who was a professional flautist - she practised regularly  Certainly was an entertaining performance each and every time.
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11-11-2012, 10:32 PM
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And then one time.. at band camp..
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11-12-2012, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by mrsexyman
men are stuck with just their hands, but females seem to have the ability to use different things...
what have you used?
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I have used so any things,carrot, cucumber,bottle,brush handle, baton,bananas.
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11-12-2012, 09:23 AM
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HUNGRYPUSSY1 is offline
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I have used a lot,carrot,cucumber,bottle,brush handle,candle,banana,baton I have even put apple and other round fruits up inside of it too.
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11-12-2012, 09:25 AM
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so good
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Originally Posted by HUNGRYPUSSY1
I have used a lot,carrot,cucumber,bottle,brush handle,candle,banana,baton I have even put apple and other round fruits up inside of it too.
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11-12-2012, 09:58 AM
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A long string of very tiny pearls. Drives him crazy when I wear them when we go out!
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11-12-2012, 10:01 AM
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Have
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Originally Posted by MsQuote
A long string of very tiny pearls. Drives him crazy when I wear them when we go out!
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Have you ever worn the pearls out while they are 'in' ?
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11-12-2012, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by thesweetsweetness
Well.. lots of things. I'll second, or is it third? the electric toothbrush. Various bottles of lotions, soaps and whatnot. Maglight. Produce; cucumbers and corn on the cob. Hmm.. that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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cucumber is a classic, but WOW never thought of corn on the cob. This calls for another trip to the produce market!!!!
can't wait to try it!
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11-16-2012, 11:56 PM
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corn on the cob is good. You should really try a nylabone though 
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11-18-2012, 09:56 PM
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My favorite is riding horses
In Dallas, I used to have a friend that had a stable with two horses, and a private wooded area.
When the weather was nice, we would ride to the woods, take off the saddles, and ride until we couldn't take it any more. Once we even took off our jeans... but that rubbed the thighs too much.
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01-12-2013, 09:06 AM
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Handheld shower heads can be fun, the ends of various hair brushes, a particularly well shaped bottle of lube, pillows, wadded up sheets, and when I was younger stuffed animals got me started.
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01-12-2013, 09:13 AM
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Cucumbers can be fun...but don't use them straight from the fridge...too cold, LOL.. 
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01-12-2013, 09:29 AM
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Oooh (raises hand) story time!
In highschool I had a cleaning job at a local car dealership. Once a week after cheerleading practice, I’d let myself in with my key, lock the door behind me and then clean there alone for a few hours.
Tucked into the corner of the mechanics’ bathroom was a waist-high stack of girlie magazines. Being the snoop that I am, of course I had to look. Let me just say they made Hustler look like a Disney product. I didn’t know porn like that existed, or that a person would (could?) actually perform such acts. And man, did it make me hot.
So hot, in fact, I went snooping for something to offer “relief.” Something long and hard. I hit paydirt in the mechanics’ tool room. I grabbed the tool with the longest, thickest rubber handle in the room (I still have no idea what it was called) and scrubbed the daylights out of it. Then I marched back to those magazines and rejoined the party with my makeshift dildo in hand. Oh, the memories of that dirty little room, week after week...
When I was finished, I’d put the tool carefully back where I found it, knowing some unsuspecting mechanic would soon have his hands all over the pussy juices I’d purposefully left on it. And that would make me hot all over again. I loved to think of those mechanics’ hands - helping me get off every week, while they were completely oblivious to it.
Later on, my brother worked at the same dealership as service manager. He told me there were hidden cameras all over the place due to theft problems in the tool room. I still think about that and wonder how many people “knew” me back then better than I realized. Maybe I should have asked for a raise. LOL!
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01-12-2013, 01:28 PM
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amofiga is offline
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Originally Posted by NaughtyIsNice
Oooh (raises hand) story time!
In highschool I had a cleaning job at a local car dealership. Once a week after cheerleading practice, I’d let myself in with my key, lock the door behind me and then clean there alone for a few hours.
Tucked into the corner of the mechanics’ bathroom was a waist-high stack of girlie magazines. Being the snoop that I am, of course I had to look. Let me just say they made Hustler look like a Disney product. I didn’t know porn like that existed, or that a person would (could?) actually perform such acts. And man, did it make me hot.
So hot, in fact, I went snooping for something to offer “relief.” Something long and hard. I hit paydirt in the mechanics’ tool room. I grabbed the tool with the longest, thickest rubber handle in the room (I still have no idea what it was called) and scrubbed the daylights out of it. Then I marched back to those magazines and rejoined the party with my makeshift dildo in hand. Oh, the memories of that dirty little room, week after week...
When I was finished, I’d put the tool carefully back where I found it, knowing some unsuspecting mechanic would soon have his hands all over the pussy juices I’d purposefully left on it. And that would make me hot all over again. I loved to think of those mechanics’ hands - helping me get off every week, while they were completely oblivious to it.
Later on, my brother worked at the same dealership as service manager. He told me there were hidden cameras all over the place due to theft problems in the tool room. I still think about that and wonder how many people “knew” me back then better than I realized. Maybe I should have asked for a raise. LOL!
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OOOOH you sweet naughty girl. How about a cucumber or carrot that you'd cut up afterward and put in a nice salad.
As to hidden cameras, be careful. I used to work at a secured government contractor facility with lots of cameras, including the ones that looked out into the parking lot. I heard, but never was fortunate enough to see, the tape of the guy getting a blowjob in his car at lunchtime on the parking lot. The tape didn't get released by the security department but the names were leaked. NO.... it wasn't me.
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01-12-2013, 02:41 PM
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Pens, hair brush, pillow, shower head and the jet of water that flows into the pool in public pools
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01-12-2013, 05:40 PM
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a travel toothbrush case. cylinder-shaped, slightly rounded edges so it wasn't sharp, and it was 'ribbed' with raised stripes from top to bottom...
the handle of one of those chunky combs. fat & round with the rubber grip & it was also 'ribbed' with the flexible ridges going horizontal around the handle. the teeth were just wide enough and the tips were rounded instead of pointy, i pointed the teeth facing up so the bottom tooth rubbed my clit... it was nice...
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01-12-2013, 05:48 PM
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May I suggest............
A metal or plastic Cigar cylinder, filled with warm water, or cold depending upon your tastes................ 
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01-17-2013, 07:53 PM
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Discovered a new, but its way to naughty to divulge lol
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01-18-2013, 05:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by quicksylver69
An electric toothbrush. That swirly little head is heaven against my clit.
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I totally agree
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01-18-2013, 05:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by quicksylver69
An electric toothbrush. That swirly little head is heaven against my clit.
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I lost my breath for a minute reading this....
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01-18-2013, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by elphaba69
I totally agree
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Could I help you with your flossing ?
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01-19-2013, 01:16 AM
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lauren26f is offline
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Barbie doll (feet first...it is wow, bend her legs and her feet nail your sweet spot), cucumber (big, hard and cold...omg!), hair brush, carrot (one in my ass and one in my pussy), banana (made a mess), broom handle (put two or three condoms on wood like that), electric toothbrush, stick shift (got horny, pulled into a rest stop and mounted it...wow)...washed golf balls (got three in) and mom's vibrators (LOL).
I'd take three carrots, tie them together and put 2-3 condoms on them. Makes a nice thick dildo.
An ex-bf would take a banana, cut off the tip and take the nana out and use the skin as a jackoff toy. Just a tip for you guys.
If your gay man, cucumbers make a nice dildo for your ass. So do carrots.
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01-19-2013, 01:25 AM
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smexygirl is online now
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i love my bullets
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01-19-2013, 12:45 PM
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cucumber. frozen dildo--filled a condom, placed it into a toilet paper roller and froze it. INTENSE!
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01-19-2013, 05:18 PM
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frozen dildo
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Originally Posted by ejredlady
cucumber. frozen dildo--filled a condom, placed it into a toilet paper roller and froze it. INTENSE!
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Yes on a nice hot day A ice dildo its a way to go.. Like others too
Banana not to ripe. electric toothbrush.cucumber nice fresh one out the garden
warmed by the sun..lol...a cold too is nice carrots nice also for the back door fun.
Household candles then light them let the hot wax drop....hehe
then shower head is clean fun,, WOW
My dad had a water pick to clean his tooth. I was a teen  when I tried it on my clit felt good on my nipples too.. was before hand held showerheads.
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