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Old 11-15-2012, 10:49 AM   #16826
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The seagulls wanted to snatch our food. My son ran around yelling at them to fly away. One bird flew to one end, my son followed, the bird flew back to his original position. My son followed. Bird and child followed this pattern for about 10 min. I laughed the whole time it was too funny to stop.
I know, right? Kids... you sleep less but laugh sooo much more.
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:31 PM   #16827
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Hey! I just sold one of these at my shop! (antiques, collectibles, and weirdly-wonderful stuff...) Everything old IS new again, I guess!
Actually, everything old is still old - but revered. For those who'd rather not buy an apple peeler with high mileage, you can get them new at LL Bean. (partially peeled apple sold separately)
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:33 PM   #16828
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Old 11-15-2012, 05:49 PM   #16829
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Actually, everything old is still old - but revered. For those who'd rather not buy an apple peeler with high mileage, you can get them new at LL Bean. (partially peeled apple sold separately)
Why am I not surprised?
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:25 PM   #16830
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Actually, everything old is still old - but revered. For those who'd rather not buy an apple peeler with high mileage, you can get them new at LL Bean. (partially peeled apple sold separately)
Pampered Chef had one very similar as well. It's been a few years since I've checked them out, so not sure if they still make them.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:06 PM   #16831
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:44 PM   #16832
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:10 PM   #16833
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Getting a call at 3:30 p.m. saying-- "I've booked us flights to Las Vegas. Take the dog to the kennel, and pack, woman."

Mr. Spontaneity is soooo demanding.
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:32 PM   #16834
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Getting a call at 3:30 p.m. saying-- "I've booked us flights to Las Vegas. Take the dog to the kennel, and pack, woman."

Mr. Spontaneity is soooo demanding.
And you hate it so much...
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:45 PM   #16835
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Getting a call at 3:30 p.m. saying-- "I've booked us flights to Las Vegas. Take the dog to the kennel, and pack, woman."

Mr. Spontaneity is soooo demanding.
Just back from there. Kicked my ass.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:41 PM   #16836
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Just back from there. Kicked my ass.
I think you're supposed to bet with your head.
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:23 PM   #16837
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:06 PM   #16838
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Hmmm. Interesting. It's that dramatic?? I had no idea about classical music and autism.
It is for my son, I can't speak for other people's children. And it has to be in a relatively calm, quiet environment to work. Either way, it's pretty cool to see.
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:26 PM   #16839
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It is for my son, I can't speak for other people's children. And it has to be in a relatively calm, quiet environment to work. Either way, it's pretty cool to see.
The wall-climbing, though. Spidey stuff.

Know what relaxes me?? Painkillers, muscle relaxants and a glass of wine!
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:00 PM   #16840
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You have a great cocktail going there. Just be careful.
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:04 PM   #16841
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The wall-climbing, though. Spidey stuff.

Know what relaxes me?? Painkillers, muscle relaxants and a glass of wine!
Add super anti-hystomine and that's my nightly cocktail.


Also the reason I have had a steady 8 hours of sleep every night for the past nearly 6 months.
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:27 PM   #16842
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:08 PM   #16843
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Brandy apple butter
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Old 11-17-2012, 12:46 AM   #16844
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The wall-climbing, though. Spidey stuff.

Know what relaxes me?? Painkillers, muscle relaxants and a glass of wine!
Moving fast and having another close by wall to brace yourself on works every time. He'll find a corner and just kinda push himself up the wall. It also works in hallways and doorways.
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Old 11-17-2012, 06:43 AM   #16846
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Old 11-17-2012, 08:46 AM   #16847
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Old 11-17-2012, 09:27 AM   #16848
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Moving fast and having another close by wall to brace yourself on works every time. He'll find a corner and just kinda push himself up the wall. It also works in hallways and doorways.
I wish I could see this. Great power, great responsibility and all that.

Wow.

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Add super anti-hystomine and that's my nightly cocktail.


Also the reason I have had a steady 8 hours of sleep every night for the past nearly 6 months.
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You have a great cocktail going there. Just be careful.
Downside: pulled something in the weight room. Upside: got to cross "be shot with elephant tranquilizer" off bucket list.
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Old 11-17-2012, 09:49 AM   #16849
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It's a good thing I cleaned the apartment from top to bottom this morning.
It's OK, Canada wouldn't mind if the apartment was a mess - that would be impolite.
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Old 11-17-2012, 01:50 PM   #16850
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Brandy apple butter
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Oh man. Seconded. Even the dog biscuits sound amazing.

Thirded. Can we all be one big happy family?
 
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