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11-15-2012, 10:49 AM
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Literotica Guru
Red Sonja is offline
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Originally Posted by Scentofawoman
The seagulls wanted to snatch our food. My son ran around yelling at them to fly away. One bird flew to one end, my son followed, the bird flew back to his original position. My son followed. Bird and child followed this pattern for about 10 min. I laughed the whole time it was too funny to stop.
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I know, right? Kids... you sleep less but laugh sooo much more.
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I'm an angel with an attitude and my favorite color is red.
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11-15-2012, 01:31 PM
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Perv on!
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Originally Posted by gypsy*seer
Hey! I just sold one of these at my shop! (antiques, collectibles, and weirdly-wonderful stuff...) Everything old IS new again, I guess!
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Actually, everything old is still old - but revered. For those who'd rather not buy an apple peeler with high mileage, you can get them new at LL Bean. (partially peeled apple sold separately)
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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11-15-2012, 01:33 PM
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A surprise present... *smiles*
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11-15-2012, 05:49 PM
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Barefoot sage
gypsy*seer is offline
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Location: Near the lakes, forest, & ocean, on a river by the bay....
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New strings!
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
Actually, everything old is still old - but revered. For those who'd rather not buy an apple peeler with high mileage, you can get them new at LL Bean. (partially peeled apple sold separately) |
Why am I not surprised?
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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11-15-2012, 06:25 PM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Dreaming of the Emerald Isle
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
Actually, everything old is still old - but revered. For those who'd rather not buy an apple peeler with high mileage, you can get them new at LL Bean. (partially peeled apple sold separately) |
Pampered Chef had one very similar as well. It's been a few years since I've checked them out, so not sure if they still make them.
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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11-16-2012, 03:06 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Suspended in Daydreams
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Shifting my day just enough so that now it's only 2 hours to go AND I negotiated my way out of a typically teeth grinding meeting. Friday is being kind so far. Whew!
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11-16-2012, 04:44 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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Join Date: Oct 2011
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My pets. Watching my dog do something very smart and my kitty being so snuggly and cute that I just want to eat her. Nomnomnom
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11-16-2012, 05:10 PM
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Literotica Guru
Red Sonja is offline
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Location: First Star on the Left and Straight on til morning... (J.M. Barrie-- Peter Pan) attribution is important. :)
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Getting a call at 3:30 p.m. saying-- "I've booked us flights to Las Vegas. Take the dog to the kennel, and pack, woman."
Mr. Spontaneity is soooo demanding. 
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And if the ocean turns to coffee, then bury me at sea.
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I've got a chip on my shoulder and a halo on my head,
I'm an angel with an attitude and my favorite color is red.
The Diddy Bop Sisters
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11-16-2012, 05:32 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Originally Posted by Red Sonja
Getting a call at 3:30 p.m. saying-- "I've booked us flights to Las Vegas. Take the dog to the kennel, and pack, woman."
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And you hate it so much...
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-16-2012, 05:45 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Originally Posted by Red Sonja
Getting a call at 3:30 p.m. saying-- "I've booked us flights to Las Vegas. Take the dog to the kennel, and pack, woman."
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Just back from there. Kicked my ass. |
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11-16-2012, 06:41 PM
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Perv on!
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Originally Posted by Loverskitten
Just back from there. Kicked my ass.
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I think you're supposed to bet with your head.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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11-16-2012, 08:23 PM
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Southern Sass
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I read the best quote: Men like curves. Dogs like bones.
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11-16-2012, 09:06 PM
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graceanne is offline
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Hmmm. Interesting. It's that dramatic?? I had no idea about classical music and autism.
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It is for my son, I can't speak for other people's children. And it has to be in a relatively calm, quiet environment to work. Either way, it's pretty cool to see.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
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11-16-2012, 09:26 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Originally Posted by graceanne
It is for my son, I can't speak for other people's children. And it has to be in a relatively calm, quiet environment to work. Either way, it's pretty cool to see.
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The wall-climbing, though. Spidey stuff.
Know what relaxes me?? Painkillers, muscle relaxants and a glass of wine!
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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11-16-2012, 10:00 PM
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Southern Sass
SpoiledRedhead is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Lost in an erotic dream
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You have a great cocktail going there. Just be careful.
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11-16-2012, 10:04 PM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
The wall-climbing, though. Spidey stuff.
Know what relaxes me?? Painkillers, muscle relaxants and a glass of wine!
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Add super anti-hystomine and that's my nightly cocktail.
Also the reason I have had a steady 8 hours of sleep every night for the past nearly 6 months.
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Originally Posted by Homburg
Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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11-16-2012, 10:27 PM
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Meticulously Flighty
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Brandy apple butter
Pumpkin butter
Pickled cranberries
Cinnamon pear jam
Bourbon spiked cranberry sauce
Homemade condensed tomato soup
Peanut butter dog biscuits
Chicken noodle soup
Snicker doodle bread
Dinner and snuggles
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11-16-2012, 11:08 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CutieMouse
Brandy apple butter
Pumpkin butter
Pickled cranberries
Cinnamon pear jam
Bourbon spiked cranberry sauce
Homemade condensed tomato soup
Peanut butter dog biscuits
Chicken noodle soup
Snicker doodle bread
Dinner and snuggles
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Would you consider adopting me? 
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Legal Notice and Attorney's CYA Requirements: The author of this post is not an attorney, physician, or marital or sexual therapist or counselor (nor does he play any or all of the above on television). All opinions are offered only as the viewpoint(s) of an individual with a certain amount of life experience, and should not be considered to be legal, medical, or therapeutic/counseling advice.
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-17-2012, 12:46 AM
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Spider...Bunny?
BiBunny is offline
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Dinner with Kitteh. Wasn't expecting that. |
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11-17-2012, 02:20 AM
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Literotica Guru
graceanne is offline
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Location: Oregon, US
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
The wall-climbing, though. Spidey stuff.
Know what relaxes me?? Painkillers, muscle relaxants and a glass of wine!
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Moving fast and having another close by wall to brace yourself on works every time. He'll find a corner and just kinda push himself up the wall. It also works in hallways and doorways.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
*~*~*
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
*~*~*
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
*~*~*
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
~Michael Pritchard
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My Stories |
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11-17-2012, 06:43 AM
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Southern Sass
SpoiledRedhead is offline
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Location: Lost in an erotic dream
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I am smiling because I have finally put my insomnia to good use. I spent the night finishing up my third story submission.
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11-17-2012, 08:46 AM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
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A surprise visit from Canada due in half an hour.
It's a good thing I cleaned the apartment from top to bottom this morning.
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11-17-2012, 09:27 AM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by graceanne
Moving fast and having another close by wall to brace yourself on works every time. He'll find a corner and just kinda push himself up the wall. It also works in hallways and doorways.
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 I wish I could see this. Great power, great responsibility and all that.
Wow.
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Would you consider adopting me?
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Oh man. Seconded. Even the dog biscuits sound amazing.
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Originally Posted by the captians wench
Add super anti-hystomine and that's my nightly cocktail.
Also the reason I have had a steady 8 hours of sleep every night for the past nearly 6 months.
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Every night? Damn. Whatever works. I literally fell asleep typing.
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Originally Posted by SpoiledRedhead
You have a great cocktail going there. Just be careful.
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Downside: pulled something in the weight room. Upside: got to cross "be shot with elephant tranquilizer" off bucket list.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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11-17-2012, 09:49 AM
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aKwatic
Keroin is offline
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A surprise visit from Canada due in half an hour.
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It's OK, Canada wouldn't mind if the apartment was a mess - that would be impolite. 
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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11-17-2012, 01:50 PM
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Literotica Guru
IrisAlthea is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CutieMouse
Brandy apple butter
Pumpkin butter
Pickled cranberries
Cinnamon pear jam
Bourbon spiked cranberry sauce
Homemade condensed tomato soup
Peanut butter dog biscuits
Chicken noodle soup
Snicker doodle bread
Dinner and snuggles
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Would you consider adopting me?
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Oh man. Seconded. Even the dog biscuits sound amazing.
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Thirded. Can we all be one big happy family? |
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