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Old 11-16-2012, 06:02 PM   #51
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I'm black so the pink has a non-threatening glowing enviting look on me! As stated by research.
Sorry man, but you're going to look like a bag of Licorice Allsorts.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:03 PM   #52
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i think the fact that you're probably the only black guy at your college who's never touched a boob before is non-threatening enough.

if you wouldn't normally wear it anyway, don't wear it for this unsuspecting hapless young lass.

don't pretend to be that which you're not.


Hey, who says I've never touched a boob? I had a girlfriend back in HS, although that was three years ago.

I just never approach girls I wait till they come to me. It happens from time to time. My HS girlfriend was the one to ask me out.

This girl I asked out was worth going out of my comfort zone for. If you could see her you would know why, tall flowing red hair. She's brilliant to talk to; she plays the cello better than yo-yo-ma, sheís smart, smarter than me. Letís just say tonight better fucking go well.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:08 PM   #53
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is "here comes lunch!" still acceptable? it's been a while since i've been on the dating scene
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Only in certain northern states and some parts of Canada.

The women there don't really like it, they're just used to it.
I've never heard that before. I would have thought the guy was going to throw up on me...

A redhead, huh? Beware the crazy factor
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:11 PM   #54
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Letís just say tonight better fucking go well.
dude, what the actual fuck?
two minutes ago you too sheepish to even pick out a god damn shirt to wear, and now you're billy badass?

i fear for this girl
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:11 PM   #55
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Pink isn't just for girls, and cricket isn't just for guys.
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Michael Clarke. Pup. I don't like him. Good on him for donning the pink though.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:12 PM   #56
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1. Look she's not better than Yo Yo MA, itís not possible. Don't put her on a pedestal.
2. Pink should be fine
3. What time is this thing? DONĒT BE LATE! If youíre picking her up get there early. If youíre meeting her somewhere get there early.
4. Oh if you havenít yet. Do some opposition research on the girl. Find out everything you can.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:13 PM   #57
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Sorry man, but you're going to look like a bag of Licorice Allsorts.
Ok.

That. was. fucking. funny

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Old 11-16-2012, 06:14 PM   #58
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I've never heard that before. I would have thought the guy was going to throw up on me...

A redhead, huh? Beware the crazy factor
Women with poor judgment hear it quite a lot.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:15 PM   #59
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1. Look she's not better than Yo Yo MA, itís not possible. Don't put her on a pedestal.
2. Pink should be fine
3. What time is this thing? DONĒT BE LATE! If youíre picking her up get there early. If youíre meeting her somewhere get there early.
4. Oh if you havenít yet. Do some opposition research on the girl. Find out everything you can.
I'm going to call Walgreen's and tell them to stop selling you cough syrup.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:15 PM   #60
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dude, what the actual fuck?
two minutes ago you too sheepish to even pick out a god damn shirt to wear, and now you're billy badass?

i fear for this girl
I'm a gentle soul. my heads just all over the place. I just need to be calm everything will be ok.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:17 PM   #61
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I'm going to call Walgreen's and tell them to stop selling you cough syrup.
You know. What the fuck is wrong with that guy??? Research the girl, how are you married???

Well I'm outie!! Peace!
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:22 PM   #62
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You know. What the fuck is wrong with that guy??? Research the girl, how are you married???
Sounds stalkerish for sure! Don't be a stalker.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:23 PM   #63
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You know. What the fuck is wrong with that guy??? Research the girl, how are you married???
I'm currently "researching" Jessica Alba.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:32 PM   #64
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Look I'm a realist. Where blobfish is just godamned joke. Saying that I miss talking with him.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:36 PM   #65
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:37 PM   #66
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Look I'm a realist. Where blobfish is just godamned joke. Saying that I miss talking with him.
You are a fucking wackadoodle, fellow.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:40 PM   #67
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:53 PM   #68
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Now that whatís his face has left for his supposed date. Letís makes bets.

How do you think itíll go?

I think this will be the first and last date. His description of the girl, sounds to be good to be true, and if it it, sheís too good for him!
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Old 11-17-2012, 02:15 AM   #69
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I'm black so the pink has a non-threatening glowing enviting look on me! As stated by research.
Your team always dress like French clowns.
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Old 11-17-2012, 10:35 AM   #70
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Whip your cock out and start playing with it.

Chicks really dig that.
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Old 11-17-2012, 10:52 AM   #71
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Pink isn't just for girls, and cricket isn't just for guys.
The McGrath Foundation doing great things.

Michael Clarke. Pup. I don't like him. Good on him for donning the pink though.
Always did like Glenn McGrath. Ponting, however...
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Old 11-17-2012, 10:55 AM   #72
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I don't like pink on men.

Dunno why.

I really don't like any of the girly colors on males.
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Old 11-17-2012, 12:20 PM   #73
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Dunno why.

I really don't like any of the girly colors on males.
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Old 11-17-2012, 01:51 PM   #74
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So not going into the details, but it went late and where going to see Skyfall tmrw. FUCK U LOQUEER U OLD SOB!
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So not going into the details, but it went late and where going to see Skyfall tmrw. FUCK U LOQUEER U OLD SOB!
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