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Old 11-16-2012, 03:40 PM   #1
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Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.

What do I do now?

What do I talk about?

She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:43 PM   #2
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Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.

What do I do now?

What do I talk about?

She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
By the sounds of it...you'd better smoke a little pot or have a shot of whiskey beforehand Sure, ask her about Montana...it's a good way to break the ice. And just relax ! She said yes !
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:44 PM   #3
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Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.

What do I do now?

What do I talk about?

She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
Tell her that she would rank a solid Montana 8, or a 5 based on nationwide standards.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:48 PM   #4
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Memorize the principal imports and exports of Montana and impress her with your knowledge as a conversation starter.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:48 PM   #5
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I thought this would be about taking Dear Abby or Ann Landers to a movie.

They're both dead,
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:53 PM   #6
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Chill out. WenMontana girls tend to be laid back and friendly.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:53 PM   #7
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:54 PM   #8
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Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.

What do I do now?

What do I talk about?

She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
take a shower
wear clean clothes
brush your goddamn teeth
pay for everything
ask her questions, and actually listen to her answers

oh and warn her before you cum.
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:56 PM   #9
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Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.

What do I do now?

What do I talk about?

She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
Talk about Washington's Monument.

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh...

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Old 11-16-2012, 04:00 PM   #10
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:10 PM   #11
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While reading the "American Women for Dummies."
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My beloved is perfect. He is strong, smart, well read, can & will do anything, tender, and totally adores me. The only thing that could make him better is if he was freak'n wealthy beyond words.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:23 PM   #12
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oh and warn her before you cum.
That takes all the fun out of it.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:28 PM   #13
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Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.

What do I do now?

What do I talk about?

She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
*smile*

A lot of the above and:

Don't stamp on her feet while dancing.
Open doors for her.
Don't ruin her blouse, or dress.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:28 PM   #14
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That takes all the fun out of it.
It's all in the phrasing. "You're going to make me cum!" is always a winner.
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My beloved is perfect. He is strong, smart, well read, can & will do anything, tender, and totally adores me. The only thing that could make him better is if he was freak'n wealthy beyond words.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:30 PM   #15
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It's all in the phrasing. "You're going to make me cum!" is always a winner.
is "here comes lunch!" still acceptable? it's been a while since i've been on the dating scene
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:32 PM   #16
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Will there be food?

Then don't chew with your mouth open.
Don't talk with food in your mouth.
Don't splatter food around.
The same for drinking.

Will there be alcohol?
Then don't drink to much.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:34 PM   #17
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Will there be food?

Then don't chew with your mouth open.
Don't talk with food in your mouth.
Don't splatter food around.
The same for drinking.

Will there be alcohol?
Then don't drink to much.
to this i'll add:

if it looks like the date is fizzling, if she's not having any fun, then pull out the hail mary: tequila shots!
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:34 PM   #18
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Buy flowers, Bitterroot is the state flower of Montana, so get those. I didn’t see what Blobfish said just do the opposite of what that shit whole says.

Don't jackoff before the, date, don't memorize facts about Montana.
Ask her about herself about herself. Compliment her, her shoes, her hair, her breath, her eye, her hair. Tell her how beautiful she looks.
Hold the door for her, stand when she stands. Always remember she’s in charge.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:37 PM   #19
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to this i'll add:

if it looks like the date is fizzling, if she's not having any fun, then pull out the hail mary: tequila shots!
But not to much!
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Buy flowers, Bitterroot is the state flower of Montana, so get those. I didn’t see what Blobfish said just do the opposite of what that shit whole says.

Don't jackoff before the, date, don't memorize facts about Montana.
Ask her about herself about herself. Compliment her, her shoes, her hair, her breath, her eye, her hair. Tell her how beautiful she looks.
Hold the door for her, stand when she stands. Always remember she’s in charge.
Did you just call me a shit whole?

IT'S ON, BITCH!
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:39 PM   #21
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But not to much!
quite right.
usually it only takes 4 or 5 for successful removal of panties.
any more than that, and you're going to end up cleaning puke off the floor of your mazda
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:43 PM   #22
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Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.

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She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
You have fun! Make conversation. Smile. Talk about stuff. Have a laugh.
Relax and be yourself. Be a friend.
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:47 PM   #23
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WHAT EVER YOU DON'T BRING DRUGS OR DO DRUGS. If she does drugs she's not the girl for you. Are you over 21 if yes feel free to drink alcohol, bring a condom just in case. I mean it's the first date so nothing gonna happen but, what I learned in law school is always prepared.
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WHAT EVER YOU DON'T BRING DRUGS OR DO DRUGS. If she does drugs she's not the girl for you. Are you over 21 if yes feel free to drink alcohol, bring a condom just in case. I mean it's the first date so nothing gonna happen but, what I learned in law school is always prepared.
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WHAT EVER YOU DON'T BRING DRUGS OR DO DRUGS. If she does drugs she's not the girl for you. Are you over 21 if yes feel free to drink alcohol, bring a condom just in case. I mean it's the first date so nothing gonna happen but, what I learned in law school is always prepared.
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