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Old 11-15-2012, 03:24 PM   #51
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French hate English people too. Americans think French hate Americans, but they really don't, at least not anymore than anybody who isn't American hates us. They do hate the English with a passion.
I don't mind the French and have a grudging admiration of them even though they do fuck us over the EU most of the time. I've never ever had a problem in France even the Parisiens were great.

I don't like the Jocks though. The whining bastards get me down even though I really enjoy a single malt or two.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:27 PM   #52
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Yes. I carry 11 guns with me at all times and all my clothes are disposable and I drive three gas guzzling SUVs.

Just kidding. I only have 9 guns.
Actually those look more like cannons.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:31 PM   #53
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Canada, our northern neighbour, is actually south of me. It's kind of a pain in the ass. I keep getting Canadian change somehow but no one will take it back. And no I don't live in Alaska.
Your in Pt. Roberts?
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:34 PM   #54
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I like hockey.

I wear toques.

I'm nice.

I club baby seals.

Yes. I fit the stereotype.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:35 PM   #55
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I looked up 'stereotypical Australian woman' and got 7 different descriptions.
I fit some parts of each description, and don't fit other parts.
So - a little, is my answer
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:42 PM   #56
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I have plaid shirts

I like Ice Hockey

I Don't say Eh

I like Poutine

I like Coffee just not Starbucks

I like Tea Indian

I like Pabst Blue Ribbon

I like CFL football

I used to like NFL but it got too bloated
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:44 PM   #57
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i'm about 2 feet taller than most mexicans, and speak about 95% less spanish, so no i don't fit the stereotype.

but i do love me some tequila
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:47 PM   #58
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Your in Pt. Roberts?
No. I am about to add more guns to my collection though. Damn us Americans and our love of booms.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:48 PM   #59
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Detroit.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:49 PM   #60
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Stubbie shorts, thongs, gold chain and beer in hand?

Well, yeah.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:51 PM   #61
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My hair is naturally big when not under control.

My butt is round, but that comes from my heritage of another country.

I drive one car, and can get gas to last two weeks.

I hate to shop.

I prefer a more sustainable living by eating off the land and what I can grow.

My indulgence: good chocolate and being somewhere above 70 degrees at least once a year.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:53 PM   #62
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I like the Brits and the frogs. Good beer from the former, Champagne from the latter. I will note that the Brits rarely turn down a glass of champers even as they curse the frog who made it. And you can't swing a dead cat on the Left Bank without hitting someone from old Blighty looking for his first good meal in a month of Sundays.

As for Yank stereotypes, I have no gun, no truck, no beer belly, and don't wear sneaks. But I'm a Yank
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:54 PM   #63
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Detroit.
Bout a stones throw. I can Damn near see Canada from my house
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:54 PM   #64
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I don't own a gun, I prefer edged weapons.
I hate reality tv.
I hate bacon.
I don't weigh a ton.
I do like coffee.

So no.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:59 PM   #65
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I own (and occasionally wear) a béret.

Selecting a wine by its variety is a form of barbarism.


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Old 11-15-2012, 04:03 PM   #66
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I own (and occasionally wear) a béret.

Selecting a wine by its variety is a form of barbarism.


i select the prettiest bottle.

yes. really.
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Old 11-15-2012, 04:06 PM   #67
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I'm not fat, although I could drop a stone I suppose.

I like NASCAR, but I like all sports.

I don't drink or own any guns; although in my youth I drank like a fish and grew up with guns.

I like TV.

What are other yank stereotypes? ...

I travel extensively, but am rather quiet and seldom have a camera; so the obnoxious American tourist doesn't fit.

While my passport may say, "United States of America" I'm Appalachian. The occupying oppressors won't let us issue our own documents.


ETA: I don't care a whole lot about God or any of that god-fearing stuff.
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Old 11-15-2012, 04:14 PM   #68
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Yes, I need to lose more weight.

I love sports.

I don't drive an SUV.

I don't own a gun.

What am I forgetting?
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Old 11-15-2012, 04:16 PM   #69
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Yes, I need to lose more weight.

I love sports.

I don't drive an SUV.

I don't own a gun.

What am I forgetting?
I forgot: I do drive an SUV that averages 12 mpg. But gas is dirt cheap so I don't care.
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Old 11-15-2012, 04:22 PM   #70
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I'm chubby

I drive a huge SUV with a very large engine

I don't ever use a credit card

I don't shop incessantly

I volunteer a lot of my time

I work a lot

I've only been married once and probably will never be again

I've never used any government assistance

So...maybe?
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Old 11-15-2012, 04:37 PM   #71
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A Norwegian friend of mine told me that most Norwegians think that Americans resemble Jaba the Hut. I don't.
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Old 11-15-2012, 04:41 PM   #72
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I don’t own a bowler hat, a pinstriped suit or a black umbrella.
I don’t read the times
I don’t like cricket
I don’t eat fish
I prefer coffee to tea
I like the French and French wine in particular

But….

I am reserved
Self-depreciating
Like beer
Like chips
Like football and rugby.

You decide.

Woof!
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Old 11-15-2012, 04:45 PM   #73
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I'm a French/Dutch/English/Irish/German/Italian straight blood line thoroughbred. I'm always amazed that in this age anybody can be any one heritage or national stereotype.

But, to answer your question, yes, I fit the stereotype perfectly: Irresistably sexy old fart.
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Old 11-15-2012, 04:50 PM   #74
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I'm a French/Dutch/English/Irish/German/Italian straight blood line thoroughbred. I'm always amazed that in this age anybody can be any one heritage or national stereotype.

But, to answer your question, yes, I fit the stereotype perfectly: Irresistably sexy old fart.
And too stupid to understand the question, apparently.


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Old 11-15-2012, 04:50 PM   #75
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i'm emotionally repressed, i drink tea and i hate the french.
but i have decent teeth and i think football & cricket are dumb.
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