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Old 11-14-2012, 11:23 PM   #1
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do you fit your national stereotype?

i'm emotionally repressed, i drink tea and i hate the french.
but i have decent teeth and i think football & cricket are dumb.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:24 PM   #2
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I don't fit any stereotype.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:24 PM   #3
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I don't fit any stereotype.
your teeth do.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:25 PM   #4
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and you drink tea & watch cricket.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:25 PM   #5
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and insult the french.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:25 PM   #6
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and you drink tea & watch cricket.
I also drink wine and watch opera.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:26 PM   #7
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and insult the french.
Everyone insults the French.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:27 PM   #8
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I don't know if I fit the stereotype or not.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:29 PM   #9
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I also drink wine and watch opera.
as opposed to whining and watching oprah.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:31 PM   #10
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Everyone insults the French.
Yeah, but for some countries it's almost a national sport.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:32 PM   #11
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I'm not sure. What is the current American sterotype right now?
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:32 PM   #12
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Nope. I most certainly do not.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:33 PM   #13
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Yeah, but for some countries it's almost a national sport.
If you think the brits and yanks are bad, try spending some time in Belgium.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:34 PM   #14
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Yes. I carry 11 guns with me at all times and all my clothes are disposable and I drive three gas guzzling SUVs.

Just kidding. I only have 9 guns.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:35 PM   #15
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Yes. I carry 11 guns with me at all times and all my clothes are disposable and I drive three gas guzzling SUVs.

Just kidding. I only have 9 guns.
Shame on you.

13 guns is average.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:35 PM   #16
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What this thread needs, is a description of national stereotypical traits.
And no - I'm on my tablet so google is my enemy.
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If you are in good health and averagely diligent about hygiene, you will have a herd of about one trillion bacteria grazing on your fleshy plains - about a hundred thousand of them on every square centimetre of skin. They are there to dine off the ten billion or so flakes of skin you shed every day, plus all the tasty oils and fortifying minerals that seep out from every pore and fissure. You are for them the ultimate buffet, with the convenience of warmth and constant mobility thrown in.
By way of thanks, they give you B.O.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:36 PM   #17
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Yes. I carry 11 guns with me at all times and all my clothes are disposable and I drive three gas guzzling SUVs.

Just kidding. I only have 9 guns.
drinking coffee by the pint, voting the way the bible tells you to and weighing half a ton?
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:37 PM   #18
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Shame on you.

13 guns is average.
I know. Srsly. At the last NRA meeting, which was held right after the last NASCAR rally, I was told by the Grand Wizard Poobah that I was under on my ammunition stockpile, too. There will be an inspection in my neighborhood next week.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:38 PM   #20
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drinking coffee by the pint, voting the way the bible tells you to and weighing half a ton?
You totally forgot to mention my big hair. The higher the bangs, the closer to The Lord.
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drinking coffee by the pint, voting the way the bible tells you to and weighing half a ton?
Would that be half a metric tonne, or the other kind?
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I know. Srsly. At the last NRA meeting, which was held right after the last NASCAR rally, I was told by the Grand Wizard Poobah that I was under on my ammunition stockpile, too. There will be an inspection in my neighborhood next week.
Get on it lady, before the commies come and get us all.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:40 PM   #23
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You totally forgot to mention my big hair. The higher the bangs, the closer to The Lord.
I totally heard that last sentence in Sheldon's mom's voice.
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:41 PM   #24
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Let's see...I work in a factory and drive a jeep. I'm in decent shape and love baseball and hockey(fuck both kinds of football) and own a few guns. Oh and can't Stand NASCAR either.

Am I a stereotypical American?
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Old 11-14-2012, 11:43 PM   #25
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Not really.

I don't drink Molsons Canadian or watch ice hockey. I haven't worn plaid in yonks nor picked up a chain saw in a dogs age.

I have an unregistered firearm in my home so in that respect I'm a Canuck...
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