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05-03-2011, 07:33 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
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Losing the Election Sucks
It is late at night at campaign headquarters. The candidate lost. hours ago, gave the concession speech and left.
Two volunteers are left cleaning up. Strangers a month ago, they have worked long and hard.
He says to she "losing sucks"...
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05-03-2011, 09:19 AM
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Really Experienced
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If your volunteers are Liberal faithful, it's gonna realllly suck. Alot of cheering up is gonna be needed!
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05-05-2011, 12:58 AM
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Dogma Whisperer
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How about the losing candidate is a second generation immigrant from China, and still has a bit of an accent. And when he says "losing the eLECtion," it comes out as "losing the eRECtion." Naturally, this piques her interest......
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05-05-2011, 04:38 AM
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Metal machine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnevil9
How about the losing candidate is a second generation immigrant from China, and still has a bit of an accent. And when he says "losing the eLECtion," it comes out as "losing the eRECtion." Naturally, this piques her interest......
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Pronouncing an L as an R is more a Japanese thing (although it's kinda hard to tell a Chinese and Japanese person apart from looks alone).
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05-05-2011, 07:14 PM
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it could also be like: the candidate was sure he would win. So now after the election, he is totally down. One of the volunteers (let's call her Monica) tries to cheer him up.
"Losing an election sucks. But then - I also suck - not on elections, but on erections ..."
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05-11-2011, 04:08 AM
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Experienced
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TV Interviewer to Chinese politician: "When did you last have an election?"
Reply from very surprised Chinese politician: "Before bleakfast."
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05-12-2011, 01:39 AM
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Dogma Whisperer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Great_Brit
TV Interviewer to Chinese politician: "When did you last have an election?"
Reply from very surprised Chinese politician: "Before bleakfast."
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Reminds me of the Japanese dude who went to see his optometrist.
Optometrist: "Well, Mr. Yamamoto, I'm afraid that you have a cataract."
Yamamoto: "No, I have Rincoln Continental!" |
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05-14-2011, 01:58 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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Last edited by want2_watchwife : 08-17-2011 at 12:54 AM.
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05-14-2011, 05:14 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhugs
It is late at night at campaign headquarters. The candidate lost. hours ago, gave the concession speech and left.
Two volunteers are left cleaning up. Strangers a month ago, they have worked long and hard.
He says to she "losing sucks"...
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Another storyline in a similar vein:
You have husband and wife involved in politics in some way - twist is that they are affiliated with opposite parties. They staunchly disagree on most political issues, but away from work, they love each other deeply and have somehow managed to find a way to keep their skin-deep differances from ruining their happy marriage.
In the lead up to the election, both are supporting opposing candidates. A little bet ensues between them where the supporter of whoever loses the election has to go down on the supporter of the winner (or some other sexual favor).
Election night: - after the results come in, the winner's supporter is overjoyed and is about to claim their "winnings", but after looking over at their spouse, who is genuinely downhearted that the candidate they really believe in lost, the winning spouse decides to forfeit the bet and instead goes down on their spouse, because they know that they really need some cheering up right now.
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05-15-2011, 04:26 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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05-15-2011, 10:02 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Last edited by want2_watchwife : 08-17-2011 at 12:58 AM.
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05-15-2011, 11:39 PM
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Literotica Guru
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I read your story at the point when you had stopped for an interruption and then again now. I'm impressed with how quickly you can set up a scene and character. It had great tension built up on the first go-round. |
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05-16-2011, 11:04 AM
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Fuck Off
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Bumping for commentary on my now finished masterpiece |
What "masterpiece"? You have no stories at Lit. See? |
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05-16-2011, 11:29 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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05-16-2011, 02:29 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sirhugs
It is late at night at campaign headquarters. The candidate lost. hours ago, gave the concession speech and left.
Two volunteers are left cleaning up. Strangers a month ago, they have worked long and hard.
He says to she "losing sucks"...
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I'm sure that there are many hook-ups, long hours and some times living in a dorm room as many of the political leaders abuse interns.
this got me thinking about the tv show "the good wife" as the main characters as Will is about to do her
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05-16-2011, 02:38 PM
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Literotica Guru
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what if the husband and wife will do anything  , to win? 
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Originally Posted by mythtrav16
Another storyline in a similar vein:
You have husband and wife involved in politics in some way - twist is that they are affiliated with opposite parties. They staunchly disagree on most political issues, but away from work, they love each other deeply and have somehow managed to find a way to keep their skin-deep differances from ruining their happy marriage.
In the lead up to the election, both are supporting opposing candidates. A little bet ensues between them where the supporter of whoever loses the election has to go down on the supporter of the winner (or some other sexual favor).
Election night: - after the results come in, the winner's supporter is overjoyed and is about to claim their "winnings", but after looking over at their spouse, who is genuinely downhearted that the candidate they really believe in lost, the winning spouse decides to forfeit the bet and instead goes down on their spouse, because they know that they really need some cheering up right now.
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11-14-2012, 05:45 PM
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Jahansuz
MatthewVett is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PerilEyes
If your volunteers are Liberal faithful, it's gonna realllly suck. Alot of cheering up is gonna be needed!
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Oh, how hilarious this is nowadays... Did anyone ever end up writing it? It can be a lot more accurate now, after all. |
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