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11-13-2012, 07:27 PM
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Barefoot sage
gypsy*seer is offline
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Originally Posted by seela
I'm not pregnant.
(Trying to have a positive outlook on menstruation is really, really difficult.)
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Early menopause DOES have an upside.....just sayin'
 
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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11-13-2012, 11:39 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Originally Posted by graceanne
Depends on my mood and who's in the car. All the kids have some of their stuff on my playlist, and then I usually put it on shuffle. We have some phineas and ferb (for my son) and averil lavigne (for my oldest) and some phantom of the opera (for my other daughter) and for me we have heart and lynard skynard and reba mcentire and van halen and jeremy camp and def leppard and metallica and newsboys and miranda lambert .... well, everything I can fit. lol I only have three gigs. *sigh* I have 12 gigs on my computer of music, but I really can't afford that big of a memory chip so I change what's on it every few months.
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"KGRA: the best of the 70s, 80s... and today. And some Disney. And also Broadway."
It's catchy.
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
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This is good. Frogs are an indicator species of environmental health!
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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11-13-2012, 11:43 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
This is good. Frogs are an indicator species of environmental health!
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He's a very happy, bug eyed frog so I think hes a very healthy frog.
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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11-14-2012, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
"KGRA: the best of the 70s, 80s... and today. And some Disney. And also Broadway."
It's catchy.
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I usually tell people I listen to everything but rap - and that's cause rap makes me want to run my car into buildings in the most violent way I can think of. Anything to make it STOP. 
I forgot to mention I have a pretty good selection of Beethoven, Bach, and Tchaikovsky. We listen to that mostly when the kids are wired and need some helping zoning out. Studies have shown that classical music is beneficial to kids on the autism spectrum, and I can tell you it's almost a drug for my son. He can go from literally climbing walls (I'm not exaggerating, he climbs walls) to sitting on the couch, zoning out, looking dazed with the help of some moonlight sonata, fur elise, or canon in d.
Anyway, I listen to literally everything but rap.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
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11-14-2012, 12:49 AM
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This is good. Frogs are an indicator species of environmental health! |
Then my environment is very healthy. There's enough frogs around here that they get suicidal and jump in front of speeding cars. I try to dodge them, but I think I've missed a couple of times.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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11-14-2012, 01:13 AM
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THE MFing Princess ;)
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My sweet little girl with her head bowed saying bedtime prayers with her Daddy, having him tuck her in like a burrito and after he goes, telling me "I love my Daddy"
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Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves."
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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11-14-2012, 02:23 AM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
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Congrats! Celebrate with a stiff drink and some meth!
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I celebrated with Laphroaig and codeine. And crying and walking around the lake at 1am in the hopes of a spree killer hiding in the bushes and stabbing me. Didn't work that way.
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Originally Posted by gypsy*seer
Early menopause DOES have an upside.....just sayin'
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I'm so rooting for one. Or maybe J just needs to get me spayed.
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11-14-2012, 07:41 AM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
He's a very happy, bug eyed frog so I think hes a very healthy frog.
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I know a woman who has serious, serious bugeyes, runs a lot, too - and I never put that together.
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Originally Posted by graceanne
Then my environment is very healthy. There's enough frogs around here that they get suicidal and jump in front of speeding cars. I try to dodge them, but I think I've missed a couple of times.
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I used to have a great bullfrog to serenade me on summer nights. He's gone now. Sometimes I picture him on the road, with a guitar and a backpack.
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Originally Posted by graceanne
I usually tell people I listen to everything but rap - and that's cause rap makes me want to run my car into buildings in the most violent way I can think of. Anything to make it STOP.
I forgot to mention I have a pretty good selection of Beethoven, Bach, and Tchaikovsky. We listen to that mostly when the kids are wired and need some helping zoning out. Studies have shown that classical music is beneficial to kids on the autism spectrum, and I can tell you it's almost a drug for my son. He can go from literally climbing walls (I'm not exaggerating, he climbs walls) to sitting on the couch, zoning out, looking dazed with the help of some moonlight sonata, fur elise, or canon in d.
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Hmmm. Interesting. It's that dramatic?? I had no idea about classical music and autism.
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Originally Posted by sereneone4u
My sweet little girl with her head bowed saying bedtime prayers with her Daddy, having him tuck her in like a burrito and after he goes, telling me "I love my Daddy"
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sereneone sighting!!
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Originally Posted by seela
I celebrated with Laphroaig and codeine. And crying and walking around the lake at 1am in the hopes of a spree killer hiding in the bushes and stabbing me. Didn't work that way.
I'm so rooting for one. Or maybe J just needs to get me spayed.
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I am anti Seela-spree-killing.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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11-14-2012, 07:43 AM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Top ten new products you don't know about.
I want the biolight!
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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11-14-2012, 09:57 AM
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Assume the position!
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Top ten new products you don't know about.
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I like the concept of the charge-while-parking umbrella, the lazy glasses, and the rear view mirror, though I had one very similar to that on my taxi back in the late 70s and early 80s.
The "secret drawer" is *old.* That's been around for a lot of years. The baby dustmop has been around, too, but that's just sick. They wouldn't do an even job, and thus the wax job would be streaky and spotty.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-14-2012, 10:37 AM
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Assume the position!
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From Travel + Leisure magazine, "World's Funniest Signs:"
Ireland
I'm not sure where this pic is (the article doesn't say), but read *all* the signs...
I want a farm like this.
Why would... oh, never mind.
Yeah, you *know* my mind went in several directions with this one.
There *has* to be a better way to phrase this... doesn't there?
I hope the license requirements are stiff.
This needs to be in (a LOT) more men's rooms.
Oyyyyyyyy....
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-14-2012, 11:49 AM
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Assume the position!
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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11-14-2012, 01:27 PM
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Perv on!
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
This is good. Frogs are an indicator species of environmental health!
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By this measure, the movie Magnolia was healthy.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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11-14-2012, 01:32 PM
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Perv on!
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
Top ten new products you don't know about.
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I've had a hand-cranked apple peeler for thirty years. It's a copy of an old Shaker design that goes back to the nineteenth century. It looks like this:
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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11-14-2012, 01:56 PM
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Really Experienced
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On line this morning, was told how I should touch myself. It did more than put a smile on my face.
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11-14-2012, 03:21 PM
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Experienced
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I woke up and was alive this morning, in good health and able body. That always makes for a good day.
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11-14-2012, 03:26 PM
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Keroin is online now
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SUCK IT, SECOND DRAFT! YOU DID NOT DEFEAT ME!!!
*roars and beats chest*
And now, on to the third draft.
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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11-14-2012, 03:52 PM
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I become irritable and cranky when grading papers that are badly written. I'm still haunted by this paper on legalizing marijuana. I'll preface this by saying simply that spellcheck is not always your friend.
Her paper on the legalization of cannabis became cannibalism. Did you know small amounts of cannibalism is legal for medical use in California? I commented: "So what is that exactly... a toe or a finger?"
It wasn't just one correction. All of the uses of cannabis became cannibalism.
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I've got a chip on my shoulder and a halo on my head,
I'm an angel with an attitude and my favorite color is red.
The Diddy Bop Sisters
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11-14-2012, 04:04 PM
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Experienced
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I become irritable and cranky when grading papers that are badly written. I'm still haunted by this paper on legalizing marijuana. I'll preface this by saying simply that spellcheck is not always your friend.
Her paper on the legalization of cannabis became cannibalism. Did you know small amounts of cannibalism is legal for medical use in California? I commented: "So what is that exactly... a toe or a finger?"
It wasn't just one correction. All of the uses of cannabis became cannibalism.
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That is a hilarious thing. Like, sounds way more funny than the original paper would have.
Also, ten bucks says she was high
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11-14-2012, 06:41 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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Top ten new products you don't know about.
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Wow! That is kinda hot, DGE... And it's green! Perfect! Hmmm. Maybe it is time to head to the mall for some big buckled red veleveted lap time and offer up an honest discussion about all things naughty and nice from 2012. 'Tis the season, right? |
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11-14-2012, 06:44 PM
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Perv on!
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Wow! That is kinda hot, DGE... And it's green! Perfect! Hmmm. Maybe it is time to head to the mall for some big buckled red veleveted lap time and offer up an honest discussion about all things naughty and nice from 2012. 'Tis the season, right?
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Indeed, but from where will you dredge up enough "nice" to warrant a biolight? 
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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11-14-2012, 10:28 PM
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shifting my paradigms
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The seagulls wanted to snatch our food. My son ran around yelling at them to fly away. One bird flew to one end, my son followed, the bird flew back to his original position. My son followed. Bird and child followed this pattern for about 10 min. I laughed the whole time it was too funny to stop.
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11-14-2012, 11:46 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
I like the concept of the charge-while-parking umbrella, the lazy glasses, and the rear view mirror, though I had one very similar to that on my taxi back in the late 70s and early 80s.
The "secret drawer" is *old.* That's been around for a lot of years. The baby dustmop has been around, too, but that's just sick. They wouldn't do an even job, and thus the wax job would be streaky and spotty.
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I was thinking the rearview mirror COULDN'T be "new." Could it? But, oh, the baby dustmop would be a great gift. Reminds me of a Roomba, but slobberier.
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By this measure, the movie Magnolia was healthy.
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So is a TCU game.
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
I've had a hand-cranked apple peeler for thirty years. It's a copy of an old Shaker design that goes back to the nineteenth century. It looks like this:
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Nifty! So why is that on there?? Maybe they should have listed that revolutionary new "thresher."
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Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali
Wow! That is kinda hot, DGE... And it's green! Perfect! Hmmm. Maybe it is time to head to the mall for some big buckled red veleveted lap time and offer up an honest discussion about all things naughty and nice from 2012. 'Tis the season, right?
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Let the Christmas sexytime begin.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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11-15-2012, 12:09 AM
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SpoiledRedhead is offline
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A friend posted this on another site I frequent:
"Everytime i hear someone say.."I wear my heart on my sleeve"...i just want to pin them down, whip out my junk and say.."I wear my balls on your chin"
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11-15-2012, 07:25 AM
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Barefoot sage
gypsy*seer is offline
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Originally Posted by midwestyankee
I've had a hand-cranked apple peeler for thirty years. It's a copy of an old Shaker design that goes back to the nineteenth century. It looks like this:
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Hey! I just sold one of these at my shop! (antiques, collectibles, and weirdly-wonderful stuff...) Everything old IS new again, I guess!
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