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11-11-2012, 07:21 AM
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#3676
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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I can't wait to go back to work.
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11-11-2012, 08:36 AM
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thread killah
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Originally Posted by sweepthefloor
I can't wait to go back to work.
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doctor hotness scheduled to work today?  |
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11-11-2012, 09:23 AM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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Originally Posted by pete1968
doctor hotness scheduled to work today? |
I am back tomorrow. No doctor hottness on call. I just want to be lost in the lines, control, and perfect order of things. I want to be titrating to effect, log-rolling with the girls, and putting on fresh top-sheets. I want to look at the room at the end of the day and think: they might be dead in the bed, but the room looks good, the mouths are clean, and the floor is spotless. |
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11-11-2012, 09:29 AM
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Literotica Guru
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I need to make a titration gizmo for cc'ing combustion chambers.
I just thought I'd share that tidbit.
And note that spell checker wants to change "titration" to "tit ration" . . . which I could probably also use 
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11-11-2012, 10:05 AM
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I like pens.
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I learned early on how to anticipate the needs of others. I had very special training for that, and is the reason I make a great nurse. I won't ever forget that.
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11-11-2012, 10:07 AM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wat_Tyler
I need to make a titration gizmo for cc'ing combustion chambers.
I just thought I'd share that tidbit.
And note that spell checker wants to change "titration" to "tit ration" . . . which I could probably also use |
I wouldn't mind blowing up some stuff today. |
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11-11-2012, 10:16 AM
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GB Moderator
Byron In Exile is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sweepthefloor
I learned early on how to anticipate the needs of others. I had very special training for that, and is the reason I make a great nurse. I won't ever forget that.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sweepthefloor
I wouldn't mind blowing up some stuff today.
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These comments are evidence of why you're a great nurse and a great person at the same time.
Wanna rob a bank? |
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11-11-2012, 10:27 AM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Byron In Exile
These comments are evidence of why you're a great nurse and a great person at the same time.
Wanna rob a bank?
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My Father used to want us to build our own helicopter, so that we could rob a bank and get away. He also wanted a pet monkey.
Let's do it. |
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11-13-2012, 09:03 PM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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Honey! I am home! I mean seriously?
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11-13-2012, 09:04 PM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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I'll have a nurse for me please, with a clean sheet, and lotion.
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11-13-2012, 09:05 PM
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I like pens.
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We all walked out into the dark back lot together. I went first and said: Don't worry, I will cut someone if we get jumped by criminals.
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11-17-2012, 08:39 AM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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LeForte III
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11-17-2012, 06:57 PM
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Are there mistakes that are beyond redemption?
I fucked up, and I think I ruined a relationship that I valued a lot.
Which has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
I'm sorry.
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11-17-2012, 08:21 PM
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Really Experienced
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Depends on how much work people want to go through. Trust is a hard thing to rebuild.
The one that loves least controls the relationship.
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11-17-2012, 08:51 PM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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You are a human being.
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11-18-2012, 02:14 PM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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I'm the ICU holding in the ER nurse. It's out of control.
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11-18-2012, 02:15 PM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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At least they let me go to lunch.
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11-18-2012, 02:36 PM
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It is 14 kinds of fucked that neither you nor they actually know what they've got on their hands with you.
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11-18-2012, 04:43 PM
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Our "palliative" patient, as it turns out, is recovering. Time to move back to active treatment. First he needs to get off the morphine pump and on to sustained-release oral morphine. Except he's NPO, and has a MiniOne gastrostomy. The morphine is getting stuck in the extender tube, it's too big to get through the 90 degree bend in the tube. I walk into the room to tell the RN about something else, and find her, another RN, both LPNs, two pharmacists, a pharm intern, two attendings and the resident all standing over the patient trying to figure this out. I look at the patient and say, "What about a bolus extender? No bend for the med to get stuck in." Ten pairs of eyes turn and stare at me like I'm from another planet, and one of the nurses runs off to get one.
Ten minutes later I come back from break and I'm everybody's new best friend. Turns out it worked. One of the attendings even bought me lunch in the cafeteria.
A good way to start a week's vacation.
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11-18-2012, 10:00 PM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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It's good to speak! I am happy for you.  |
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11-18-2012, 10:43 PM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cleaver
It is 14 kinds of fucked that neither you nor they actually know what they've got on their hands with you.
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I went and sprinkled my ICU nursing dust on that ER.
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11-18-2012, 10:44 PM
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I love your kissy-face!
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11-18-2012, 10:47 PM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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Thank you! You don't think I look ridiculous? Do I look like a wax figure?
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11-18-2012, 10:49 PM
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I like pens.
sweepthefloor is offline
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The ER had to be the dirtiest place in the whole hospital.
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11-18-2012, 11:27 PM
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I am not easy...
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Quote:
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Thank you! You don't think I look ridiculous? Do I look like a wax figure?
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No. You look very good.
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