Old 11-09-2012, 10:10 AM   #23726
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Banned for stealing Simone's batteries. Do you see what you've done to her? Do you?
Banned because no, no, I do not see what I'm doing to her.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:11 AM   #23727
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Banned for trying to do outdo 4V!

Banned for not taking a day off for her pussy. Don't you know she needs you?

Banned for stealing Simone's batteries. Do you see what you've done to her? Do you?
Banned for thinking my pussy needs batteries and for making me giggle and for being a Clitator...Oh you're just banned for pussy-punning fun...
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:12 AM   #23728
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Banned 'cos you're not close enough for me to hug you to bits!

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Old 11-09-2012, 10:18 AM   #23729
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:21 AM   #23730
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Banned for wanting to sentence SL to death by hugging.
Banned for not noticing the obvious typo in Don's post.

Hint: what rhymes with 'bits'?
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:23 AM   #23731
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banned for forgetting I never mistype!!!
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:24 AM   #23732
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Banned for thinking he typed three consecutive words with typos.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:28 AM   #23733
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Banned for being in love with a benign orthopedic surgeon .
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:29 AM   #23734
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banned for forgetting I never mistype!!!
Banned because I knew it was intentional.

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Old 11-09-2012, 10:30 AM   #23735
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Banned because all the orthopedic surgeons I know are male and I definitely do not swing that way.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:32 AM   #23736
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:40 AM   #23737
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:41 AM   #23738
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:43 AM   #23739
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:44 AM   #23740
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Banned for touching the crack in time.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:45 AM   #23741
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:47 AM   #23742
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Banned for not letting me see you breasts jiggle from the giggling.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:50 AM   #23743
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Banned for wearing high quality Bras but not getting her legs waxed in time.
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Banned for spending more recklessly than the last 4 US congresses.
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Old 11-09-2012, 11:08 AM   #23749
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