Old 11-09-2012, 10:10 AM   #23726
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Banned for stealing Simone's batteries. Do you see what you've done to her? Do you?
Banned because no, no, I do not see what I'm doing to her.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:11 AM   #23727
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Banned for trying to do outdo 4V!

Banned for not taking a day off for her pussy. Don't you know she needs you?

Banned for stealing Simone's batteries. Do you see what you've done to her? Do you?
Banned for thinking my pussy needs batteries and for making me giggle and for being a Clitator...Oh you're just banned for pussy-punning fun...
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:12 AM   #23728
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Banned for thinking my pussy needs batteries and for making me giggle and for being a Clitator...Oh you're just banned for pussy-punning fun...
Banned 'cos you're not close enough for me to hug you to bits!

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Old 11-09-2012, 10:18 AM   #23729
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Banned 'cos your not close enough for me to hug you to bits!
Banned for wanting to sentence SL to death by hugging.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:21 AM   #23730
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Banned for wanting to sentence SL to death by hugging.
Banned for not noticing the obvious typo in Don's post.

Hint: what rhymes with 'bits'?
 

Old 11-09-2012, 10:23 AM   #23731
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Banned for not noticing the obvious typo in Don's post.

Hint: what rhymes with 'bits'?
banned for forgetting I never mistype!!!
 

Old 11-09-2012, 10:24 AM   #23732
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Banned for not noticing the obvious typo in Don's post.

Hint: what rhymes with 'bits'?
Banned for thinking he typed three consecutive words with typos.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:28 AM   #23733
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Banned for thinking he typed three consecutive words with typos.
Banned for being in love with a benign orthopedic surgeon .
 

Old 11-09-2012, 10:29 AM   #23734
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banned for forgetting I never mistype!!!
Banned because I knew it was intentional.

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Banned for thinking he typed three consecutive words with typos.
Banned for 'noticing' typos that are not even there.
 

Old 11-09-2012, 10:30 AM   #23735
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Banned for being in love with a benign orthopedic surgeon .
Banned because all the orthopedic surgeons I know are male and I definitely do not swing that way.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:32 AM   #23736
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Banned because all the orthopedic surgeons I know are male and I definitely do not swing that way.
Banned for being a closet fairy .
 

Old 11-09-2012, 10:40 AM   #23737
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Banned for being a closet fairy .
Banned because people like you are driving up the amount of money I have to leave when a child puts a closet under their pillow.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:41 AM   #23738
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banned for a cracking reply!!
 

Old 11-09-2012, 10:43 AM   #23739
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Banned because people like you are driving up the amount of money I have to leave when a child puts a closet under their pillow.
Banned for messing up with children.



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banned for a cracking reply!!
Banned for never having been to Oxford .
 

Old 11-09-2012, 10:44 AM   #23740
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banned for a cracking reply!!
Banned for touching the crack in time.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:45 AM   #23741
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Banned for touching the crack in time.
Banned because that earlier reply was hilarious!
 

Old 11-09-2012, 10:47 AM   #23742
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Banned because that earlier reply was hilarious!
Banned for not letting me see you breasts jiggle from the giggling.
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Old 11-09-2012, 10:50 AM   #23743
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Banned for not letting me see you breasts jiggle from the giggling.
Banned for thinking I wear bad-quality bras.
 

Old 11-09-2012, 10:54 AM   #23744
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Banned for thinking I wear bad-quality bras.
Banned for thinking I think that you were wearing a bra at the time.
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Banned for thinking I wear bad-quality bras.
Banned for wearing high quality Bras but not getting her legs waxed in time.
 

Old 11-09-2012, 10:59 AM   #23746
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Banned for wearing high quality Bras but not getting her legs waxed in time.
Banned for thinking she doesn't have her leg care perfectly timed and budgeted.
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Banned for being stingy ;linking the waxing of these pretty legs to a budget
 

Old 11-09-2012, 11:06 AM   #23748
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Banned for being stingy ;linking the waxing of these pretty legs to a budget
Banned for spending more recklessly than the last 4 US congresses.
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Old 11-09-2012, 11:08 AM   #23749
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Banned for being on a roll!
 

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Banned for not voting for Sarah Palin in the last elections .
 
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