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11-04-2012, 10:28 AM
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Literotica Guru
Handley_Page is offline
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Yes gods I hate these bloody eBay "auto bidder" things.
I've missed three Motorola batteries.
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"Incident at Cemetery Junction"
" Pest Control"
" Mavis's Car Trip"
" Norman-the-dragon "
" Stacy & the Angel "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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11-04-2012, 09:29 PM
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#104952
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Dirty Old Man
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New glasses do such wonders for tired old eyes.  |
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11-05-2012, 04:16 PM
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your Ad goes here. $50/mo
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hope all you US voters get the president you want tomorrow (ie same one you have today)
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11-05-2012, 05:33 PM
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There is no R in my name
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Still lots of trees down blocking a bunch of roads between my home and office. Lots of stoplights without power too, making my commute ridiculous this morning. I am going to try to find a better route on the way home (hope I don't waste too much gasoline doing so).
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11-05-2012, 06:33 PM
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#104955
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Good little witch.
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Hm. When writing a story for the Romance category, perhaps the best ending is not "And then she shot him."
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A  from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
The good little witch writes naughty things.
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11-05-2012, 06:47 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by glynndah
Hm. When writing a story for the Romance category, perhaps the best ending is not "And then she shot him."
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No, that story goes in Loving wives. 
Or in my case the story opened with her stabbing her husband.  |
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11-05-2012, 06:59 PM
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Good little witch.
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Originally Posted by TxRad
No, that story goes in Loving wives.
Or in my case the story opened with her stabbing her husband. |
I think I need a bit of an attitude adjustment and some inspiration. That ending just popped into my head. It "fits" but I think I can find something a little better if I stare at the computer screen long enough.
I'm not brave enough to post in LW.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
The good little witch writes naughty things.
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11-05-2012, 07:04 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by glynndah
I think I need a bit of an attitude adjustment and some inspiration. That ending just popped into my head. It "fits" but I think I can find something a little better if I stare at the computer screen long enough.
I'm not brave enough to post in LW.
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Most of the time the first ending is the best ending.
As for LW's, just close the bubble up tight and take it through a car wash to get all the yuk off on the way home. |
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11-05-2012, 07:13 PM
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Good little witch.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TxRad
Most of the time the first ending is the best ending.
As for LW's, just close the bubble up tight and take it through a car wash to get all the yuk off on the way home. |
That's fine for the bubble, but some of that LW yuk gets into all sorts of places.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
The good little witch writes naughty things.
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11-05-2012, 07:21 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by glynndah
That's fine for the bubble, but some of that LW yuk gets into all sorts of places.
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As they say, no balls, no brownie points. 
Now that I think about it, exactly which they are they and why would they use balls and brownies in the same sentence?  |
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11-06-2012, 12:06 AM
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comeback kid
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I hope you found the peace that eluded you in life.
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11-06-2012, 04:50 AM
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Teasing Girl
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I'm here early today.
My work day is about to begin and I'll see you later.
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"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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11-06-2012, 09:28 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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The man or woman with nothing to lose is the most dangerous of all.
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11-07-2012, 07:14 PM
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Good little witch.
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The contents of one small packet of ketchup, when stepped on just right, can fly over the heads of a table full of kindergartners, with the exception of one small unlucky little boy who was in the "flight path", and spray the double doors of the lunch door with enough red splatters to require crime scene tape.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
The good little witch writes naughty things.
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11-07-2012, 07:24 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by glynndah
The contents of one small packet of ketchup, when stepped on just right, can fly over the heads of a table full of kindergartners, with the exception of one small unlucky little boy who was in the "flight path", and spray the double doors of the lunch door with enough red splatters to require crime scene tape.
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Ah - you rumbled the secret. Rare stuff that ketchup, ain't it
That must have been something to see. . . . .
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Handley Page
"Incident at Cemetery Junction"
" Pest Control"
" Mavis's Car Trip"
" Norman-the-dragon "
" Stacy & the Angel "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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11-07-2012, 07:25 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by glynndah
The contents of one small packet of ketchup, when stepped on just right, can fly over the heads of a table full of kindergartners, with the exception of one small unlucky little boy who was in the "flight path", and spray the double doors of the lunch door with enough red splatters to require crime scene tape.
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11-07-2012, 07:33 PM
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Good little witch.
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Quote:
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Ah - you rumbled the secret. Rare stuff that ketchup, ain't it
That must have been something to see. . . . .
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Oddly enough, in a cafeteria filled with about fifty kids and a handful of adults, no one saw a thing until someone looked up and noticed the doors. Even the kindergartner didn't know he was bespeckled.
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Crime scene tape, that's what the mustard is for. |
I'll suggest that to the custodian next time.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
The good little witch writes naughty things.
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11-07-2012, 08:40 PM
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Literotica Tofu
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Quote:
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The man or woman with nothing to lose is the most dangerous of all.
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I dont feel that dangerous
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And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables
~The Tick
You sir, are a meaniehead. ~ Vella
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11-07-2012, 08:46 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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I dont feel that dangerous |
Maybe you're feeling the wrong spot. |
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11-07-2012, 08:57 PM
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Literotica Tofu
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Quote:
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Maybe you're feeling the wrong spot. |
Wouldnt be the first time
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And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables
~The Tick
You sir, are a meaniehead. ~ Vella
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11-11-2012, 08:36 AM
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Too much red on Red?
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11-11-2012, 05:54 PM
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Paralyzer
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I do not understand my mother-in-law. In my family we all bring something to the meal and share. I offer to make the cake for my father-in-law's birthday. She agrees to make dinner. That was Friday. Today I talk to her and she won't make dinner unless I tell her what to make. I have no idea what you have in your cupboards! Fine. I'll bring the cake and I'll feed them dinner before I bring them over. What is my sister-in-law bringing? Nothing, and making no decisions either. So they are having dinner over there and we're expected to show up with the cake in an hour. It's like the Thanksgiving where she wasn't going to do anything unless my sister-in-law could come down. Thank God I'm not made to feel like a second tier child in my own family but I feel for my husband. Grrr.
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11-11-2012, 06:00 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
I do not understand my mother-in-law. In my family we all bring something to the meal and share. I offer to make the cake for my father-in-law's birthday. She agrees to make dinner. That was Friday. Today I talk to her and she won't make dinner unless I tell her what to make. I have no idea what you have in your cupboards! Fine. I'll bring the cake and I'll feed them dinner before I bring them over. What is my sister-in-law bringing? Nothing, and making no decisions either. So they are having dinner over there and we're expected to show up with the cake in an hour. It's like the Thanksgiving where she wasn't going to do anything unless my sister-in-law could come down. Thank God I'm not made to feel like a second tier child in my own family but I feel for my husband. Grrr.
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Show up with a box of cake mix and a can of frosting. |
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11-11-2012, 06:06 PM
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Paralyzer
MagicaPractica is offline
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Show up with a box of cake mix and a can of frosting. |
LOL I like that idea! Sadly I already made the chocolate cake from scratch with the homemade peanut butter frosting and decorated it. |
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11-12-2012, 08:15 AM
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Teasing Girl
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My cold is almost gone and I'm back to work tomorrow.
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