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Old 11-04-2012, 08:29 PM   #104952
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Old 11-05-2012, 03:16 PM   #104953
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Old 11-05-2012, 05:33 PM   #104955
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Old 11-05-2012, 05:47 PM   #104956
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Hm. When writing a story for the Romance category, perhaps the best ending is not "And then she shot him."

No, that story goes in Loving wives.

Or in my case the story opened with her stabbing her husband.
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Old 11-05-2012, 05:59 PM   #104957
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No, that story goes in Loving wives.

Or in my case the story opened with her stabbing her husband.
I think I need a bit of an attitude adjustment and some inspiration. That ending just popped into my head. It "fits" but I think I can find something a little better if I stare at the computer screen long enough.

I'm not brave enough to post in LW.
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I think I need a bit of an attitude adjustment and some inspiration. That ending just popped into my head. It "fits" but I think I can find something a little better if I stare at the computer screen long enough.

I'm not brave enough to post in LW.
Most of the time the first ending is the best ending.

As for LW's, just close the bubble up tight and take it through a car wash to get all the yuk off on the way home.
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Old 11-05-2012, 06:13 PM   #104959
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Most of the time the first ending is the best ending.

As for LW's, just close the bubble up tight and take it through a car wash to get all the yuk off on the way home.
That's fine for the bubble, but some of that LW yuk gets into all sorts of places.
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That's fine for the bubble, but some of that LW yuk gets into all sorts of places.
As they say, no balls, no brownie points.

Now that I think about it, exactly which they are they and why would they use balls and brownies in the same sentence?
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Ah - you rumbled the secret. Rare stuff that ketchup, ain't it

That must have been something to see. . . . .
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Crime scene tape, that's what the mustard is for.
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Old 11-07-2012, 06:33 PM   #104967
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Ah - you rumbled the secret. Rare stuff that ketchup, ain't it

That must have been something to see. . . . .
Oddly enough, in a cafeteria filled with about fifty kids and a handful of adults, no one saw a thing until someone looked up and noticed the doors. Even the kindergartner didn't know he was bespeckled.

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I'll suggest that to the custodian next time.
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I do not understand my mother-in-law. In my family we all bring something to the meal and share. I offer to make the cake for my father-in-law's birthday. She agrees to make dinner. That was Friday. Today I talk to her and she won't make dinner unless I tell her what to make. I have no idea what you have in your cupboards! Fine. I'll bring the cake and I'll feed them dinner before I bring them over. What is my sister-in-law bringing? Nothing, and making no decisions either. So they are having dinner over there and we're expected to show up with the cake in an hour. It's like the Thanksgiving where she wasn't going to do anything unless my sister-in-law could come down. Thank God I'm not made to feel like a second tier child in my own family but I feel for my husband. Grrr.
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I do not understand my mother-in-law. In my family we all bring something to the meal and share. I offer to make the cake for my father-in-law's birthday. She agrees to make dinner. That was Friday. Today I talk to her and she won't make dinner unless I tell her what to make. I have no idea what you have in your cupboards! Fine. I'll bring the cake and I'll feed them dinner before I bring them over. What is my sister-in-law bringing? Nothing, and making no decisions either. So they are having dinner over there and we're expected to show up with the cake in an hour. It's like the Thanksgiving where she wasn't going to do anything unless my sister-in-law could come down. Thank God I'm not made to feel like a second tier child in my own family but I feel for my husband. Grrr.
Show up with a box of cake mix and a can of frosting.
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LOL I like that idea! Sadly I already made the chocolate cake from scratch with the homemade peanut butter frosting and decorated it.
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