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11-02-2012, 06:23 PM
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The things I do for getting free ebooks.... I'm an ebook-whore.
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11-02-2012, 07:24 PM
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I'll never stop breaking the law for you...
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11-03-2012, 09:09 AM
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Note to self: if you're going to be singing in your office while your morning voice is still in full effect, you might want to shut the door!
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11-03-2012, 01:25 PM
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Haven't found the perfect song for this book yet. UGH!
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11-03-2012, 05:11 PM
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It's important to enunciate!
Phone rings
Me: Radiology, this is MK
Receptionist: hi do you guys X-ray OB patients?
Me: OB as in pregnant?
Receptionist: yea
Me: umm we can but its not recommended, why do they need X-rays?
Receptionist: umm I don't know. can I transfer the drs office to you?
Me: sure
Drs. Office picks up: hi, do you X-ray obese patients
Me: obese or OB?
Drs Office: ummm obese; just under 400lbs
Me: so they're not pregnant?
Drs. Office: no it's a man
Me.....*face palm*
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11-03-2012, 06:28 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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''spongy crown''..... sounds freaking disgusting.
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11-03-2012, 06:38 PM
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Snegge.
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11-03-2012, 08:04 PM
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Really Experienced
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Location: West side, southwest side, middle east, rich house, dog house, outhouse, old folks house, house for unwed mothers, halfway homes, catacombs, twilight zones.
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If you ever need a pick me up. I highly suggest The Black Key's music video for their song Lonely Boy. That man dancing puts a smile on my face every time.
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"When they lay me down to sleep, I pray the funk will make me freak. If I should die before I waketh, allow me lord to rock out naked." -Chilli Peppers
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11-03-2012, 09:44 PM
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The Last Unicorn
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This weekend had all the makings of a disaster. While not without it's challenges, it's beginning to be a beautiful day again. There will be clouds for a bit. But the sunshine will come out again. I know it.
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11-04-2012, 08:06 AM
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Sublimed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
It's important to enunciate!
Phone rings
Me: Radiology, this is MK
Receptionist: hi do you guys X-ray OB patients?
Me: OB as in pregnant?
Receptionist: yea
Me: umm we can but its not recommended, why do they need X-rays?
Receptionist: umm I don't know. can I transfer the drs office to you?
Me: sure
Drs. Office picks up: hi, do you X-ray obese patients
Me: obese or OB?
Drs Office: ummm obese; just under 400lbs
Me: so they're not pregnant?
Drs. Office: no it's a man
Me.....*face palm*
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11-04-2012, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by EbersMoll
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EbersMoll is here!!!!!!
I'm glad to see you are back!
You've been missed!!
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11-04-2012, 08:20 AM
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EbersMoll is here!!!!!!
I'm glad to see you are back!
You've been missed!!
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Oh Yeah, Moll's in da house!
When you say 'missed', do you mean like a dear departed relative, or a head-shot two inches to the left? Just so I know.  |
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11-04-2012, 08:43 AM
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Oh Yeah, Moll's in da house!
When you say 'missed', do you mean like a dear departed relative, or a head-shot two inches to the left? Just so I know. |
Missed like a dear friend! Head-shot two inches to the left??? Never! I've actually got a pretty good aim, I wouldn't miss! 
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11-04-2012, 08:53 AM
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Sublimed
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Ok - now I'm both relieved and also a little bit scared  |
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11-04-2012, 09:03 AM
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Ok - now I'm both relieved and also a little bit scared |
I could probably give Mad Freddy a run for his money! I'd need a some practice first, though. I'm probably a little rusty.
While I can think of a couple people on here that should be a little bit scared, you are definitely not one of them! Where would I get my haiku if you weren't around??
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11-04-2012, 09:15 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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11-04-2012, 09:36 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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Fuck you mercury.
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11-04-2012, 11:22 AM
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totally not motivated to do much of anything today!
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11-04-2012, 12:04 PM
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God... I'm so happy and excited. Please don't mess this up for once.
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11-04-2012, 01:14 PM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
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There, fixed it for ya.
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Boobs are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but dads like playing with them too!
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11-04-2012, 01:20 PM
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Oh NM, you amuse me!
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11-04-2012, 04:38 PM
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''You're good at....''
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11-04-2012, 05:59 PM
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romantic
Ugh.
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11-04-2012, 08:14 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all then threw it all away...
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11-04-2012, 08:22 PM
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How I love chocolate covered pretzels!
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