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Old 11-02-2012, 06:23 PM   #13626
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The things I do for getting free ebooks.... I'm an ebook-whore.
 

Old 11-02-2012, 07:24 PM   #13627
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Old 11-03-2012, 09:09 AM   #13628
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Note to self: if you're going to be singing in your office while your morning voice is still in full effect, you might want to shut the door!
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Old 11-03-2012, 01:25 PM   #13629
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Haven't found the perfect song for this book yet. UGH!
 

Old 11-03-2012, 05:11 PM   #13630
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It's important to enunciate!

Phone rings
Me: Radiology, this is MK
Receptionist: hi do you guys X-ray OB patients?
Me: OB as in pregnant?
Receptionist: yea
Me: umm we can but its not recommended, why do they need X-rays?
Receptionist: umm I don't know. can I transfer the drs office to you?
Me: sure
Drs. Office picks up: hi, do you X-ray obese patients
Me: obese or OB?
Drs Office: ummm obese; just under 400lbs
Me: so they're not pregnant?
Drs. Office: no it's a man
Me.....*face palm*
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Old 11-03-2012, 06:28 PM   #13631
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''spongy crown''..... sounds freaking disgusting.
 

Old 11-03-2012, 06:38 PM   #13632
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Old 11-03-2012, 08:04 PM   #13633
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Old 11-03-2012, 09:44 PM   #13634
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Old 11-04-2012, 08:06 AM   #13635
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It's important to enunciate!

Phone rings
Me: Radiology, this is MK
Receptionist: hi do you guys X-ray OB patients?
Me: OB as in pregnant?
Receptionist: yea
Me: umm we can but its not recommended, why do they need X-rays?
Receptionist: umm I don't know. can I transfer the drs office to you?
Me: sure
Drs. Office picks up: hi, do you X-ray obese patients
Me: obese or OB?
Drs Office: ummm obese; just under 400lbs
Me: so they're not pregnant?
Drs. Office: no it's a man
Me.....*face palm*
 

Old 11-04-2012, 08:09 AM   #13636
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EbersMoll is here!!!!!!

I'm glad to see you are back!

You've been missed!!
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Old 11-04-2012, 08:20 AM   #13637
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EbersMoll is here!!!!!!

I'm glad to see you are back!

You've been missed!!
Oh Yeah, Moll's in da house!

When you say 'missed', do you mean like a dear departed relative, or a head-shot two inches to the left? Just so I know.
 

Old 11-04-2012, 08:43 AM   #13638
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Oh Yeah, Moll's in da house!

When you say 'missed', do you mean like a dear departed relative, or a head-shot two inches to the left? Just so I know.
Missed like a dear friend! Head-shot two inches to the left??? Never! I've actually got a pretty good aim, I wouldn't miss!
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Old 11-04-2012, 08:53 AM   #13639
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Ok - now I'm both relieved and also a little bit scared
 

Old 11-04-2012, 09:03 AM   #13640
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Ok - now I'm both relieved and also a little bit scared
I could probably give Mad Freddy a run for his money! I'd need a some practice first, though. I'm probably a little rusty.

While I can think of a couple people on here that should be a little bit scared, you are definitely not one of them! Where would I get my haiku if you weren't around??
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:15 AM   #13641
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:22 AM   #13643
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totally not motivated to do much of anything today!
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Old 11-04-2012, 12:04 PM   #13644
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God... I'm so happy and excited. Please don't mess this up for once.
 

Old 11-04-2012, 01:14 PM   #13645
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Ok - now I'm both turned on and also a little bit scared
There, fixed it for ya.
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:20 PM   #13646
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There, fixed it for ya.
Oh NM, you amuse me!
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:38 PM   #13647
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:59 PM   #13648
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Old 11-04-2012, 08:14 PM   #13649
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