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09-06-2012, 10:47 AM
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Citizen of the World
Noor is offline
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Svaha
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
It would be lots of fun
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You just think so, but after a straight week of catching fish, you would be bored.
You would need new challenges, better equipment, and new place to fish.
We are only saving you from the danger and expense of deep sea fishing.
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09-06-2012, 10:59 AM
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#4652
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is online now
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
Posts: 12,389
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Dear X,
The wait is killing me. Please get back to me soon.
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09-09-2012, 09:13 PM
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#4653
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4ever Angry Smurf's Girl
cc'skittykat is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In his arms.
Posts: 2,547
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Dear X,
I'm sorry if I seem to be short lately. I am just getting tired. Tired of listening to you bitch about the things our friend does to you. Haven't you noticed that the things you complain about her doing, are the exact damn things you do to me?
But, of course, it will be all my fault, somehow (something about hormones). I will be the one crying the tears.
Only to rinse and repeat.
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You get a lot farther if you talk to me on the boards before you PM me...
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09-09-2012, 09:53 PM
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#4654
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Really Experienced
ILmonamour is offline
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: A lake, a tower and prohibition
Posts: 260
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Dear X,
Our mini chats have been fun, cute ... you seem like a very sweet guy, and it was exciting to see where things were possibly heading. When you stopped responding, like an addict cutting the goods cold-turkey, I figured you were tied up. As one day turned to three I wrote those missives off. It's a smorgasbord in this crazy dating circus, I get that. I do that. It's totally fine.
But please stop looking at my profile. That silly little tab that taunts, haunts and flirts with my fingers, to display who has viewed my page is your dead giveaway.
If you want the lady, man up and get the confidence to say hello again. I won't bite ... hard.
Good luck in your search, Mr. Voyeur.
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09-09-2012, 09:59 PM
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Virgin
minigal is offline
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 16
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Dear Universe,
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09-30-2012, 03:59 PM
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Really Experienced
My I is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 136
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Dear Ex,
You demand to know the truth and what I am hiding from you. But you don't want to talk to me to find out. How do you find out the truth if you won't hear it? The truth has been shining in your face for three years but you choose to look away and SEARCH for shadows.
I know there is NOTHING I have hidden from you and there is NOTHING I have been even slightly dishonest about. And I have NEVER broken a promise to you.
On the other hand you have admitted to lying to me and hiding things from me. You have also stated very clearly that you do not make promises because you can't keep them.
Some day you will go to your heaven and you will meet your god and he will show you your entire life and you will KNOW the truth.
And the angels will cry for you.
The one who loved you.
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The truth cannot be written down or spoken. Once it is spoken or written it becomes knowledge. And knowledge is not truth because knowledge is fixed in time. Truth is ever moving and changing without regard to time. As soon as you pause to reflect, it is not truth. ~ Brian Enos
Experiments in Mind Expansion
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09-30-2012, 04:07 PM
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Really Really Experienced
Brandie69 is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 363
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Dear Ex
Thank you for letting us settle down to a basically decent ex-ship. Some of the old sores are still too deep to admit to calling you a friend, but I am proud of the two of us for being able to go forward treating each other with a basic human decency, now that the dust is all settled. There are sores to be healed, but no scores to be settled. May you find happiness. Even we deserve that.
Oh, and can I have my Wii Fit back, ferchrissakes?
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09-30-2012, 07:13 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
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Dear God
Thank you
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09-30-2012, 10:24 PM
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Blooming
Dianthus is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: North (see Great, White)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Dear God
Thank you
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“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.” ~ Marcus Aurelius
Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
My Stories ___________ How well do you know me? Click here and tell me what you see.
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10-12-2012, 08:41 PM
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Good little witch.
glynndah is offline
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Floating around in my sparkly bubble
Posts: 23,539
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A  from the good little witch.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
Last edited by glynndah : 10-14-2012 at 07:30 PM.
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10-14-2012, 11:17 AM
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Political Stance: Porn
FallingToFly is offline
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Naked On The Internet
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http://youtu.be/jePMD7YKxyc
Thought this was appropriate
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Trouble comes in threes; The weather, the Devil, and me.
Smashwords
Be Afraid!! I'm Back!!!
21st Century Cure- Act 1
Rough sex, corpses and some mild BDSM
21st Century Cure- Act 2 Mutual masturbation, near misses and sex for the sake of sex.
21st Century Cure- Act 3 Violent BDSM, sex, sex and more sex. My first anal sex in a het story, ever!
I'm an addict. Addicted to the words, and the response those words engender in others. So please, be my dealer, be my pimp. Feed me sweet poison, and make me addicted to you.
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10-18-2012, 04:02 AM
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In a band!!
CWatson is offline
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: CA
Posts: 1,569
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Dear X,
It's a little absurd, when you get down to it. We've only gone on the one date. It was a mere three days ago. I know that you've got a lot on your mind, like the sudden divorce, and the fact that it prompted you to move out here, and how you've been here less than a month. I've dated you before, or someone like you, and it has never turned out well. Hell, I even know the white lie: "I'm not interested in dating anyone seriously." Which actually just means, "I'm not interested in dating YOU seriously," since you're just honest enough to tell me that you're going exclusive with someone else when you cancel our next date. I know you are going to do all this to me. I've had it done before.
And given this fact, it's a little absurd just how much I've fallen for you, and how hard it is to think about anything other than you.
Because, hey: maybe the trend will stop one day.
yours,
~C
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"Haiku are easy
to write, but may not make sense.
Refrigerator."
"The plural of 'Surgeon General' is 'Surgeons General.' The past tense of 'Surgeons General' is 'Surgeonsed General.' "
Picture is not me; can be found at ShyAngela.com (thanks Dkling!)
Here is my story site, which has more material on it than my Literotica page. Oh, and, I'm now on Facebook!
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10-18-2012, 11:49 AM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is online now
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
Posts: 12,389
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Dear Self,
Sometimes I wonder if you actually ever want to be with a woman again with how poorly you handled this situation.
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11-02-2012, 08:59 PM
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Experienced
cwaltz is offline
Join Date: Aug 2012
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Dear X,
Everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong. Not hearing from you as often makes things a little bit harder, but when I do, it's easier to forget all the other things bothering me.
"I've been thinking about you a lot" and "I've been aching to hear your words" is all a girl needs to hear to get her achey and wet. At least this girl.
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11-14-2012, 04:20 AM
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In a band!!
CWatson is offline
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: CA
Posts: 1,569
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Dear X,
Really? Really? You knew how annoying I think that is. You knew that I'd faced girls scurrying off on me before. You knew that when a girl says, "Sorry, but I'm not interested in dating at the moment," I hear, "I'm not interested in dating you," and that I expect her to immediately hare off with someone else.
And you did the whole pattern anyway.
You want to remain friends, but you don't respect me enough to tell me the truth. I can see this friendship going very well.
Enjoy the new guy. I'm better for you than he is, and you know it. But you made your bed.
~me
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"Haiku are easy
to write, but may not make sense.
Refrigerator."
"The plural of 'Surgeon General' is 'Surgeons General.' The past tense of 'Surgeons General' is 'Surgeonsed General.' "
Picture is not me; can be found at ShyAngela.com (thanks Dkling!)
Here is my story site, which has more material on it than my Literotica page. Oh, and, I'm now on Facebook!
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11-14-2012, 08:30 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 24,560
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Dear Ex
You told me your history and complained about missing this or that stuff; little toys or mementoes from when your kids were little. But you left them all behind when you walked out.
Sorry, but with no forwarding details, even with your solicitor, they're now in the bin or the local charity shop.
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11-16-2012, 01:07 AM
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Citizen of the World
Noor is offline
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Location: Svaha
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11-16-2012, 10:12 AM
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Denmark Copenhagen
Posts: 10,673
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Dear X,
Me and a friend of mine are going out tomorrow night.
Could you please make it unforgettable this time?
Thanks in advance.
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination. 
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11-16-2012, 11:03 AM
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Glutton for Punishment
Trinique_Fire is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Face down, ass up
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...there are times I'm not the woman you imagine me to be...when I'm just a girl who needs...and my need is deep, profound, and overpowering to the point of confusion and insecurity and all I know is the girl I am touching and all I want is to touch more and all I can do is give in...is surrender...~Vail
Y'know, the more I think about it, the more I think you're making a big mistake. You need me as a slave. A good slave. A slave who knows how to be obedient, even if it means being a pain in the ass. ~Waylan
"Part of being a minority is living with the majorities will no matter how it may be imposed on you. With that comes having to 'take what you can get' in order to make any advancement. Advancement to the exact same rights and personal freedoms you've had since birth and which are still to this day denied to us because we love differently."
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11-16-2012, 01:37 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 24,560
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Dear Microsoft,
Why didn't your software engineers get it right the first time?
To compound this error, you let the bloody lawyers have a slice.
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11-17-2012, 10:38 AM
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Literotica Guru
jayce1066 is offline
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Houston. TX
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Dear X,
Just doing a status check.... Yup, still despise you with a purple passion.
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11-30-2012, 06:07 PM
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Denmark Copenhagen
Posts: 10,673
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Dear X,
Thanks for bringing the strings back to my Internet connection.
Please make sure I don't loose them again any time soon!
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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