Old 09-03-2012, 09:57 AM   #201
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Old 09-03-2012, 06:12 PM   #202
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xbuxombabex quoth:
...just offered my suggestions on how an asshat could get more responses & got this in return -

"i do just fine thanks lol

that's a lot of work to more than likely not even get a reply."

i suggested, rather than cutting & pasting a message, using a woman's name & saying he liked something about her in his PMs - if that's a lot of work then i despair to think what he must be like in bed!
perhaps the fuckwit will see this and possibly get a clue. hell, i think you just bought him one!

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Old 09-04-2012, 01:29 PM   #203
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Ok ladies, here you go, this should be the ultimate response to your PM Asshats.


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Old 09-04-2012, 02:28 PM   #204
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Granny porn, send them granny porn, that should cool their jets.
On another similar forum I knew posters who sent bestiality vids of toothless meth hags blowing various farm animals, I have actually almost puked at what they sent out! But was a great way to send em packing.
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:42 PM   #205
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First thing in the morning. . . really?

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I would like to lick your panties.
And feel your heel crush my balls...
Clearly this lad has not been over to the high heel thread to take a peek at my footwear. My heels would put him in the hospital, and reduce his chances of procreation significantly. Hmmmm, maybe that is not such a bad idea afterall. . .
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:26 PM   #206
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i think that's definitely someone asking for granny porn.

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Old 09-20-2012, 11:18 AM   #207
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wow--why does no one understand that by chocolate, I mean actual chocolate?

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daddy
Turns daddy on to give you lots of big thick chocolate cocks to play with
*shaking head* I don't even have a witty comment for this one. I hope he trips, and stubs his penis.
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Old 09-20-2012, 06:38 PM   #208
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*shaking head* I don't even have a witty comment for this one. I hope he trips, and stubs his penis.
Must be semantics, you say chocolate, they hear cocklet.
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Old 09-20-2012, 06:55 PM   #209
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Her:Lets see what u look like

Me:Nope, sorry. the pic on my profile is all you get.

Her:So u are fake? You can see me, so what are you hiding cunt?

Me:I'm not fake, I'm just not going to send you any pictures of me.

Her:Where are u located?

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Old 09-20-2012, 07:52 PM   #210
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First post from random person:

i want to bury my face in your pussy, feel you squeeze my head with your thighs, wrap your legs around my head and pull my tongue deeper into you. have you get up on all fours and eat your peach from behind, working my way up to your pretty puckered asshole, making love to your ass with my tongue. i will get on my back under you and pull you down onto my mouth, you will sit up on my face and i will work my magic on your pussy, letting your wetness fall into my mouth until you can no longer stand it. you will beg me to stop but i wont until you fall over totally spent from orgasms.


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But oh no! Your "magic" on my pussy has caused a dragon to appear in the corner of the room and we have to fight it! I throw you a sword to use but you fumble, failing to catch it, and end up stabbing your own face.
^^^^
This made me laugh out loud and almost spit coffee onto my keyboard.
Great thread. No asshattery to contribute - my PMs have all been tame and polite in comparison.
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Old 09-20-2012, 10:51 PM   #211
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*shaking head* I don't even have a witty comment for this one. I hope he trips, and stubs his penis.
How do you know he didn't mean literal chocolate cocks? You know, like Easter!
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How do you know he didn't mean literal chocolate cocks? You know, like Easter!
That's why I dubbed him the Easter Asshat. Still hope he trips and stubs his penis though.
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Old 09-21-2012, 09:05 AM   #213
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Aurantica-

I assume after he called you a cunt you sent her (?) that pic, riiiight? The question mark is there because that seems like an odd thing for a girl to say to another.

The worst PM ever...

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Old 09-21-2012, 10:06 AM   #214
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I'm going to have to block out an afternoon to read this entire thread.
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I received one today...It wasn't so much the PM that was bad, wel.. it was but the Avatar was the real doozie. A hairy man's arsehole. RIGHT IN MY EYES.

Some things you just can't unsee.
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:14 AM   #216
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I received one today...It wasn't so much the PM that was bad, wel.. it was but the Avatar was the real doozie. A hairy man's arsehole. RIGHT IN MY EYES.

Some things you just can't unsee.
LMAO!
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:22 AM   #217
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I received one today...It wasn't so much the PM that was bad, wel.. it was but the Avatar was the real doozie. A hairy man's arsehole. RIGHT IN MY EYES.

Some things you just can't unsee.
They say the browneye is the window to the soul. That's what they say.
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:30 AM   #218
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They say the browneye is the window to the soul. That's what they say.
I'd like to know who "they" are...on second thought, maybe not...
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:33 AM   #219
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Wait, maybe that's the window to the colon. Yeah. That's it.

Just tell him you love his colon. What a weird thing to tell someone.
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:36 AM   #220
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Wait, maybe that's the window to the colon. Yeah. That's it.

Just tell him you love his colon. What a weird thing to tell someone.
That IS weird.
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:38 AM   #221
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I received one today...It wasn't so much the PM that was bad, wel.. it was but the Avatar was the real doozie. A hairy man's arsehole. RIGHT IN MY EYES.

Some things you just can't unsee.
You poor woman. He stared at you with his big brown eye. There is never a sharp stick around when you need one.

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LMAO!
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Wait, maybe that's the window to the colon. Yeah. That's it.

Just tell him you love his colon. What a weird thing to tell someone.
He needs to pull the curtain on that window.
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:45 AM   #223
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Oh, maybe he has a nice colon. And maybe he loves his colon. And maybe someone loves his colon back. Come on. Give the guy a break.
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Oh, maybe he has a nice colon. And maybe he loves his colon. And maybe someone loves his colon back. Come on. Give the guy a break.
You can love your colon, you just can't LOVE your colon.
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:51 AM   #225
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I'm okay with colons. Rarely loved one. I'm not totally enamoured with them. More of a semicolon kind of guy. (see what I did there)
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