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08-03-2012, 10:42 AM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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I love me some Fark.com. This morning's breakfast bites:
The oddest scariest ice cream ads you'll ever see, and {"The Avengers star"} Jeremy Renner's viagra mixup kept him up on long flight. Warning: If you have a tendency toward nightmares created by things you see during the day, you might want to skip the first one.
And I think I'm crushing (or man-crushing) on SFGate's headline writer on the Jeremy Renner story. That's a classic.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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08-03-2012, 05:05 PM
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Literotica Guru
graceanne is offline
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Oregon, US
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Today is me and K's 15th anniversary. 
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
~Michael Pritchard
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08-03-2012, 05:12 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Location: Suspended in Daydreams
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Originally Posted by graceanne
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Congratulations! I hope you celebrate with something awesome x 15.  |
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08-03-2012, 05:27 PM
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graceanne is offline
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Location: Oregon, US
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Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali
Congratulations! I hope you celebrate with something awesome x 15. |
Not tonight. He's gotta work. We'll do something soon.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
~Michael Pritchard
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My Stories |
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08-03-2012, 05:49 PM
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Sharon_ is offline
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Location: southeast US
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Quote:
Originally Posted by graceanne
Today is me and K's 15th anniversary. |
Congratulations.
<---sucker for the happy endings
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"The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem."
~author unknown~
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08-03-2012, 06:01 PM
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sewing wench
the captians wench is offline
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Location: Dreaming of the Emerald Isle
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
I add my Wenchie kudos.
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Thankies.
No worries SW. I'm on heavy pain killers again, so my mind isn't as sharp as usual either. 
Quote:
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Today is me and K's 15th anniversary. |
Congrats! 
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Look ye to this woman, verily, as an example to all ye aspiring cocksuckers.
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writings of a true lady
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08-03-2012, 06:08 PM
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Experienced
delightdawn is offline
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Midwest
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Made me happy today
I won a bet with my husband and I get a very nice reward.
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08-04-2012, 10:00 AM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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08-04-2012, 10:12 AM
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ThomasShort is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: A Victorian Hosiery Stall; Under a Placid Alien Moon; Hiding beneath a jewellery box; The Sahara; The imagination is rather endless I can become anything you wish for, which sounds like a glorious cliche and most likely is one.
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I bought a load of canvas' today to start building up more artwork for exhibiting. Whilst in the queue for to buy them this kid pulled his mum down to his level to whisper in her ear. She then said "yes, he does like doing art".
It made me smile he had to say it so secretively.
Similarly, on walking with them I was asked by a few people what I was going to do with them, and a rather artistic looking lady gave me one of those quiet smiles as though she liked the fact I had canvas' and was going to paint today.
Anyway, being an artist is fun.
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Choose your own Adventure Styled Roleplay
I can become anything you wish for, which sounds like a glorious cliche and most likely is one. I can become your evening gown or bra to contain your beauteous orbs; a pet curled on your thigh; a tattoo; a pet dragon; a lampshade adorned with dragonflies; a cloud; a 1 inch tall man tantalising your flesh with exploration...
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08-04-2012, 10:38 AM
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მზარეული
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Two liters of chanterelles, three liters of sheathed woodtufts, two liters of bilberries.
I love, love, love picking mushrooms and berries in the forest. Makes me really appreciate the wide freedom to roam we have here.
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08-04-2012, 01:00 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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For you DGE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/vide...shin-lam-video
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08-04-2012, 11:08 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Thank you. That is really quite cool, and made me smile.
You are so one of my peeps. 
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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08-05-2012, 12:10 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Forty-two of the 43 U.S. Presidents are directly descended, according to this article, from King John (Lackland), the signer of the Magna Carta. Care to guess which one *isn't* one of John's descendants? 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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08-05-2012, 01:17 PM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
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A blueberry-raspberry pie is in the oven and it smells fantastic already! Made from berries we picked together.
And I got flowers today. And the sunflowers I planted are starting to bloom, too.
Lots to smile about today!
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08-05-2012, 01:25 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Thank you. That is really quite cool, and made me smile.
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08-05-2012, 04:55 PM
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Happily insatiable always
catalina_francisco is offline
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Location: Here & Now
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Seeing Bolt win the 100m!!
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08-05-2012, 05:06 PM
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Blooming
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“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.” ~ Marcus Aurelius
Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
My Stories ___________ How well do you know me? Click here and tell me what you see.
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08-05-2012, 05:11 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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08-05-2012, 10:25 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Forty-two of the 43 U.S. Presidents are directly descended, according to this article, from King John (Lackland), the signer of the Magna Carta. Care to guess which one *isn't* one of John's descendants?
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Great story! Interesting comments too.
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Originally Posted by seela
A blueberry-raspberry pie is in the oven and it smells fantastic already! Made from berries we picked together.
And I got flowers today. And the sunflowers I planted are starting to bloom, too.
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Damn, you write a good WMYS/LT post.
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Grrrrrrrr
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
~ Save second base
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08-06-2012, 07:49 AM
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Happily insatiable always
catalina_francisco is offline
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My ever curious cat inspecting thoroughly what we have been doing so she can give her seal of approval. 
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08-07-2012, 08:26 AM
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Blooming
Dianthus is offline
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XKCD
(you have to hover your mouse over the comic to get the pop-up that made me smile)
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Di
“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.” ~ Marcus Aurelius
Live without pretending. Love without depending. Listen without defending. Speak without offending.
My Stories ___________ How well do you know me? Click here and tell me what you see.
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08-07-2012, 10:02 AM
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Really Experienced
kingem125 is offline
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Thinking about this girl I met and just reciently fell in love with.......
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It f$?&ing disgusting like butt sex but that's your thing bro...- Axe murder boys
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08-07-2012, 10:46 AM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Waking up feeling like I have gained some clarity these last few days that gave me the push I needed to make some decisions that were really weighing on me. Decisions made, now on to do list, which for for me is always the easier part. I woke up feeling jazzed about it all. |
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08-07-2012, 04:02 PM
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livin1971 is offline
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Just found out my nipples were not closed and went back up to a 10G ring today. I'm sore but I'm oh so happy.
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We all must push past your fears and insecurities. Once on the other side of them you are stronger.
Check me out of Fet Life CMB1971
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08-07-2012, 09:22 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
Curious_in_Cali is offline
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Progress!!!!
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