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08-04-2012, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Yakisoba adequately nourishes inveterate kinksters.
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Keep inspiring nasty kinksters simmering;
Tantalize erotic rutting sensuously.
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08-04-2012, 11:58 PM
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See everyone now saw Uranus open up so loudly, yo.
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08-05-2012, 12:29 AM
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See everyone now saw Uranus open up so loudly, yo.
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08-05-2012, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Lia Monde
Yvonne ovulates.
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Overindulged vaginas ultimately lack another's touch, erotically sophisticated.
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08-05-2012, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Emily124
Overindulged vaginas ultimately lack another's touch, erotically sophisticated.
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Seeing Olga's pierced hood is so titillating it can actually treat erectile dysfunction.
Hi Emily!
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08-05-2012, 03:08 PM
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Seeing Olga's pierced hood is so titillating it can actually treat erectile dysfunction.
Hi Emily!
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Dystopian youths sensually fucking under nightly constellations transform into orgasmic nymphs
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And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables
~The Tick
You sir, are a meaniehead. ~ Vella
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08-05-2012, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Harry Leg
Dystopian youths sensually fucking under nightly constellations transform into orgasmic nymphs
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New York muggers punctured Harry's scrotum.
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08-05-2012, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by mynameisben
New York muggers punctured Harry's scrotum.
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Hi Ben! 
Sardonic cackles render Oliver's tumescence unalterably mute.
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08-05-2012, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Emily124
Hi Ben!
Sardonic cackles render Oliver's tumescence unalterably mute.
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Hi Emily!
Magnificently useful tongue envelops.
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08-05-2012, 06:31 PM
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Hi Emily!
Magnificently useful tongue envelops.
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Hi Hank!
Every nocturnal vampire enjoys lustfully ogling pulsing schlemiels.
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08-05-2012, 06:58 PM
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Hi Hank!
Every nocturnal vampire enjoys lustfully ogling pulsing schlemiels.
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(I had to look that one up, well done.)
Schoolgirl clothing hardens lengthening erections mitigating intimate effortless loving sensuality.
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08-06-2012, 12:00 AM
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by HankDolworth
(I had to look that one up, well done.)
Schoolgirl clothing hardens lengthening erections mitigating intimate effortless loving sensuality.
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08-06-2012, 11:31 AM
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Suddenly, everything new seemed unusually alive, literally including the yakisoba.
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Yolanda always kept it simple: orgasms before apologies.
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08-06-2012, 11:46 AM
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Yolanda always kept it simple: orgasms before apologies.
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Avaricious prostitutes often let onanistic gentlemen include erotic self-abuse. |
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08-07-2012, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Avaricious prostitutes often let onanistic gentlemen include erotic self-abuse.
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Sometimes errant language foments adversarial beliefs, unapologetically, sacrificing equanimity.
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08-07-2012, 08:51 AM
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Sometimes errant language foments adversarial beliefs, unapologetically, sacrificing equanimity.
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08-07-2012, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
Even Quaker utilizes Asian noodles in manufacturing instant tasty yakisoba.
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Yakisoba again? Kindly insisting something other baby, alright?
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08-08-2012, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by HankDolworth
Yakisoba again? Kindly insisting something other baby, alright?
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Agnolotti, linguini, rotini, Italian gemelli, hokkien, tortellini...?
Why you no like Yakisoba, Hank?! 
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08-08-2012, 02:46 AM
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Agnolotti, linguini, rotini, Italian gemelli, hokkien, tortellini...?
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"Tasty Oreos," Riley told Elina, "Leon likes its new ingredient."
xD Wow..that was difficult.
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Last edited by NeverEndMe : 08-08-2012 at 02:46 AM.
Reason: typo
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08-08-2012, 09:17 AM
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"Tasty Oreos," Riley told Elina, "Leon likes its new ingredient."
xD Wow..that was difficult.
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Difficult, but fun and satisfying...eh?
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08-08-2012, 09:43 AM
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Difficult, but fun and satisfying...eh?
Insistent naked gentlemen require erotic dances in every new theatre.
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"That hurt," Emily announced, then rejoined expressively.
Nothing wrong with Yakisoba, Emily dear, just promoting the use of alternative Y words; yearning, yelping, yielding — for example.
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08-08-2012, 09:53 AM
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"That hurt," Emily announced, then rejoined expressively.
Nothing wrong with Yakisoba, Emily dear, just promoting the use of alternative Y words; yearning, yelping, yielding — for example.
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08-08-2012, 09:58 AM
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"Excellent xylophonic presentation, Rhonda," Edward said sincerely, "its vitality, like yodeling."
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"Yearning obfuscates desires, Ellen," Liam insisted nipping gently.
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08-08-2012, 10:02 AM
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"Yearning obfuscates desires, Ellen," Liam insisted nipping gently.
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"Great entree, Nancy, though lacking yakisoba." |
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08-08-2012, 10:04 AM
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"Great entree, Nancy, though lacking yakisoba."
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Yakisoba, again? Keen, I should obviously ban adverbs.
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