Old 07-22-2012, 05:51 PM   #1
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Old 07-22-2012, 05:58 PM   #2
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Old 07-22-2012, 06:02 PM   #4
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Old 07-22-2012, 06:02 PM   #5
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Happy Birthday TE, 71? for real? Man, you may never see another Dolphin super bowl appearance

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Happy Birthday from slave_ and myself, and may you always be "as fine as frog hair!"

Stay well and happy my friend.

71 and may we all be blessed with many more years of your fun smut writing!

I'll be playing some Blondie in the Music thread in your honor tonight!
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Old 07-22-2012, 07:06 PM   #7
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But Tannehill's wife will be fun to look at for a long time!
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Happy Birthday from slave_ and myself, and may you always be "as fine as frog hair!"

Stay well and happy my friend.

71 and may we all be blessed with many more years of your fun smut writing!

I'll be playing some Blondie in the Music thread in your honor tonight!
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"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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