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06-21-2012, 06:44 PM
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Really Experienced
Bukkake_4_U is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Where ever I choose to lay my head.
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What is the weirdest thing you ever stuck up your ass?
Well?
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06-21-2012, 09:17 PM
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Really Experienced
Bukkake_4_U is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Where ever I choose to lay my head.
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Nobody?
Come on with all the fags here somebody had to have stuck weird shit up their ass.
Fess up fags.
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06-24-2012, 05:15 AM
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PressNightly is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Central Texas
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A bottle of natural lotion. It was thick but nicely tapered and once I got it in I shot a few squiirts and I got the whole bottle in. Since then I have used the same lotion on a shovel handle, a cuecumber, and a rescue inhaler. My favorite remains the shovel handle, it touched all the right places and never let me down.
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06-24-2012, 11:38 AM
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bifriendlyfool is offline
Join Date: May 2012
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Butternut Squash - Perfect
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06-24-2012, 12:35 PM
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Experienced
Kileypavano is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Toronto
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70 year old penis
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06-24-2012, 12:40 PM
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Knows when to fold 'em.
Adre is online now
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: With dolphins and alligators.
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Is a box of Corn Flakes weird? I know the corners hurt.
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I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants behind me.
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06-24-2012, 01:50 PM
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Literotica Guru
Trimjob69 is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bifriendlyfool
Butternut Squash - Perfect
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06-24-2012, 03:05 PM
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Really Experienced
Sissypanties is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
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Mobile phone, well not inside but between the cheeks , blush
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06-24-2012, 03:06 PM
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Really Experienced
Sissypanties is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
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Oh obviously it was on vibration
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06-24-2012, 03:13 PM
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WebTraveller is offline
Join Date: Sep 2010
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I'm pretty boring I guess, just a small glass dildo.
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Geek Extraordinaire and proud of it. ["hip", "hip"]
Women or men who are creative, descriptive and like real time role-play with fun twists welcome!
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06-25-2012, 12:22 AM
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Really Experienced
blubyuf6 is offline
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: eastcoast usa
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Cucumbers many sizes, carrots, cigar tubes (3 at once) plastic glass bottles, hamers handles multiple screw divers candles..flashlights and of course dildos.. and fingers
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06-29-2012, 02:26 AM
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Really Experienced
amysboytoy is offline
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Texas
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Too many things to mention. Some of the things mentioned above, and other things.
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06-29-2012, 02:30 PM
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Experienced
jimbotjones is offline
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Canada West of TO,
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And......
Corn on the cob.
Baseball Bat
Plunger handle (it was plastic and moulded into 5 balls at the end)
Marble paper towel roll holder
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06-29-2012, 03:13 PM
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King O' Hearts
Stella_Omega is offline
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: On your sleeve
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I kind of have a fetish for baseball bats...
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07-01-2012, 05:52 AM
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aggressive progressive
tinylittlegnat is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbotjones
And......
Corn on the cob.
Baseball Bat
Plunger handle (it was plastic and moulded into 5 balls at the end)
Marble paper towel roll holder
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I know that pluger they sell it at target. I stocked those things for years and always thought they looked like they could be fun.
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"There are times when abortion is necessary, for example when you have a black and a white or a rape."
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07-01-2012, 06:18 AM
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gk6h is offline
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12inch dildo
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07-02-2012, 04:12 AM
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aggressive progressive
tinylittlegnat is offline
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I was always worried about losing items so must had a wide base or were in a condom with the end hanging out.
Blunt end of bic pens
Cigars
Attempted a warm hot dog inside a condom nut didn't work
Brush handle
Screwdriver handle
Baby rattle handle(baby was grown up)
Little kids plastic toy hammer
Fingers
I'm sure there are more things besides toys just can't remember them
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Quote:
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"There are times when abortion is necessary, for example when you have a black and a white or a rape."
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07-02-2012, 01:30 PM
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marta21 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Southwest
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Dozen Marshmallow's!
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07-02-2012, 03:17 PM
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Johnzo89 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: England
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deoderant can
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07-03-2012, 05:27 PM
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Really Really Experienced
TJcurious is offline
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gulf coast, FL
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My Ex Wife's head....as she always had her head up her ass, I figured it had to feel good!
Just kidding....really. I have gotten a well lubed finger up there. Tried an electric tooth brush (battery one), but it hurt a bit....so I must have a tiny asshole. Hurts like crazy when the doc does the finger thing.
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07-09-2012, 10:50 PM
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Really Experienced
Girl2P4U is offline
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: North Jersey
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A stick of frozen butter when I was a teenager. It was great until it melted.
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07-10-2012, 04:57 AM
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Really Really Experienced
bottomshooter is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Out there
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10 inch cucumber....came extremely hard
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07-11-2012, 08:56 PM
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2JST4fun is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Oklahoma
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a thing or two
I never got it all the way in but a trailer hitch ball. Right after I became single again (several years ago) I would put the metal ball in a laytex glove then lube up and wedge it between my cheeks using my heel to hold it in place as I laid back to stroke. The pressure was intense and a time or two I almost got over the widest part. I have also put a condom over a full size floor Jack handle and eased back on it until I had several inches inside. Wow, that made me squirt. I have squatted down on a shampoo bottle in the shower. Think that about covers it. Oh yes, a GD I. Had once asked me to get the shifter knob on my truck up my ass. She and I both got turned on by it. The truck was idling and being. A Cummins it had me close to cuming.
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07-11-2012, 10:01 PM
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Literotica Guru
CrshNBurn is offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: middle of no-where
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 2JST4fun
I never got it all the way in but a trailer hitch ball. Right after I became single again (several years ago) I would put the metal ball in a laytex glove then lube up and wedge it between my cheeks using my heel to hold it in place as I laid back to stroke. The pressure was intense and a time or two I almost got over the widest part. I have also put a condom over a full size floor Jack handle and eased back on it until I had several inches inside. Wow, that made me squirt. I have squatted down on a shampoo bottle in the shower. Think that about covers it. Oh yes, a GD I. Had once asked me to get the shifter knob on my truck up my ass. She and I both got turned on by it. The truck was idling and being. A Cummins it had me close to cuming.
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07-13-2012, 12:07 AM
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newmikeman is offline
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: MA
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When I was 13 or 14, I used an end of back bath scrub brush. I don't why I did it. Well, I think I do now. I thought, 'People stick things in their ass, so it probablt has to feel good'...
It did. But it was a little odd. And I only did it once.
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