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Mike_Yates

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There have been a few occasions within the past few months where women have hit on me and asked me for my number.

I am not in any position to be in a relationship.

How do I talk my out of this situation?

I usually give them a fake number (the number to a muffler repair shop in a really bad neighborhood).
 
Mike_Yates said:
There have been a few occasions within the past few months where women have hit on me and asked me for my number.

I am not in any position to be in a relationship.

How do I talk my out of this situation?

I usually give them a fake number (the number to a muffler repair shop in a really bad neighborhood).
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Hi Mike Yates.

I am very sorry to hear about your situation. Have you considered making yourself more ugly so women aren't forced to ask you for your number. You could put rips in all of your clothes and put dirt in your hair, for instance.

You could also pretend you don't have a phone number. Tell them you are from Europe, where they don't have phone numbers. Nobody can call each other in Europe.

Hope this helps,
Lord Steve
 
Lord_Steve said:
Hi Mike Yates.

I am very sorry to hear about your situation. Have you considered making yourself more ugly so women aren't forced to ask you for your number. You could put rips in all of your clothes and put dirt in your hair, for instance.

You could also pretend you don't have a phone number. Tell them you are from Europe, where they don't have phone numbers. Nobody can call each other in Europe.

Hope this helps,
Lord Steve
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I could just tell them that I'm gay (I am not!).
 
Mike_Yates said:
I could just tell them that I'm gay (I am not!).
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Thanks for replying Mike Yates,

Mayhaps you could tell them that you are gay, as you suggested. That's a good idea. Tell them you are crazy for the men, just like them. But make sure you aren't telling the truth! Ha ha.

Hope this helps,

Lord Steve
 
Lord_Steve said:
Thanks for replying Mike Yates,

Mayhaps you could tell them that you are gay, as you suggested. That's a good idea. Tell them you are crazy for the men, just like them. But make sure you aren't telling the truth! Ha ha.

Hope this helps,

Lord Steve
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Seriously, stop signing your posts, it makes you look like a complete moron. We know who it thats posted by the little box at the side that has your username details in it.
 
mark197205 said:
Seriously, stop signing your posts, it makes you look like a complete moron. We know who it thats posted by the little box at the side that has your username details in it.
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Hi Mark,

I'm sorry if I have offended you, but I was raised to be polite and to sign my correspondences. Maybe we can focus now on the real issue of this thread, I.E. Mike Yates' problem with unwanted female attention. Please don't derail the thread.

Thanks,

Lord Steve
 
Even if a beautiful woman was laying on a bed sexually offering herself to me, I don't have the social skills or experience with human interaction to go forth with it.

I have never interacted with a member of the opposite sex beyond the capacity of a handshake or simple conversation.

I've spent most of my life in social isolation. I don't "know" how to "do it".

Although I might jump into it if Susan Slaughter Utermark was on a bed with her legs spread open.
 
Besides, I stated in previous threads that I no longer have any sexual desire. I've gone weeks without a single erection. My libido is completely dead.
 
maybe talking to them and getting to know them you might actually quit being such a potential sideshow geek.

hell, i wish women would hit on me in real life. ask me for my number. fuck dude, i can't even find a hooker in this area for a simple sex session.
 
Mike_Yates said:
Even if a beautiful woman was laying on a bed sexually offering herself to me, I don't have the social skills or experience with human interaction to go forth with it.

I have never interacted with a member of the opposite sex beyond the capacity of a handshake or simple conversation.

I've spent most of my life in social isolation. I don't "know" how to "do it".
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Greetings,

This is your lucky day! I know lots of ways to "do it." For example, you could "do it" with the lights off so she cannot see your body.

Hope this helps,

Lord Steve
 
Stop thinking about them and they won't bother you any more, dear. Just don't start thinking about men as an antidote...we don't want to see a new thread.....Men keep hitting on me...
 
I know that you really meant 'men cumming on me'.

You are obviously gay.
 
Establish an exclusion zone around your personal space, say a 0.25m radius, any none male which breaks the outer cordon gets killed. should solve the problem.
 
Am I having deja vu? I swear you made this thread at the beginning of this month, or the end of last....
 
Mike_Yates said:
There have been a few occasions within the past few months where women have hit on me and asked me for my number.

I am not in any position to be in a relationship.

How do I talk my out of this situation?

I usually give them a fake number (the number to a muffler repair shop in a really bad neighborhood).
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Just tell them your IQ.
 
What's wrong with just telling them to sod off?
 
Honey123 said:
Am I having deja vu? I swear you made this thread at the beginning of this month, or the end of last....
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He does that all the....


...


...sorry got AV distracted there.

He does that all the time, was what I was trying to say.
 
Mr. "I'm too cute and I can't help it"

You could also have a "business card" ready saying you are a gigolo or tell the ladies you are extremely submissive and you want them to beat the sh** out of u.

It may work ... just be careful.

Bea
 
Hey all,

We shouldn't make fun of Mike Yates for baring his soul to us here. Some men have a real problem with unwanted female attention. I myself have suffered due to my ancestral pheromones, which send females into a rutting frenzy. I worry that I won't be able to save myself for "the one" much longer.

Thank you,

Lord Steve.
 
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