GracefullyYours
Illuminaughty
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First, your ass will be tanned.....
Then the lube, etc.
The oosik stays in the curio cabinet.
Stellar.
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First, your ass will be tanned.....
Then the lube, etc.
The oosik stays in the curio cabinet.
Stellar.
You thought otherwise?
I had nothing but the highest expectations....
Yer squeaky clean......
My hand is gonna sting on that nice round butt of yours.
Here's hoping.... I require at least one hickie.
The first might be "underboob".
And the second?
you're not uni-boobed?
One of many things about me that cums in twos.....
Only twice?
Multiples of.....
I'll say![]()
I want to know who has a headache this morning.
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Not me, little lady, I went to bed with a smile on my face and a song in my heart.![]()
I have a terrible headache this morning, and I haven't had alcohol in 28 days.
Oh no! *rubs your temples*
Do you grind your teeth in your sleep?
Ahhhhh.... feels good..
No. It's my neck. Anytime I start getting a neck ache, my head begins to hurt.
I was painting my linen closet and it has difficult angles. I think I just stretched too much.. I could have used you to get to the ceiling!!!![]()
You should have called!
That sucks about the neck though. My headaches are always stress related. Which makes me want to stab people in the head. Which then makes me grind my teeth in my sleep.
Vicious cycle.
I was painting my linen closet and it has difficult angles. I think I just stretched too much.. I could have used you to get to the ceiling!!!![]()
This board has the most elaborate and unusual euphemisms for sex!
lol... yeah...considering if you stab a person in their head, all the other bullshit you'd have to go through...