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Old 01-12-2012, 09:33 PM   #74202
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Old 01-12-2012, 10:25 PM   #74203
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Old 01-13-2012, 12:35 AM   #74207
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I'm behind you so I'm able to see it, Tom.


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Soup today. Got new tires so no more ravines and crashes. Body still hurts. I think the soup will help. If not, it will taste good.
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I guess this means no more Automotive Ice Capades for you, huh?

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I do like a man who knows how to cultivate me.

How about something with some brass, Tom? It don't mean a thing, unless its got that swing!
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How about something with some brass, Tom? It don't mean a thing, unless its got that swing!
To paraphrase the Big Bopper "Oh baby, ah knooows what you like."

Hmmm ... how 'bout 'Sing, Sing, Sing' by Benny Goodman and his Orchestra? It's a Swing Era standout and it brought down the house at Carnegie Hall.
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Hmmm ... how 'bout 'Sing, Sing, Sing' by Benny Goodman and his Orchestra? It's a Swing Era standout and it brought down the house at Carnegie Hall.
Sounds just perfect.
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When I threw the sheets onto the bed after taking them out of the dryer, my wedding ring flew off. Okay, that's it. If I've lost so much weight that the ring needs to be resized, I declare the diet officially over for this half year. In June or thereabouts I'll try another two weeks and maybe another 6-8 lbs but for tonight it's fried chicken in peanut cream gravy, whole wheat pancakes and sauteed peppers with onions . . . and See's chocolate for dessert . . . the sugarless kind in my case.
Sounds delicious. The chicken barley soup (Lumpy's grandmother's recipe from old-world Italy) was absolutely fabulous. The snow came down much of the day, the air was cold and damp. The soup was perfect.

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Seriously, I'm glad you're okay, Molly. Maybe that soup will help some.
Thanks, Tom.

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How about something with some brass, Tom? It don't mean a thing, unless its got that swing!

Hello Di,
Can I recommend this ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZHUktIw8aA

I'll even fire up the juke box for you.
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And have you heard
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She got smashed in the Astor Bar,

Game girls, though. Got up and finished fifth.
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She got smashed in the Astor Bar,

Game girls, though. Got up and finished fifth.

No I haven't heard of mimsey starr.

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Rolf - a mug of hot milk, please.

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I can't sleep.
well, if you are determined to be awake. . . . . .

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